No one is going to see this RFK Jr and Kash Patel buddy comedy.

This is my favorite new Mo Willems book.

Did everyone’s game feed on Prime just die?

Letters from Cleo is WEAK on crime!

I'm gonna be real with you. The Pope *is* soft. His secondary is giving up the most YAC in the league. The Pope will *not* be competitive in the postseason if he can't tackle.

Onion rings are better than tater tots, and tater tots are better than fries.

Could the Trump Administration be using the Jeffrey Epstein scandal to cover up from the war that it started to cover up from the Jeffrey Epstein scandal?

But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made

*6 months later* The Democrats have a Steve Jarvie problem.

What the fuck. Kash Patel just started chugging a beer in the cabin of Integrity.

Depluralize a movie. The Element.

pete hegseth firing everyone but his tailor

In the next sentence, Trump continued that the Super Bowl was tomorrow.

Everyone is saying Trump will fall asleep but the smart money is him interrupting the oral arguments with his gripes.

Pretty compelling essay from Daniel Biss in The Nation, in which he reiterates his support for -The Block The Bombs Act (strongest arms embargo on Israel legislation ever unveiled in Congress). -Unilateral recognition of the State of Palestine. -Naming and shaming AIPAC intervention in elections.

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of the Darth Paperclip the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

It is proper to offer this high gift to the recipient by throwing it on their shoe.

Sounds like Markwayne Mullin trained Obama’s stormtroopers for Operation Jade Helm if you ask me.

So let me be clear: Israel and the United States have started a horrific war. People who claim that Jews are to blame can fuck off with their antisemitism.

The Woke Transformed Corn Cob.

More and more people keep saying that Global Tetrahedron is a major media company that produces the finest news.

Oopsmaxxing

I do not give the IRGC or any entities associated with Iran permission to mine the Strait of Hormuz. With this statement I give notice to the IRGC it is strictly forbidden to mine the Strait. The violation of ukase can be punished by law (UCC 1308 11 308103 and the Rome Statute).

This might be the news that finishes Trump once and for all.

It’s 62 degrees. It’s time.

They blew up an elementary school Tom www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

If you don’t count everyone who died, there have been no casualties.

Might use this. 😆

Love any post like, "You know I hate the Celtics, but [admission our team's got a good front office, a smart coach, that we develop young players well, that we play with grit and tenacity, that we're performing beyond all expectations for this year]. In summary: fuck those guys"

124 likely voters??

Trump would routinely say he had all sides of different positions to difference audiences and pundits were selected his views cafeteria style to excuse or advocate for his candidacy.

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

art of the deal, baby

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Jokic finding out it’s the Year of the Horse:

Mark Wahlberg

They wouldn’t dare surround a polling place if they were donning a QR code.

starting to do research on a subject you know nothing about is like me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?" source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about" me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers

It is true that the Democrats are extremely soft on crime that is committed by Republican administrations.

Minnesota has been showing the way

[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!

I would not suggest taking this account seriously, personally: bsky.app/profile/fain...

Flawed metaphors are hardly the point but turning around the Titanic was not anything that could have saved it, and an entire night is plenty of time to turn around a boat.