FIFA has just reviewed game results and confirmed that the US team has won the World Cup. The game today is to determine 2nd place.

If he'd been Vlad the Defenestrator, would Bram Stoker have written a novel about a weirdly compelling Central European figure who skulks around at night, surreptitiously shoving people out of windows? "I do not use...*curtains*...."

U.S. Treasury unveils its Loony coin design

And the man named Don said, "Everything’s a con" And it turned into a ballroom grift And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya It'll turn into a ballroom grift" Ballroom grift Ballroom grift Ballroom grift Ballroom blitz If you sang this it’s cool.

Hydration break.

🚨A person is dead following an ICE-involved shooting in Biddeford, Maine. We are awaiting more details.

Seen recently.

I can’t draw front facing horses. Every time I try drawing one facing the other way it ends up looking like a member of the GOP. Go figure.

People can be more than one thing For example, he was also a coward, a liar, a con man, and a traitor. He had good qualities too, and I think it’s fair to acknowledge them: He didn’t drag it out like McConnell is doing

This. He was a terrible person. It didn’t have anything to do with his sexual preference.

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THIS IS A MUST-SEE TV MOMENT!

I would like to offer my congratulations, and heartfelt thanks, to the Grim Reaper. Through hard work and dedication Lindsey Graham was finally successfully collected from the eternal claw machine. Solid work.

Send this to the Popular Science Dad in ur life 🤗 www.popsci.com/technology/r...

The Strait of Hormuz has opened and closed more times than Donald Trump's zipper on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.

Does anyone know how to get Mitch McConnell to stop calling me? Every 33 minutes he’s on the phone.

‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens

Original 13 States Renew Declaration Of Independence In Beachfront Ceremony https://theonion.com/original-13-states-renew-declaration-of-independence-in-beachfront-ceremony/

Bittersweet ending. Expected, but you always hope Cinderella can complete the miracle. Congrats to Morocco.

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Is it wrong of me that I see the Patriot Front marching and I think that they need some of those misting fans to keep cool? They do still work if you use urine instead of water, right?

GO CANADA GO! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

These folks won’t remove their masks to hydrate. Remember to help them hydrate by pouring water over the mask in large quantities. Don’t worry if they start thrashing around it just means the water is working.

“Our people are positioned on every street corner, commander. … Shall we commence with our plan to gradually eliminate these creatures?”

Just a reminder that patriotism isn't holding a bible and wrapping yourself in the flag while you violate the Constitution and plunder the country. Happy 4th of July, stay cool and safe!!

Now this I can celebrate

Happy 4th of July to my US peeps. 🇺🇸

Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate

Air hot. Me Cold. You swim. Now.

🤷 No lies detected!

I feel like she, specifically, should know better

If there’s a “State Fair” in DC, does that mean that DC is becoming a state??

Q: What is the only known planet in the Universe to be inhabited entirely by Alien Robots? A: Mars.

A friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding at the Great American State Fair bc he knows no one is there.

Man Annoyed After Neighbors Never Return Son They Borrowed To Do Some Work Around House https://theonion.com/man-annoyed-after-neighbors-never-return-son-they-borro-1836429339/

Pride weekend leaves local father struggling to accept that his bank is gay www.thebeaverton.com/2018/06/prid...

Check your work. 🤣 www.cp24.com/news/canada/...

Proof that God still loves the American people.

It was Trump.

How about this?

#MusicHistory On this day 1967, The Jefferson Airplane released "White Rabbit", from their 2nd album, Surrealistic Pillow. Written by Grace Slick, she turned Alice in Wonderland into one of rock’s great psychedelic anthems & a defining sound of the Summer of Love. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANN...

Just in time for our 250th!

Am I understanding this correctly? The USG had blockaded the reflecting pool?

We've been at war with algae for 47 years.

oh my god