This is the first video I’ve seen of this! So adorable!

Luge doesn’t look dangerous enough. I know—let’s go down head first and call it skeleton!

Jeannette Villepreux-Power invented the modern aquarium for observing and describing octopuses and argonauts solving the long mystery of how argonauts make their distinctive egg cases. https://oumnh.ox.ac.uk/learn-shout-out-for-women-in-science

It makes me feel so much safer knowing we have the lethal capability to take down a balloon

Everyone I see a skater do a back flip I remember the sh*t they gave Surya Bonaly and I get angry all over again

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love [twangy, moody lute arpeggio] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

Trump has arrested Don Lemon & Georgia Fort—two Independent Black journalists who reported on a protest in Minneapolis—for their “crime” of reporting. Fascists don’t want exposure. As corporate media happily capitulate to Trump, he’s targeting independent journalists who refuse to bend the knee.

Gen A.I. barons want us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe and broadwaye to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop writinge. Thei want to build hell and have us pay for it.

New report says Hamas kidnapped a 5 year old & transported him hundreds of miles away as a ploy to lure his father to capture & torture him. Outrageous behavior that— Wait wait—Correction. ICE kidnapped 5 year old Liam Ramos to lure out his father to capture & torture him. God bless these patriots.

Re-reading Carl Hiaasen. I long for the day when this was just satire!

If Donald Trump doesn’t like being called a pedophile protector, he should stop being a pedophile protector.

Klansmen Terrorists ICE They all wear masks. All for the same reason.

ICE agents are stalking the streets of Minneapolis demanding that random brown people provide proof of citizenship. We good with that, America? I thought we learned this lesson back in World War II, but I guess not.

It will take a generation to repair the damage this presidency has inflicted — and that’s assuming we get the chance.

Make the GOPers you know say out loud that they think it should be legal to publicly execute women if they displease a white man in any way.

'E' before 'i,' when the “rule” feels like a lie...

I’m not a big fan of 2026 so far.

ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens

The queer pop anthem this administration did not ask for. 💕🐴🤥 #BigPhonySchmuck #NewVideo #parody

Merry Crisis! My new Christmas special is here and you’ll want to sing along. 🎄🔥😅

Willkommen to the Department of Health! Liza help us all. 💊🥃🎭 #NewVideo #parody #RFK

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.

Technically, ‘should of’ is ‘should have,’ but we’re all about showing grace in the new year.

Why not? Isn't this the way it works now? #Spike #Sarcasm #KennedyCenter #Dogsofbluesky

HOW WILL WE LEARNE THINGES? Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun? HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A MACHYNE THAT DOTH KNOWE STUFFE Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun? AND IT DOTH STEALE & HURT THE EARTHE Uh, what about bookes, filmes, teachinge, educacioun? YEAH THE MACHYNE

When we all get imprisoned for posting I’m definitely gonna be going around the yard asking what y’all said that got you locked up & it better be a banger because that’s how we’ll be establishing our hierarchy

When the nighte hath come And the londe ys darke And the moone ys the sole lighte that we see Nay, Ich wil not be afrayde Oh, Ich wil not be afrayde Just as longe as thou stondest by me

One, two, thre, four, fyve, fyve-and-one, fyve-and-two, eight, nyne, ten.

Another classic photobomb moment from Larry. I don't think Mr. Zelenskyy minded at all.

I guess I’m sharing my soda

Literally none of the economic issues we face are due to undocumented immigrants. Meanwhile, this is verbatim Nazi propaganda being pushed out by the US Dept of Homeland Security. The Trump regime is a fully fascist regime. They're not attempting to hide it in any capacity. This is who they are.

The extreme and psychotic overreaction by Trump and Stephen Miller to Democratic military vets in the Senate and House urging service members to remember that their oath is to the Constitution and not a man tells us a lot about the Trump admin’s plans for the military.

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Damn! These videos always make me cry!

Things happen?!

Don’t allow tech to turn you into an un-person. Refuse to let AI make things you could produce with your own brain. Develop your mental & creative faculties. Read constantly. They want you illiterate, and nothing threatens them more than a brain that is sharp and intact.

‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’ It was originally ‘ekename.’ ‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.” Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it. Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'

If you believe that Dem leadership is fighting for you, ask them what they did when the Supreme Court took away the human rights of 50% of the nation, when two thirds of Americans disagreed with the Court’s decision, and we had the presidency. More than 3 years later. Ask how they’ve fought.

"Ich askid ChatGPT." Well *Ich* askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.

You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time. All are considered acceptable so go off.

The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done? Thou art a pynke ponye girle Yn the daunse at the clubbe!' 'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe On the stage yn myne heeles It ys wher Ich belonge: Downe at the Pynke Ponye Clubbe! Ich shal keepe on daunsinge, Downe yn West Hollywoode' [LUTE SOLO] 🎶

DAMN RIGHT YOU’RE SORRY! (Really, don’t worry about it).

Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and broadwaye to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop writinge. Thei want to sell us hell and have us pay for it.

This is Clio. She did not study for the test today. Also does not know how to read. 12/10 (IG: paspastotoro)