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Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen. The Monks The Who Rush Prism Bon Jovi

When is Melania leaving?

Happy Thanksgiving to all the US folks. 🦃🍺🏈

It’s a feature, not a bug.

FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/

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We have the watch, and I'll see you in Valhalla

AHOY THERE! KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOR NATIVE SEALIFE ON THIS GLORIOUS MORNING ON THE FERRYS.

Introduce yourself with four spaceships.

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

But was he stuffing them?

I get the need for mass and distribution for survivability, and smaller can be built faster, but surely it is AND, not OR? Anyway, does that mean you can make the right choice and get a Type 26 derivative now? Suspect the Canadian version is closest…(slamming door and running away…)

Taffy 3.

Lots of discussion on how to move forward with James Bond after James Blonde dies in the last movie. The solution is rather elegant. It all depends on who you cast as “M”. Pierce Bronson. The moment we see a former Bond as M the legend is solidified. 007/Bond is a designation, not a person.

Viola Ford Fletcher, oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died at 111.

Classic rock, classic instruments, but the combo is NOT what you might expect. youtu.be/QEuAo7b1zI4

What the actual???

Well… fuck.

For the past 12 decades, Toronto's Santa Claus Parade has been a fixture of the Christmas season. What began with Santa walking from Union Station to Eaton's in 1904, is now the oldest Santa Claus Parade in the world. Let's learn more about it :) 🧵1/12

There is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy Dear God, I know I was one…

“And the Devil came down to Georgia looking for a souls to steal…

Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club. #joke

In a break from tradition President Trump will not be pardoning a whole turkey. Drumsticks and wings will not receive the pardon, only the white meat. Within hours it will be arrested for attempting to lure a child.

Proud to know the owner.

Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.

Is it wrong that I find this entertaining?

The shitshow must go on.

Just watched “Becky” and “Wrath of Becky” on Netflix. If you enjoyed “Sisu” you will like these as well. Becky makes John Wick look like he makes floral arrangements.

Just imagine how much guts it takes to have done this. One way home.

Can you fucking imagine!! You would need priests issuing dispensations like candy.

We all worried about murderous Chucky. Kinky Teddy is a bigger problem. 🤣

On this date 1863 President Lincoln delivers what became known as The Gettysburg Address. "that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

Does anyone know where I can get an interociter? I want to give one to a friend for Xmas.

For those who were fans back in the day. This was such a chill way to end a day. mynightwalk.com

It’s 2025. Cloudflare has gone down. Internet connectivity is now a battleground.

Pass a law that says that any scholarship, endowment, or building named by an Epstein perpetrator must have its name changed to that of a victim.

Friends, I never ask people to retweet/reskeet something I've posted, but this is REALLY important to me and to a lot of dedicated, hardworking people who've been shit on over and over again for the last 10 months. PLEASE reskeet this and PLEASE call your Senators and Representatives.

A former pilot who turned off the engines of a passenger plane from the cockpit jump seat while high on magic mushrooms has been sentenced.

Restaurant advocates have warned that if every supplier insisted on being paid for ingredients, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry

One when they land, two and don’t get seen.

They say that like it’s a bad thing.