Heteroomsexual, because Lisa, you are tearing me apart

What the hell?

What I really wanted for Christmas is the lyrics of the chorus of Strangelove (in Latin) tattooed on my lower back.

Merry Christmas, weirdos!

She's having a morning

BRB. About to do something really funny

To those reading Lord of the Rings for the first time - You can skip past all the awful, incomprehensible elf songs and poems. There isn't a test at the end.

My gingerbread cheesecake has a giant crack in it so can someone please tell me how I'm supposed to go on living?

Finally Christmas is coming!

What's left to do, @pamtoo.bsky.social? I need to wrap gifts and start a gingerbread cheesecake (topped with a gingerbread mousse). Then I need to meditate and prepare for a Xmas Eve of cookie decorating with a 4 year old.

Merry Xmas to my niece!

The lighthouse is always watching.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…

I forgot to fill the ice trays last night, so if you're coming over this morning for some cocktail day drinking it's BYOI

A horrible memory just came flooding back to me this morning. I used to play the dulcimer as a teenager. Just in case you were wondering how cool I was back then.

Name your fav film quote.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Next year's Ramadan is gonna be lit!

I love a kitchen with a built-in microwave.

I think I posted this a few year's ago on the other site but I find it so cool that I get so much of my political news from @morgfair.bsky.social. Yes, the 80s TV diva (and Chandler Bing's mom) is worth a follow. And she has a podcast with her sister 2bitchesfromtexas.com

It took me literally four minutes and then all of a sudden, boom

giddyup jingle whores

Thanks to the goddam Great British Bake Off, my brain now wants to make cream horns (teehee). So much so, that I bought the molds online. Just for context, I have never once made puff pastry. This is one of those either ends with a whimper or bang situations.

Some of you never worked the cash-only lane at the Musicland at the mall during the holiday season, and it shows.

Should I make some spritz cookies?

If you're going to try and bring up an "issue" on December 16, 2025 and start your complaint with "back in 2022", I'm not interested. You've had more than enough time to deal with it.

and all over town the christmas dicks were lit with care, in the hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there…

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Stop staring at my calves!

Released on this day, December 15, 1974

I have to write some letters to my nieces as Santa so I'm stretching my creative writing skills by catching up on my reviews for my online purchases.

WHERE IS MY SWISS COLONY CATALOG @pamtoo.bsky.social? I need to gaze upon pages of cheese, sausage and petit fours!

Ring my bell

NYC winter at its admittedly rare, but absolute best ❄️.

I'm bringing "annoying kid brother from a 1940s movie" energy to Bluesky, including the lisp.

Ana L Pene New York, Land Records, 1630-1975

It’s date night, show me what you’re wearing

My 3 favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

So frustrating when you are looking for a jar of something you are dead certain you bought. Even worse when you can't find it because you're already holding it.

I ordered some cookie decorating supplies that are made of plastic. They arrived today with a sticker that said not only are they not dishwasher safe but that you can't wash them in hot water. Can't wait to use them 🙄

Cold day, hot lunch. Pav bhaji and a samosa.

I bake a mean sourdough. My sourdough: "Fuck you."

U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

I purchased a kitchen item "just in case" that I never used and at some point I had a manic period where I got rid of it as part of decluttering. And of course, today a situation came up where it would have been perfect. Not a good lesson for my Autism/ADHD.

Today's mood. youtu.be/XRI-uVC7fm4?...

Remember - this Christmas, if you've got elderly neighbours living on their own and you've cooked way too much food, close the curtains so they don't get any ideas.

Two enter the ring. Only one leaves. Which one? #DrPepper #MrPibb