I'm finally back from my little holiday, and it feels so good to be back in my own BED YIPPEE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Script by me, awesome acting and sound edits by @phasmidasmr.com, art by @makotoritsu.bsky.social! I also invite you to enjoy Phasmid's rendition of the creepypasta being referenced here, edited lovingly by @eviecooki.bsky.social 👨 🚗 🖐️ 🪝 🚙 🚪 www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42x...

Here's the full thing in case anyone is interested. I posted it as unlisted because I feel like the warbling got worse after editing. I spent a lot of time on this and it's not up to my standards, but at least it was a learning experience. The Gopro is now benched indefinitely. youtu.be/-_XTaI7gyDg

Who up looking at mushrooms in interesting places

Can you imagine if a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and asked for grapes? That would be crazy. I don't know what I'd do if I saw that

I went birdwatching and then went to a bistro, which had an outside seating area next to a nature reserve. So obviously, I had to sit and watch even more birds. Very good day :)

Normally you’re not one for dungeon crawling—the monsters don’t bother you, but the puzzles give you the worst performance anxiety. You make an exception after an old crush invites you along to raid a wizard’s tower. In spite of all your planning, neither of you are prepared for what happens next.

I've travelled down to Cornwall to see my older brother for a few days and LOOK WHAT I SAW ON MY VERY RAINY WALK THIS MORNING!!! :O

Hamburber

Feeling a little sad today, but all these pigeons flew down to see me as I was walking by, so maybe it's not all bad

My new autumn bedding is unbeleafably cosy (hehehe)

Goodnight Ygor... #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e

the last time i posted asking for artist recs on twitter the replies were filled with bots. maybe bsky better. HELLO i need artists to commission for thumbnail art for my silly little asmr roleplays. tight turnaround time (3-4 days usually) because i'm a dysfunctional fool. recs in replies please!!

The best thing about a cup of tea is that you can say "this cup of tea will save me" and it actually will

I had friends on the other day, and it was the one where Ross gave his neighbour an egg I think there is something very charming about being handed an egg. It would work on me. Maybe this means I'm penguin coded, but I don't have time to think about that right now youtu.be/_yDGNniLH1Q?...

i am in dire financial straits and need to get myself out of the negatives, so i am opening emergency comms! DM or check out my links if you want to work with me :^) missdiddles.carrd.co please also consider checking out my kofi goal! ko-fi.com/missdiddles/... any support is deeply appreciated 💕

If I was a worm, being in a can would probably be the second worst place to be, and I think I would actually appreciate it if someone opened it

BAKE OFF STARTS AGAIN TODAY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

In spite of the brave face you show the world, life has been very difficult and very lonely. Fortunately, Lucien understands. 🌃🍣🍷 Script by me, amazing acting and sound editing by @phasmidasmr.com. To hear the full, uncensored version, please check out his patreon. www.patreon.com/posts/your-v...

I bet in one of those hydraulic press things, there's a moment where it would feel really good. Like in a weighted blanket, anxiety relieving way. I want to be crushed

I don't know what to eat for dinner today

i was hoping i wouldn’t have to do something like this, but unfortunately i’m out of options. i’ll be posting an emergency comm sheet soon, but if you feel so inclined, i would really appreciate even just checking out my kofi 💕 ko-fi.com/missdiddles/...

I visited my younger brother at the weekend and secretly stole all of his baked beans

I wore my favourite green jumper today, which was a little awkward since I accidentally matched with the trees. I may be drinking some rhubarb tea rn after I've just finished eating my broccoli and stilton soup with warm bread for lunch, but I swear I'm not a hobbit. You folks have to believe me

The last few weeks have been super busy, but I've finally got some free time again starting tomorrow. All I have planned is to go on a walk in the morning!!! After that, idk!!! I could do whatever I want!!!! It's very exciting!!!! :D

Maybe they should do a spin off series of Doctor Who but with other professions. Window Cleaner Who

When a hell mouth opens in your village square,you sadly don't don't survive your attempt at fighting off the demons--but you learn that death doesn't mark the end of your new quest, and that your spirit guardian Adrian is there to help you as much as he can. www.patreon.com/posts/comfor...

Today feels like such a sad day

I've been thinking. I might cook spaghetti bolognese for dinner today if that's alright with everyone

One of my favourite words is 'porcupine' because the word originated from the Latin 'porcus spina' (thorn pig) and they were ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. That IS a thorn pig. It also feels good to say. Porcupine. Porcupine.

Forever a "Let's eat outside!!!" person

Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching

At home straight up JORKING it. And by "jorking," I mean solving. And by "it". Haha, well. Let's just say. wordle.

After a maddening day of enduring embarrassments and interruptions galore, you and Mallory are finally able to steal a private moment together in the guise of your bodyguard giving you some much-needed horseback riding lessons. 🛡️🐎 www.patreon.com/posts/your-r...

Look at all these chickens

[trying to fill the silence on a first date] so you got a favorite type of bean?

Type 'YES' to become a duck :)

It pains me to think that most brown bears and grizzly bears won't get to eat salmon sashimi in their lifetime. I know they'd be very happy just eating the salmon, but I feel like they deserve the nice presentation and plating too, you know? If I was a bear, I would like that.

I think if I had three wishes from a genie right now, I would ask for three slices of garlic bread, ngl

It was rainy this morning, so I had to stay in and bake some brown sugar chocolate chip cookies. It's the law, I think

Look. Chat. The teacher's not looking right now. Look what I can do.

If you've ever thought, "Gosh, I wish I could listen to all of Hartley's episodes all in one place instead of having to click six different videos" THIS UPDATE IS FOR YOU. :D www.patreon.com/posts/your-b...

Did you guys know that pigeons can dream? I didn't know pigeons could dream. Why did nobody tell me pigeons can dream (They dream about flying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

Why do we say to hold our horses when we need to slow down or wait? Why is that relevant? I don't even have any horses. I've never owned a horse. You don't even know my horse status, yet you ask me to hold them. Even if I DID have horses, how the fuck can I physically hold them

Went on a spontaneous day trip with my brothers and saw many birds. So my day was alright, I guess :)

I'm sure someone has made the connection before, but robot films like Wall-e, the Wild Robot, and the Iron Giant always feel special to me. They sometimes feel like a metaphor for navigating society as a neurodivergent person?

Walking into a room and forgetting why you're there 📷 Jeff Sykes