Work document progress update #3 20/22 documents completed. Wordcount: 7,026 Deadline: Two more by the end of tomorrow should be easy. I plan to adjust my schedule a bit so I can better avoid getting this far behind in the future (but lbr it’ll probably happen again at some point).

Work document progress update #2 13/22 documents completed. Wordcount: 5,000 exactly Deadline: I was able to get everything critical done by 5 PM today. I left the documents with less-strict deadlines to complete on Sat/Sun because my ass is tired of this chair.

Work document progress update #1 4/22 documents completed. Wordcount: 1,769. Deadline: 09/26/25 at 5 PM Central.

Work document progress time again! It’s real bad, folks! 0/22 documents completed. Wordcount: 0. Deadline: 09/26/25 at 5 PM Central. Updates forthcoming.

Sweet, bid me hold my tongue, For in this rapture I shall surely speak The thing I shall repent.

Here's the full thing in case anyone is interested. I posted it as unlisted because I feel like the warbling got worse after editing. I spent a lot of time on this and it's not up to my standards, but at least it was a learning experience. The Gopro is now benched indefinitely. youtu.be/-_XTaI7gyDg

how to maximize productivity during daily 3 AM panic attack

I keep getting a bunch of video views from external sources like Reddit, Facebook, and Discord, but they must be in messages or private groups/servers because I can't find any of the sources of traffic. Any suggestions on how to find 'em would be welcome, b/c I be nosy.

Y’all, I’m losing my mind. ASMR-inclined folks, please take a listen to this clip and tell me how obtrusive the windy/warbling sound on the right side is. I’m trying to decide if I should bother with the rest of the footage at all. youtu.be/3TjK0rojM7k

Filming Equip Pros/Cons: Phone Pro: Clear visuals, more settings, can use mic Con: Random A/V lag, L/R sound reverses randomly, alarms I forgot about go off GoPro Pro: Wider shot, A/V always match Con: Weird lighting, A/V speeds up randomly, cam itself gets BOILING HOT

Lol what an asshole. I love him.

Hell yeah, leitmotifs youtu.be/s671Zvch20k?...

INTRUDER!

Maintaining universal balance by taking a brisk morning walk and then eating leftover cake for breakfast.

Look at all these chickens

While killing time in Austin, I have today learned that there is a drive-thru sex toy shop right next to a drive-thru burger joint. I welcome any pun-related riffing on this topic. 🍔 🍆 🍑

I have a day off work and I have to spend it writing a paper. 😭

Someone from London visited my Tumblr, which is unremarkable, except their location on my Statcounter is displayed as being in the middle of the Thames near Westminster. Probably an error, but I choose instead to believe that some estuary merperson is enjoying my shitposts.

Pigeon Party 🕊 #illustration #pigeons #animalart #artsky

Whoa, my nails match my copy of Frankenstein.

Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025. RIP to a legend. youtu.be/WSwYID-u71M?...

Look at all those c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶s̶ Eevees.

The biggest Dandadan mystery on my mind right now is what supernatural bullshit has kept Okarun’s glasses from shattering during all these battles.

HELP, need sleep but am trapped in a ₴ØɄⱠ₴฿ØⱤ₦Ɇ ⱠØⱤɆ ₳₦₳ⱠɎ₴ł₴ ₭-ⱧØⱠɆ on YouTube. Dreams gonna be gnarly.

Am right-handed, but due to inciting reactive arthritis in myself (was 27, stopped an antibiotic halfway thru), I spent 6 months in a debilitating flare and learned to do most hand tasks (and gas/brake pedal) with left side. Still constantly cross-train just in case.

Mila, I love you, but your aggressive biscuit feets are clawing the shit out of me.

Thought journey about these fuckass plastic chairs in Ross: Weird Cinderella retelling. chairsona of plastic disposable fork They match everything? Or nothing? underside of a kitty loafing…secret toe beans Kinky upskirt shot? CROTCH SWEAT FOG JESUS CHRIST

A while back, made some cookies but they were too dry. Tried again today adding applesauce, but overdid it and accidentally created a pan-sized, extremely thin mega-cookie. Alas, they crumbled when spatulaed but huzzah, the crumbles are great as an ice cream topping!

Posted 2 versions of the desk ASMR I mentioned here the other day (the partly out of sync one). It's up and down volume-wise cuz I find that helpful for focus. Not super happy with it, but I barely have time to record recently, so gotta use what I grab.

Damn, seems like Bluesky is getting almost as bot-infested as Twxtter these days. Gross.

*sad Bugs Bunny at the bar meme except it's photoshopped so he's holding a Diet Dr. Pepper and there's a half-eaten hotdog on a red-white-and-blue paper plate and a small, bedraggled US flag laying on the bar beside him*

Girl, same.

DaVinci Resolve? DaVinci Uneasy Truce. DaVinci Preventive Diplomacy. DaVinci Stalemate. DaVinci Frozen Conflict. DaVinci Pyrrhic Fuckin’ Victory.

How does the weekend find you? Hopefully better than me. I'm slightly sunburnt and abruptly angry about a bunch of random major and minor shit. 😤❤️‍🔥⚔️

The gel on my nails has allowed them to grow freakishly long, and they are driving my sensory issues crazy. Getting the gel removed Friday, so if you'd like me to tap on anything for ASMR video purposes, let me know now or forever hold your peace.

Come, come away! The sun is high, and we outwear the day.

Sweetgum spikyboi.

I keep getting on here to post something, then I'm overcome with indecision and post nothing. So here's something. Work stress and world-in-general stress are weighing on me. Haven't recorded enough recently. Nearing a year since restarting channel, so old view hours will start to drop off soon.

"Office siren," what? Has no one taught the children about corporate goth?

Happy Pride Month, y'all.

A nice Madonna cover for Pride Month Eve. youtu.be/3yiCAoUo2vw?...

Leaf impression.

Well, Reddit is down. Guess I gotta find something useful to do.

Canada Goose!!!!!!!!! HONK!!!!! I wanted to draw this one loafing and looking comfy :) Thank you for the inspo @clifae.bsky.social! <3