GET YE GONE TELEGRAM SPAM BOT, THIS IS NOT A "GOOD TIME TO TALK", YOU MADE THE BELL GO DING AND SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME WIZARD, BANISH THEM TO THE SHADOW REALM 🧙: ✨✨✨✨✨

love the word assassination. makes me think of two butts happily side by side. thats my hot take

there, I have acquired dosages of prednisone and cyclobenzaprine please fix my back little pills, I'm so tired of being stuck in bed 😭

(oh nooo another selfie checkpoint, i guess i have no choice)

i am a gnarly twisted curly cue of pain but soon I will have the Good Meds and maybe then my back will finally stop screaming thank you for well wishes folks <3

okay um, a long time ago I was going to do a sequel zine to this but I got really busy with a job and other things, so I'm just going to post the best of what I managed, free. These are all based off of actual outfits of hers! I do have a kofi in my bio though if you do feel inclined 😗💋✨ #artpost

At the ding dang urgent care for my stupid back Nothing especially bad happened, it's just been 8 days and I'm still awful 😭

STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ef... 🤘

We still have a limited inventory of *most* sizes of these. Some sizes just have 1 left, so if you wanna get one, do it soon! Squidfacts.net

I know it’s #transdayofremembrance and tbh I made these patches based off of my gf and our relationship bc things just sorta unexpectedly fell into place when I least expected it, and even tho we don’t know when we’ll see each other next, talking to her and finding small joys keeps me going

A gift pic I did of a scene from one of @gallies.bsky.social 's Baldur's Gate 3 fanfics! Astarion chillin with Clive during a magical storm. Who needs a bed? Just make your own... on the floor! You can read the fic here! archiveofourown.org/works/53934505 #BaldursGate3 #Astarion

Peek-a-boo with an octopus and her eggs 🙈 MBARI researchers used ROVs to study pearl octopus (Muusoctopus robustus) mothers nesting near warm seafloor springs. Unlike other deep-sea octopuses, their eggs hatched in under two years. The extra warmth boosted metabolism of the moms and their broods.

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

I REALLY LIKE WRITING IT IS COOL AND FUN

Bluuhhh I've had a rotten weekend full of unusually horrendous back pain and it's not really showing signs of letting up. HOWEVER: PEOPLE ARE SO KIND, OH MY GOODNESS. My friends got me food (!!!!) and muscle relaxants and my downstairs neighbor said to call if I need anything. 😭❤️

i have a busted long boogle AND restless legs 😭💀🪦

My Biology is Bigger Than Binaries shirt is here! 🤩 (Also thank you for drawing the rainbow hearts on the package, it cheered me up a ton.🥹) Shirt from @sarahmackattack.bsky.social, lovely design by @franzanth.bsky.social.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!! www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...

🌈🎶too depressed to sleep🎵🌈

oooh good lord i thought the back pain was going away *it was just waiting for me to move wrong* 😭

It’s true of writers as well.

It’s the apocalypse. You’re hiding from monsters in a basement with your gorgeous ex. At first, you don’t know which prospect is more intimidating, but as the night wears on, things between you end up cosier than you imagined... www.patreon.com/posts/sharin...

You see, students, a fish shape like this happens when a 13 year old boy is in control of the fish maker, and you end up with a completely out of proportion fish. Students, fish aren't even mammals. Completely unrealistic design here*. news.osu.edu/how-fishes-o... *I'm joking, this is a joke.

Nov 13-19 is Trans Awareness Week. To all my trans buddies, you are vital, you are beautiful, and you deserve to live in peace. (yeah, it's really that simple)

Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow. #TheFinalPam

Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things that you like. Thriftstores Underwater videogame music Tea sets shaped like flowers/veggies Gravestone iconography Vincent Price commercials Perfume descriptions Messy used bookstores Brennan Mulligan's Tim Curry impression Monster Factory Skeletons

the Revenge (cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen and posted on their IG account)

Happy 10th birthday to the Final Pam

After life, death After death, life again #discoelysium

THE RETURN OF THE QUEEN???? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...

Noot noot am I right fellas

He’s mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf

the cuteness

#MondayMood 🛫⁠ ⁠ A striking white coloration makes this spiny skate (Bathyraja spinosissima) easy to spot. These active swimmers hover and glide well above the seafloor, while their relatives tend to stay close to the bottom. This species is especially common in rocky lava fields.

hm. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_kni...

SOME GOOD NEWS, FINALLY I might cry

[through gritted teeth, visibly trembling] I must strive to maintain a sense of whimsy

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Smol baby shrimp

It ys a such challenging, turbulent, scarye tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum small moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.

Welcome to the arts. You will never know stability the entire time. Your fate is in the hands of the universe. You better love what you do because that's gonna be 95% of the reward.

be not afraid... for behold, I bring you g̶͉̟͓̾̔̂ŏ̴̮̤͇̹͕̠̿ǫ̵̭̻͈̟͕̓͋d̴̲̖̩̿͒ tidings... Nothing bad ever happens on a subway. Even if the lights go off and something divine stares at you in the dark... BE NOT AFRAID, my survival horror novella, is out in one month on Dec 9th! Preorder today! 👁️ books.earlronove.com/benotafraid

the nice thing about heated blankets is that you get all the coziness of a warm bath but you don't have to get wet or put up with that thing where your front is warm but your back is freezing

WRYTE WEIRDE BOOKES

applying for jobs again

WOW WHAT A DAY TO PROVE LOVE

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time