Honestly, I hope they keep him on. They might otherwise choose someone electable.

Poilievre’s skull’s as thick as his make-up

Then let it die

I have desk tweezers and car tweezers and purse tweezers and upstairs tweezers and downstairs tweezers and and and … because of this

If you can replace the Challenger fleet without much fanfare or controversy, why not repair 24 Sussex, too? Both are needed. Both are justified. Both should be routine business.

That's rich. The Ontario legislature has sat for just 51 days this year. Today is our last day at Queen's Park for 2025, and we won't be returning until March 23, 2026. It's Doug Ford who needs to come back to work - for Ontarians. #onpoli

1) American commitment to “free speech” was always pretence. 2) We weren’t coming anyway.

You know what they say about a guy who over-estimates the size of his own (small) feet …

So being conservative these days means standing firmly against law and order. Am I understanding that?

If your first reaction to someone having their legs run over by an ICE vehicle is “was he here illegally” then you’ve completely lost your moral compass The same goes for asking what the “whole story” is There’s nothing a person could do to justify running them over with a car.

Had a second glass of wine so am hammered AMA

I could never hear the name or voice of Jason Kelce again and be happy

Meanwhile, the City of #Peterborough has also chosen to hold its SantaClaus parade on this day which is hugely questionable, imo. Two days when you shouldn’t have a joyful parade in the Nov-Dec timeframe: Nov 11 and Dec 6.

I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Here’s what to know: individual actions don’t accomplish jack-shit as long as corporations and cars are permitted to pollute with wild abandon. Enjoy your coffee!

Sorry about whatever happened to your penis, little man

Providing these to America is like arming the Germans in the Second World War.

"America First"

If you’re trying to figure out how you want your nails done at the salon, do not accidentally type in “hombre nails” rather than “ombré nails”. Trust me

Reminder that "firing on the shipwrecked" is literally THE example used in the DoD War Manual of "a clearly illegal order"

Here’s hoping it’s the Grim Reaper

Real “Weekend at Bernie’s” vibe going on here

My friend's kid has been in the hospital. I wanted to make him something. He likes soccer, and he likes food. So I wrote & drew him a silly little book called THE SOCCER SANDWICH. Here, let me read it to you!

Truth

Pedestrian struck by motorist on Parkside a block from the speed camera that vigilantes kept tearing down that caused ford to remove them from all Ontario. Drive as you wish Ontario. Nobody matters. This is what you voted for.

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com “We ask a lot of those who put their lives on the line defending our nation. The least we can do is respect their free speech rights once they’ve retired,” David Cole writes.

People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"

Anyone is beatable on any given day. #curling

One fascinating and yet expected thing is that none of the big foreign accounts pretending to be American are left of center, or even anti-Trump. Not a single one. Says something about the economics and geopolitics of political grifting

maybe some random clowns should not be allowed to turn off the fucken sun 🤷

I wonder if the feminists who spent all his time in government saying he wasn’t a feminist/feminist enough will ever be cognizant of that.

Mac and cheese is neither a Thanksgiving nor Christmas food.

Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings

I wish people would stop relying on the idea that if it happens to a US citizen, it’s wrong. It’s wrong, full stop, no matter the person’s country of origin or immigration status.

These are ridiculous Ohtani-grade numbers

We gotta bring back shame in a big way

Someone I am now formerly a Facebook friend with posted that the ostrich cull made him ashamed to be Canadian. I’d bet he’s part of this “convoy”

Details matter, huh? Well, the details are the United States is continuing to threaten Canada with economic ruin so that we will come crawling to the US on our knees begging you to make us a part of you. And your rebuttal is "I didn't vote for him so that's what is important in this discussion."

You are part of a system that has allowed [[[gestures at the shithole that is America]]] to happen. People outside America have seen it heading in this direction for decades. It was entirely predictable. America is how it is now because Americans - all of them - let it happen.

Virtually every GTA area municipal council has rwnj representation - people only there to act abusive and actively enshitify things. Whitby has two. Pickering has one. And they get elected b/c a) people are unengaged and b) it’s such a crap job, the people you would want to run never will. #onpoli

They line up perfectly.

The person Doug Ford has appointed to the Ontario College of Early Childhood Educators doesn’t know what ECEs do. You’ll be surprised to learn that Julie O’Driscoll is a Conservative donor and former comms director for MPP Steve Clark, who resigned amid the Greenbelt land swap controversy.

This, a few days after we were treated to days of breathless media stories about how the budget vote could trigger an election. Like, no. That idea was never based in reality. Neither CPC nor NDP has the numbers, the leadership, or the dollars to trigger an election right now.

The Cons are trapped in a feedback loop now where they after an election they lose, they feel required to court the support of a constituency of lunatics that will cost them the next election

Just read Elizabeth Hurley is in a relationship with Billy Ray Cyrus and my god but if those two wastes of space aren’t perfect for each other …

“Challenge(s) scientific orthodoxy” is not how you spell “spews dangerous nonsense,” you collective of nitwitted lummoxes at the formerly great NYT.

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor