ik i just said this but i am so grateful that i'm not in h*gh s¢hool anymore, holy shit just finished s1 of veronica mars (apparently the only good/valid season) and like. what the fuck.

i cannot overstate how grateful i am to not be in high school anymore, holy shit

its called shabbat but ok

mannnnnnnn we can't have anything nice with septa these days

whewe my twain is at

i should thank g-d every day that i don't have a fuckin deathly hallows tattoo lmao

happy Throw Shoes at George Bush Day to all who celebrate!!!

you don't get to say "happy holidays" off a CHRISTmas tree. that's not what that means. MAYbe if it was like a snow scene to represent Winter, or if the tree was decorated with natural things only, like pinecones and shit, i could maybe see it.

man fuck the yankees, go phillies

after standing for a bit, when i sit down, my back hurts. why???

Schwarbs is staying in Philly 👍 #RingTheBell

me: oooh, check out today's eel fact! my wife: nobody tell that guy me: you may not witness these eels on behalf of anish kapoor.

world series is back on!

clarence! Clarence! CLARENCE! #SpaghettiBoyClarence

i can't reach the other side of my phone with my thumb anymore and i KNOW this is a "first world" problem/complaint but like jfc why is this phone so LARGE its really EXCESSIVE

got a new phone and i fucking hate it. i'm sure it'll just take some getting used to or whatever but rn it absolutely sucks.

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The Flyers have the NHL’s sixth-best record, but a portion of the fan base still seems unhappy, especially with Rick Tocchet. Make it make sense.

i wish everything wasn't quite so christmas all the time, like can't snow just be winter? ugh.

me about literally any hypothetical: i'm imagining this for free in my brain without ai and its absolutely delightful

i love my wife

forgot the fuckin lunch in the car 🤦

*l.a. dodgers

pay kyle schwarber whatever he wants to stay on the phillies

a better world is possible!!!! it doesnt have to be like this!!!! -me trying to open the difficult-to-open-cheese packaging

he make number go UP pff

i guess i should be tweeting about my wife and the phillies more, and less about how much i hate the m*ts

i didn't even know we HAD a h0bby l0bby here ew

man why are all the Old People the ones using chatABC and then getting straight Lied To constantly like literally what is this shit

you're gonna let the robot think for you? smh

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this $217.50 septa pass is really kicking my ass, especially considering the fucking trains DON'T run on time and are sometimes CANCELED and sometimes we just have to fucking drive to work because fuck me

it is a...grossly sunny day on tatooine and you are a horrible pack of grumpy rebel scoundrels

maybe don't do sports betting and you'll be able to enjoy the fucking game lmao

i can't believe i'm dad-age and they play my music from high school at fuckin hockey games

interviewer: how old are you? kid: 7 int: and how long have you been playing hockey? kid: 10 years int: that's really impressive, that you've been playing longer than you've, y'know, been here.

everyone really liked nemik's "manifesto" from the Andor show, but let's finally admit the truth: it sucked shit.

GIRL RUN

forgot to watch v for vendetta on 11/5 oops

"black friday starts now!" -corporations since 11/01 for some fuckin reason

giant's been charging like a dollar a bag like psychopaths since the full bag ban went thru

where's my phillies jacket?? :(((

fifty-year mortgage??? jesus fuckin christ.

won't someone think of the poor innocent house flippers in these trying times?? /s

i have found that my life has greatly improved on instagram by not commenting on posts by anyone other than people i know. it means i don't have to get fuckin notifications about people liking or responding to my comment.

maybe city counsel shouldn't get their own special boy parking spaces and should take SEPTA like the rest of us

why am i so fucken EEPY :(

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