there are only two moods as an artist

I deadass just got wished a "Happy Juneteenth, my fellow black!" 2025 has been so, so weird

Finally got around to drawing up one of my anti-capitalist sticker designs! 😁🍓 #EatTheRich #illustration #art

Yesterday? T-shirts. Today? Sleet.

Me: ugh, my back hurts again Also me:

Everyone right now:

Dear people who bring toddlers to hockey games: We hate you. The opposing team already brought plenty of that energy.

It's not a real brunch shift until you've witnessed one drag queen hand-feeding bacon to another one while she dances to an Ariana Grande song

HATS OFF TO CANADA LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOO 🏒

"I think that's the first bloody Mary I've ever been able to see through." - @dragonwingsstables.bsky.social

look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

Brb gonna go frighten some poor workers at the ren faire

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I accepted my first actual commission for the first time in years tonight A furry commission at that I feel like a relapsing addict lmao

Hopepunk is the opposite of grimdark. Finding hope in the darkness is a radical, rebellious, beautiful, terrifying act--and is necessary to fight on.

I can't decide if I'm more angry, disappointed, or afraid. Four more goddamned years of that clown show.

summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 A cure 🕯 For being clums- 🔥 🕯 Ah shit 🔥 Ah no 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh no oh no 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

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So what are the odds that Snoop lit a blunt off of the Olympic torch? Just sayin'.

"Please don't get us arrested, I REALLY want to go to the beach tomorrow."

"Marmaduke is Scooby-Doo for bitches."

My friends are the kinds of idiots who do this with kids meal stickers, and this pleases me

Tonight I made $460 and one novel in tips and I'll let you guess which part of that I was most excited about

Drove past a sad little dildo on the side of the interstate on-ramp and if that's not just the most Huntsville shit ever

Got passed by a car with a tag reading "BIGPP". Not even mad.

"What a cunt. Anybody want my pinto beans?" - @baehemoth.bsky.social

Continuing to tend bar in the middle of a tornado outbreak Somewhere, a string quartet is playing "Nearer My God to Thee"

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@wolfskulljack.bsky.social An unexpected find here in Huntsville, AL! The bartender I spoke with said to tell you that "The art is fuckin' SICK."

St. Patrick's Day is so fun For a redhead Hahahahahahahaha hahahaha I have as of tonight told three separate people that I do not "want a little Irish in me" HahahahahhahahhaaaaPUKE

I'm watching a video on the Stanley cup phenomenon and Stanley is SO confused why all these kids on the TV keep screaming his name

ai sucks and if you do ai, you stink 🤧

Someone keeps removing these stickers every time I place them here at my job. So I have added another one that apparently they cannot reach. I'm really enjoying imagining their frustration.

"If you had asked me this morning how I was going to spend my evening, 'Slut-shaming a cat' would not have been at the top of the list."

please please tell your friends and loved ones about test2treat.org — a completely free site. they offer free tests, and FREE TREATMENT. no insurance needed. literally did not enter any insurance or payment info and i got a paxlovid script in an hour. please share. huge h/t to @eboldy.bsky.social ♥️

Okonomiyaki night We are all ready for comas after this one

I felt inspired~

Tonight an older(60s+) German lady approached me at the bar and told me how much she loved my jacket, loved that I was burly enough to wear it("Well you, you're quite muscular!!"), and how much she wanted one of her own. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Tonight I A- added some new patches to my battle jacket, and B- added some fun new ☆embellishments☆ to some of the existing ones It is very fun to wear this jacket anywhere public here in the deep South

I cannot overstate how much I love this Etsy seller.

That's fucked up. FUNNY, but fucked up.

He is unapologetically hogging the bed and refusing to scoot over enough to let me have my spot

"Feels inaccurate, really. Werewolves should get to go to a BETTER Valhalla. With dogs. And whores."

Well that sure is a text I just got at 3:32 in the dang morning

Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas

LETS GOOOOO

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Oh thank god, I was afraid I'd have to wait all the way until December to hear Mariah Carey