SO MUCH WINNING

Something I’ve been working on

Nonceferatu

Imagine being amongst a clump of cunts you’re the one given the nickname The Cunt.

This is joyous.

When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bedford CC dealing with the bigots like an absolute boss.

I’m known as the sex bomb because I’ve got a two inch fuse and explode very quickly.

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Whoever broke into my house and stole my full length mirror and my viagra. I hope you have long hard look at yourself.

100% true

Source: The Guardian search.app/KaMD9

I'm grateful to Facebook memories for reminding what a truly bad day looks like...

Farridge wipes up another Tory turd. Absolute shocker. 🙄

and when you say things like that, about a man like jason wilcox www.theguardian.com/football/202...

My new year’s resolution was to give up performing stunts from cowboy movies but I’ve already fallen off the wagon.

I happen to know quite a bit about Venezuelan oil. TL;DR it’s hard to extract, notoriously investor-endangering, isn’t needed (global crude is oversupplied to the tune of 3.3 min bpd) and isn’t easily refined (it’s too dense so always sold at a heavy discount) www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...

1. He's still a complete cunt. 2. See 1. Etc.

We are failing our kids

We need this:

A supreme talent, gone too soon in tragic circumstances.

Ahmed al Ahmed, the definition of a real hero. Whatever plaudits, medals and goodwill he receives in the future, he's earned it a million times over.

"the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy who owns a fruit shop" #Hero #GoodManAhmed

A playlist for curry lovers… 🎵 It’s My Chapati (and I’ll Cry If I Want To) 🎵 Jalfrezi Little Thing Called Love 🎵 Paneer There and Everywhere 🎵 Knockin on Heaven’s Tandoor 🎵 Don’t Peschwari, Be Happy 🎵 Naan, I Feel Like a Woman 🎵 Poppadom Preach 🎵 Tears On My Pilau 🎵 Paperback Raita 🎵 Nessun Korma

Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders search.app/6AHRh I can't stop laughing at the thought of Magic Grandpa, desperate to be leader again, being told what to do by some random gobshites from the SWP. 😂

At least the second test might reach the second day again. #Ashes Source: BBC search.app/2b3G7

In a stunning turn of events, the leader of a racist political party, with racist policies and supported by racist people, turns out to be a racist. #RacistCunts

Pretend cricketer Crawley continues FFS. Source: Sky Sports search.app/SeJLh

I'm convinced the continuing inclusion of Zak Crawley is actually a performance art piece. Another duck, another pair in the test. What's the odds on him staying in the team for the rest of the series and leaving Oz with 5 pairs to his name? #ashes

Absolute McThunderbastad

There is no reason why this should have made me laugh so hard a bit of gas escaped.

This is a great piece, worth 5 minutes of your time for sure.

House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.

It is truly bizarre and utterly irresponsible for UK Gov and any national institutions (that's you BBC) to still be supporting Musk's nazi propaganda platform. Get off it, entirely. NOW FFS.

Spread it far and wide. Sarah Pochin, Reform UK

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

NY AG has created portal to report/upload footage of crimes committed by the violent bigoted morons of ICE. Every state AG should do this. Fuck ICE & any who offer them even tangential support or ignore their rancid, hateful, cowardly crimes. Repost! ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...

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Wordle 1,576 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Still had 3 possibles on the last go.

Mark is on the money with this, as usual.

Private Eye

The land of the free.

Just another in a long, long line of fucking bellends wearing the Reform badge.