Oh man, I can just walk into the small, newer bookstore on my way home from work tomorrow and buy that new Pynchon novel.

[sees someone in the neighborhood walking in purple pants] I bet that’s @talkinghat.bsky.social

wow I love creating value for my clients

Every time I hear You Sexy Thing, I can't help but remember when I thought the Hot Chocolate guy was singing "I believe in Urkel"

My culture uses all the parts of the Terminator

forgot how fun baseball can be, and it lets me say things like ‘a slider shouldn’t be 100 mph’

“AARP Movies for Grownups Awards” gtfo with this

stumbled into spooky season here

just canned 7 qt of tomato sauce, while watching baseball. Living the 1950s dream over here

Me: [a giant is actively grinding up my bones to make his bread] Every single news outlet: This giant likes to bake bread out of ground up human bones. Here's why you should be worried.

For fellow locals interested in this firm, which designed a staggering number of recognizable local buildings: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law,_La...

[Oliver Stone watching One Battle After Another] why didn’t he put ‘Mr Mojo Risin’ over the erection scene

Nothing is beyond the pale for BROOKER

you know it

what's an opinion on the 1979 satirical black comedy thriller film Winter Kills that will have you like this

I ~HIGHLY~ recommend lifting the heaviest weights you safely can while listening to the third My Bloody Valentine album ‘MBV’

Ina Garten is my fall M.O.

the only LLM I is respect is Large, Large Marge

it’s a Meters morning

what a week, huh?

Ye Ancien Scenesters

ever research a marginal figure from a music scene and discover the reason you can’t find much is because they died at your age from cancer?

we need more folk songs about cocaine and/or codeine

huh, I knew about Peel Sessions where bands would record tracks just for broadcast, but I hadn’t realized that the BBC made actual live recordings of groups in the 70s

I would like a full-length 1:1 parody THE IRISHMAN using the same script, but with Paul f. Tompkins in the main role and without any real de-aging

pressure canning chicken stock because I need to finish food projects before starting new ones

making gumbo z’herbs this weekend to use up greens, mostly as an experiment

my gf and her sister are doing mock Cockney accents right now and I want to disappear completely

RIP to Tom Cruise’s character in LEGEND

meanwhile …..the Tomato Boss

Howard Chaykin’s

this guy is having a dead tooth pulled right now, which is risky because he has heart issues

sound on

Hey, I have an extra ticket for To Live and Die in LA that I am selling. The screening is this Saturday (9/27) at 11am at The Egyptian theater. William Petersen will be there! I just want what I paid for it ($20). DM me if you'd like to buy it

Obscure YouTube of the day: Albert Pyun's 1985 RADIOACTIVE DREAMS! John Stockwell (CHRISTINE) & Michael Dudikoff (AMERICAN NINJA) were raised in bomb shelter on Chandler & Hammet, novels, come out 1940s private eyes in postapocalyptic universe! youtu.be/YKLs8MOWfkk?...

you: seeing the new PTA film in a theater me: watching ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS at home you have won this round

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright; the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light, and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout but there is no joy in Flavortown- Honey mustard is discount.

pundit whose beard gets worse with every bad opinion they voice

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright; the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light, and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout but there is no joy in Flavortown- Honey mustard is discount.

first Alien Nation, now Alien Earth; what’s next: Alien Solar System????? gimmeabraak

just rented ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS on Blu-Ray; trying to become insufferable

introducing legislation to rename History class into Lore class

[Henny Yougman voice] rapture my wife, PLEASE

Joining the manosphere and grifting off my line of meat rubs that are also testosterone and creatine supplements

I found the worst Animorph

Every day I invent new guys (in my head) to get mad at, and make posts about

I am picking wild hops

sterlizing some jars

Inside you are two wolves, because you went to the all you can eat wolf buffet again.