Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

Tonight marks the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitgerald. Half a century ago today, 29 souls were lost in the largest shipwreck in Great Lakes history. Today, the Maritime Sailors Cathedral will ring Big Fitz’s bell 29 times, and one more time for Gordon Lightfoot.

Dick Cheney bit the dust. It’s a beautiful morning.

every time someone leaves their drink on top of the urinal I approach it like a game of Skee-Ball

I hate nerd Halloween. What do you mean you’re Daniel “Oz” Osborn in costume as God from the Fear, Itself episode of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997)?

bartender: can I sound like my mom for a minute? me: sure bartender: they don’t make music like this anymore me: can I sound like my mom for a second? bartender: of course me: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

squirrels in the fall be like

🧊 “agents” voluntarily rescind their humanity when they cover their faces and put on those stupid vests with the patches. Every single person who told me I was overreacting as far back as five, ten, even twenty years ago can go piss up a rope.

I’ve had a really rough couple of weeks, and this feels like the only platform I can comfortably express that on

I was supposed to be in Florida for my reunion right now, but I got too sick to fly earlier in the week. Have fun for me, y’all. Go Eagles. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine. OH FIVE.

ok dipshits new ratboys rips www.stereogum.com/2323826/ratb...

Jesus of Nazareth would have beaten the absolute snot out of Charlie Kirk, just like he did the money lenders outside the temple and if you don’t think so, it’s pretty clear you didn’t actually read the material that you’re citing.

dude at the bar: well, you are wearing a cop on your shirt me: you mean RoboCop? dude: yeah, so you can’t say you’re anti-cop me: …have you SEEN RoboCop? dude: well, no me: it’s a scathing indictment of capitalism and law enforcement dude: oh… I should watch it me: uh huh

Infinity Stones but it’s Concerta, Trazodone, B12, Biotin, Tums, and Zyrtec

🚨MUTUAL AID REQUEST🚨 I know I’ve posted about this recently, and I’m embarrassed to do so again. but I’m posting again because I wasn’t able to hit the goal last time and now I’ve got to come up with $2000 by the end of the week. V*nmo: onsundayshoes C*sh*pp: $onsundayshoes

wearing a Braid shirt and cuffed jeans to the Cap’n Jazz show as the Midwest gods intended

the yearning is overwhelming

Tried to book Godspeed You! Black Emperor, The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die, and Slipknot on the same bill and they told me the venue is already at capacity.

"We have to pull back on palestine support" "we have to pull back on trans rights" "Dems should be more centrist" EAT HOT ASPHALT YOU FUCKING LOSERS!!!

It’s 100°, but I’m no stranger to swamp ass. Cast my first vote as a New Yorker for Zohran Mamdani!!

*checks news*

*Judas Priest voice* CRANKIN’ THE HOG, CRANKIN’ THE HOG

If the third act of THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS (2002) is your shit, believe me when I say that the “Goldeneyes” episode of THE WHEEL OF TIME (2021) is extremely your shit.

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

BRAK ART IS BEST ART

Birb #art #sketch

Too niche? No such thing.

Songs I WILL add to the playlist at the barbecue if left unattended: “Rock and Roll McDonald’s” - Wesley Willis “Opus No. 1” - Tim Carleton “Give Me the Night” - George Benson

birds aren’t real, but NYC is

Having a hard time feeling bad for someone’s cancer diagnosis when they were actively complicit in the bombings of hospitals. I’m not saying they deserve it or that it’s karma (that’s not how karma works), but those hospitals housed cancer patients. And children.

COME ON YOU FUCKING IRONS

coworker: Everything gravy over here? me: Smothered and covered.

😷🤧

get me to god’s country

GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.

How’s Annie?

Green eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.

What’s the first song that comes to mind when someone says “this song fucks?” Mine is Dire Straits’ “Sultans of Swing.”

The hardest thing in this world… Is to live in it.

Today, the only fed I trust rolled into a town full of secrets, coffee, and a cherry pie that’ll blow your tits off. #HappyTwinPeaksDay

-Rituals matter. Build a routine that sustains you -do the extra credit -Take every opportunity to do stuff outside the house -It won’t feel like this in the morning just go the fuck to bed -The moment you realize you have to do something, your body will start rebelling against you until you do

When I was in kindergarten, we’d have to wake up and get on the highway before the sun came up to drive to school. I found comfort in the orange glow of the streetlights. More and more, newer brighter lights are replacing them. Every time I get to bask in the orange glow, I count myself lucky.

Baby Billy’s Bellhop Bonkers

Black Trans Teen Need help to be kept Safe 🏳️‍⚧️ My religious parent made Me homeless Cuz I came out I am dying in these Streets I have learning Disabilities I have Autism I am scared I made this can Some friends please Help me Lilith Begging with my life gogetfunding.com/lilith-get-o...

hello kitty doesnt smoke pot okay? she puffs loud. she rips dank. get ur shit straight before u look like a fucking idiot

It’s February 12th. Most people know it as Abraham Lincoln’s birthday. What most people don’t know is that it’s the big guy’s birthday. It’s the first one without him.

I can’t believe this. I’m so excited. I’ve been a fan of The American Analog Set since 2004 and I’m finally going to see them live. I’m going to cry so much.

I would say “I’d like to report a murder” but I don’t talk to cops. #SuperBowl  #KendrickBowl #KendrickLamar #notlikeus