Pidgeon loaf.

Recently been playing 'Flock Around' with a friend. It's like Webfishing, but birdwatching instead (so way cooler). I recommend!!! Very Epic

When you catch the flu, Lucien is more than happy to drop everything to keep you company. What neither of you expect is the confession that follows. 🍷❤️‍🔥🩸 www.patreon.com/posts/vampir...

I really like when sugar comes in cute little cubes. We should have more fun sugar shapes. I want to put a sugar dodecahedron in my coffee sometimes

One of my favourite parts in the Fellowship of the Ring book is Bilbo's poem "I sit beside the fire and think". Specifically, I like the verse where he says "in every wood in every spring there is a different green" I guess this is what *this* spring's green looks like :)

Breaking news: scientists discovered that we’ve actually run out of numbers. “We’re fucked” said one mathematician

I wish they sold packs of just the coffee-flavoured Revels

Recently started making a little tiny charcuterie board for myself every night before bed and it has been *life-changing*. I get excited for my mouse time

It also gives me Feelings about a snarky merman character in one of my scripts who travels all over the place and gets into all kinds of trouble. You can read all about him or give him a listen here: www.patreon.com/collection/1...

I like my cherry bakewell tea. Not only does it taste yummy, but it also turns purple when you add a little milk to it. It feels like I'm drinking some exotic alien beverage. Drinking my meep morp zeep zoop tea whilst answering emails 👽

I think the little study leave I had from social media has made me really anxious about posting online again. Even commenting is difficult. Why is it so scary to press the 'post' button ughhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"fly, you fools!"

I know what DC ACTUALLY stands for (difficulty class) and what it means in-game but every time I read it, my brain says "d'armor class"

Done!!!!!! (all except one little 45 min SBAQ next week, which I'm not too worried about) I am KNACKERED but very relieved the worst is over :)

last minute VO casting call! 3 lines, self-directed, playing a female elf ranger, dignified but long-suffering at the hands of her foolhardy companion. good home studio required. quick delivery needed, 24 hours or less. rate negotiable, around $40.

Each month, you work on creating a new dish. If the head chef likes it, it will go on the menu. After a hot sauce prank goes horribly wrong, you end up having to make your boss an apology dinner with the most insufferably sexy man on earth. www.patreon.com/posts/forced...

I have my final exams (for my masters) over the next couple of weeks. I'm a very, very anxious hampter, especially since my focus (and sleep) hasn't been great recently. I'm very worried about them. Wish me luck and some good focus vibes pls :)

Tiny update: I got a call from the vet regarding blood work, and it looks like Bea will need to go back next week to get some kidney tests done as well. ☹️ I'm not sure how much this will be, but I thought I'd throw the kofi link out again just in case. Thank you so much. ko-fi.com/rainbowbarna...

I think I'm going to make it a goal to go to a ren faire/fantasy festival kinda thing next year. I BADLY want to go to one but I have no monies so I need to save up. I want to dress up as my dnd character and eat a turkey leg and make poor financial decisions by buying more dice that I don't need!!

The good news is that, for a 15-year-old baby, Bea is doing pretty decent. However, the vet visit costs were PRETTY PAINFUL (blood tests + brand new arthritis meds) so if you'd like to help a barnacle out, I gots a kofi. ko-fi.com/rainbowbarna... Bea says thank you and offers you a catnip fishie.

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an ice cream truck for the neighborhood but it’s various kinds of hotdogs

It’s time for Reuben to honour his arrangement with Nary. When Nary finds a loophole in their agreement, he naturally exploits it—but you are not as willing a plaything as he would like, in spite of his copious use of compelling words. 🐉🍯❤️‍🔥 www.patreon.com/posts/posses...

I wonder if Elijah Wood will wear wigs in the new movie. I hope somebody asks him this important question. I really want to know

Should I order a curry chat yes or no

This guy doesn't even know about taxes

Having one of those ridiculous, everything-goes-wrong days. I just want to cry

I haven't tried the new chicken sausage roll from greggs yet. It feels like a big decision and I just don't feel ready

Imagine scrolling through LinkedIn here

Going on a hike today!!!!!!!! Excited!!!!! :D

Project Hail Mary is a very good and fun film and I think everyone should go to the cinema to see it on the big screen while you can. It's beautiful. You won't regret it :)

I want to go to an aquarium and eat all the rocks crunch cromch

yep! she's gay

having the hiccups as an adult is so embarrassing. over here trying to talk about taxes and going hic in between words

I had a dream last night that every DM I sent would cost me 2 eggs and I woke up genuinely stressed out by it One of my friends messaged me with an emergency and so I *had* to message them back obviously but the whole time I was stressing about all the eggs I'll now owe to the egg-man

When you surprise Comfort-in-Faith on his birthday, his feelings of unworthiness only worsen—but, as it so often is the case, you are able to open his eyes and let him know he is deserving of all you have to give. 🎂🎨🌿 www.patreon.com/posts/celebr...

Face reveal

Couldn't sleep, so I made a Reuben moodboard for my patreon. Give it a click if you'd like a story about becoming a possessive dragon's dearest treasure.💎 Scripts by me, voice acting and sound edits by @phasmidasmr.com, and youtube art by @makotoritsu.bsky.social. www.patreon.com/collection/2...

A cross-stitched blue tit :) My first attempt at cross stitch in a LONG time so please do not judge too hard. But I feel very fond of this little guy now. I think I would die for him (also look at his little bug in his feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He caught it all by himself. Very proud)

Bob Ross is probably my favourite 'unintentional' ASMRtist. The sound of mixing paint on the palette is so tingly. And also the paintbrush on the canvas. VERY noice

Going to big tesco for the thrill of it. Does anyone want anything

Everyone is fighting a battle you can’t see, except me, my battle is very obviously kicking my ass

Spotted this gorgeous crow the other day, looking for his yummy insect mid-morning snack. I love his little hop It's so nice to hear all the birdsong at the moment. Very good for the menty health, innit? :)

I wonder what kind of pasta I should cook for dinner today The incredible, ever-reliable Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the WereRabbit (2005) film -

Took myself out on a little solo date yesterday :) I spent about an hour wandering around Waterstones and only bought one (1) book. Please clap

Now that Reuben is able to enjoy his mortal guise, he is eager to show you the wonders of the Unseelie Court. Later, after an unpleasant encounter in the Night Market, you learn just how far Reuben is willing to go to keep you. 🌺🐉❤️‍ www.patreon.com/posts/posses...

I want to draw a birb this week. I need to be arting more. Doing the art

Today I had to visit some family members that I'm not close to, and I've been *so* anxious about it all week. It felt like I was full of beans, but of the uncool kind. But I did it!!! I've just got back home. I can now finally relax this week. I'm so proud of myself for getting through it. Happy :)

Frodo with flowers (Based on Italian Girl with Flowers by Joaquin Sorolla)