Ffs. #bluejays

Media needs to know that when a headline reads “US ambassador says ….” I just fill in whatever comes after with a fart noise in my brain and don’t bother to click on the story. #cdnpoli @thestar.com

Truly, Doug, you should 100% continuously whine that everyone else gets a plane and you don’t from now until the next election. It will certainly endear you to all the people out there buying fewer groceries because gas is so expensive. #onpoli

Brad Bradford should have to claim CP24’s air time as a campaign donation. #topoli

Don’t let the door hit ya, Guilbeault. Buhbye.

"Mayor attends huge local sporting event and doesn't even get comped seats or sit in the best spot" is such a hilarious way to try to burn someone, really nypost.com/2026/05/22/u...

Did Jivani pay @thestar.com for that story? There’s no other plausible reason for its existence. Don’t bother clicking - it’s a crock. #cdnpoli

At over $29 million, the total cost to the public for Premier Ford's Gravy Plane fiasco is $21 million more than incorrectly issued OSAP payments.

Every time Canadian reporters interview the gas price guy they lazily turn to at times like this, they should remember he left his most prominent job because he couldn’t accept the idea of women having bodily autonomy. #cdnpoli

It’s almost like someone might have to do something about it … 😩

This is the #bluejays team I remember from early (and by early, I mean, practically up to Canada Day) last season.

I mean, it kind of does seem like folks are cool, cool, cool with it since no one seems to be able to get it together well enough to do anything about it.

Does Lauer have options? #bluejays

Right? “Whoa! $15? Privacy-shmivacy!”

My kid’s house league coach would have been pissed at the 10 year olds playing like this. #bluejays

That was dumb, Vlad. #bluejays

I expect better from PBS though honestly, at this point, I don’t know why. The vast majority of US media has gone full sycophantic parrot

Like, *tonight* close?

Welp … #bluejays

As if their food wasn’t bad enough before, they have shredded the public health safety net to the point where I wouldn’t trust food coming from the US

I repeat: tell them to go fuck themselves.

Today Doug Ford called the people of Ontario dumb and embarrassing for being upset that he bought himself a $29M private jet. Doug’s true colours come out when he gets mad. There is no one with more disdain for the people of Ontario than this shambles of a man.

Just an absolutely wild tact to take - the sycophants with whom he surrounds himself have clearly led him to believe it’s just political opponents and media who thought this was dumb. #onpoli

Also, talk about the intent: to play big boy while #Ontario is in the midst of an affordability crisis, to reduce accountability by having his travel expenses flow through an operating budget. Tie it to Freedom of Information Act changes to show a pattern of fuckery. It writes itself.

Literal chat btwn me and my editor after publishing Friday's column: Ed: You need to write about the Gravy Plane next Me: Hang on, let's see if they dig in on this or bail before Monday

Ok, Doug, now reverse your FIPPA fuckery. #onpoli

TACO Doug. Just another way he’s like the dude. #onpoli

Waltz: We have a long history of committing war crimes.

Tech bros are basically That Guy From Your Undergrad Gender Studies Seminar, with a thesaurus and a bootleg copy of Mein Kampf Fancy words and pompous text. Thinking they’re the first men to ever discover this revolutionary new idea called fascism

Like, who could have seen this coming other than everybody?

He’s not your guy, John. #bluejays

University students brainwashed into liking frites with mayo, and siestas

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

This just may not be a good baseball team at the moment, friends.

Affordability, schmaffordability. He thinks you won’t care he’s buying himself a private jet while health care rots, the education system is dismantled, democracy erodes through FIPPA changes, & people can’t afford food as you’ll be so happy you can drink on a beach in a provincial park. #onpoli

I’ve been wondering why it’s bad that we allow floor crossers in our parliamentary system, but it’s OK that a party leader can lose an election and then simply oust a duly-elected MP to steal his seat.

Like they weren’t already an abhorrent enough baseball club.

Trump is going to impose a blockade to end a blockade to close a seaway that was open before they closed it.

I’m all for a Liberal majority but her? Really? No.

Just automate the whole thing, man

#BlueJays fans will remember Rodger Brulotte's voice from when an 18-year-old Vladdy walked it off in Montreal. This was a Brulotte trademark, born in 1989 from a Damaso Garcia walk-off. "“Da-ma-so! Da-ma-so! Da-ma-so!” "Vla-di-mir! Vla-di-mir! Vla-di-mir! “Bonsoir! Bonsoir!”

We had already decided we weren’t travelling to the US for the foreseeable future but this totally cements it

Don't forget your reusable bags when you go to the grocery store!

I became so utterly loathsome to my fellow man that the crowd of amoral financiers, biglaw partners, and major landlords at the steakhouses of Manhattan despised me on sight. Regretting nothing, I was nevertheless obliged to retreat to a West Palm Beach Ruth’s Chris for a moment of peace.

Yes, one child’s safety is worth disturbing peoples’ sleep.

Almost everything Doug Ford has said/done in the past couple weeks either could have come from trump’s mouth OR is aimed at making Ontario more American … or both. #onpoli

To be honest I think that this USA baseball team paying tribute to that USA hockey team is absolutely perfect. A single-circle Venn diagram of the absolute worst possible sports nationalism at the ugliest possible moment.

I've been around Ontario long enough to know that whenever they dangle booze in front of the voters like keys in front of a baby they're about to do something *unbelievably* corrupt. At THIS level of "Drinks Some Beer, Losers", I have to imagine Algonquin Park is becoming a chemical weapons plant

Ontarians: can schools and hospitals be funded properly? Can we get more houses built so people can actually buy them? Also, jobs? Doug Ford: how about you get to carry pepper spray, drive solo in HOV lanes, and we change laws to make it harder to suss out our corruption? #onpoli

With every move, Doug Ford seems a bit Trumpier. #onpoli