Is Theodore Tugboat safe??

Has TACO announced the “Miss Non-American Pageant” yet? Undocumented women and girls between 14 and 19 compete for a chance to win a green card. Soon…

Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧

OMFG!! Can you just imagine how this would work out. Even changing states wouldn’t help. You’re fucked, and you stay fucked.

She will be missed.

@admiralbuck.bsky.social I was wondering if you’ve ever done a Federation passenger liner? My vision would be an Enterprise refit with the saucer replaced by a saucer from the Miranda class.

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Sir, we’ve found the Rebel Bass

I’d love to say a successful training day at Border Security, but Ahmed works in catering and now I have so many questions…

An American is walking down the street in New York. Every day he looks at the headlines then makes a face of disgust. This goes on for weeks before the newsie asks him what he’s looking for. The guy says “An obituary.” Newsie say “Those are in the back.” Guy says “Not the one I’m looking for.”

I think some of you might find this interesting. Especially the part about her work as “Axis Sally.”

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

“The Labor Department warned in an obscure document filed with the Federal Register last week that “the near total cessation of the inflow of illegal aliens” is threatening “the stability of domestic food production and prices for U.S. consumers.”

This seems like an important safety tip!

just randomly looking around and found a place that sells these outfits in multiple sizes, if anyone's interested www.favounicorn.com/inflatable-f...

In 1945, Robert Jackson took a leave of absence from his job as an associate justice of the U.S. Supreme Court to serve as chief prosecutor during proceedings in what German city? Find the answer and get more Atlantic Trivia in your inbox every day:

Daniel 9:27 “This king will make a seven-year treaty with the people, but after half that time, he will break his pledge and stop the Jews from all their sacrifices and their offerings; then, as a climax to all his terrible deeds, the Enemy shall utterly defile the sanctuary of God.”

I wish for the Committee to consider me for the Nobel Pizza Prize. Peace is nice and all, but it’s just not the same as pizza.

Very creative!

Has anyone told MAGA that the Qatari Air Force installation is really a cover for UN troops? Someone should. The reaction would be fun to watch.

Leave them kids alone!

It is not too late for Donald Trump to win the Nobel Peace Prize if Mike Pence has the courage.

1966 movie, but it seems relevant now.

Reposted IAW Internet rules.

Philippines earthquake: tsunami warning issued after 7.4 quake hits Mindanao

Middle Americans Gone Gaga Over Trump. MAGGOT.

What a splendid thought. 😂

This is why you don’t buy ferries from Russian shipyards.

Moose are the #1 deadliest animal in Canada! Polar Bears are #2. For tourists that come to #Canada, they are NOT friendly, leave them be!

Kristi Noem is deeply upset that ICE can’t find food or a bathroom in Chicago. Seems someone forgot the “log” part of logistics.

Existential furniture

Nike is supplying all the masks to the ICE agents. You know what to do.

Today’s vibe. youtu.be/vPQgfaB3S1c

Math checks out. What about the troops?

I found this both topical, and fascinating. Turns out that diversity is a strength in collective intelligence, and there is actual science to back that up. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collect...

I recently purchased 51% of a vampire hunting company. I am now the main stake holder.

Gays in national defense? I give you Alan Turing. Homosexual, and the guy who broke Enigma. In the process he built the first real mechanical computer. Good thing a gay man had nothing to add to the fight.

Picture of CNN reported filing a story: Same energy.

So what atrocities will Immigrant and Colored Enforcement do today?

The Law of Unintended Consequences strikes again!

Mars was the Roman god of war. That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.' Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices. That’s why we have Marshall’s.