Every Time I Urgent Care

find the lunch joint in your town that's offering a new hoagie called the Sean Dunn. those are your people

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

But does Tylenol PM cause Night Autism?

losing my mind over this

If you've ever wanted to shed a tear over a BBQ smoker, listen to BBQ Artist by the one and only Fishboy. youtu.be/S_OYJXxqOd4?...

Ran out of the nicer shampoo I bought while I've been growing my hair out, so now I have to decide if I'm buying more or buzzing it off

where tf do they practice skywriting? where do they hide all the typos?

HARD TO SAY out now on all platforms 🌺

can we take a moment to celebrate the magnificent economy of the phrase "dipshit sex pest failsons asking chatgpt to regurgitate a trade policy for them"

“I don’t give a rats ass” It was never yours to give

Every Time I Die Open Mike Eagle Holy Fawn Aesop Rock Fishboy '68

Home office or crash pad?

Horseshit. No way they can skate better than a duck.

It's important to check in with friends when times are scary, so that's we did. We just posted a free mini-episode featuring Open Mike Eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social talking about turbulent times and where to find hope. maximumfun.org/episodes/dep...

goddamit if napster is worth millions then so are YOU

My offering for giving up on the 30 day song challenge is this new one from House of Protection because, well, it's fire. youtu.be/CoCfw0Xkq_0?...

Skank Hill says:

Hardcore Entrepreneur Looking to Open Up Second Pit thehardtimes.net/music/hardco...

It’s bandcamp Friday but I have a janky store with PayPal links that I made on tumblr in 2011 where I do most of my sales. I also just put up a one off link to buy a little painting if you saw one you’d like to own. yofishboy.com/store

country went to hell when auto shops put these in in place of a glass carafe that had been on the burner continuously since the Truman administration

Doubtful I'll make it 30 days, but we'll see. Day 1: Open Mike Eagle - "The Black Mirror Episode" "Should've picked something else, anything else Do the Right Thing Blu-Ray on the shelf Or the bootleg tape of Will Ferrell in Elf 'Cause now I gotta live by my goddamn self" youtu.be/R7Fs5uuAlnk?...

Everything is unbelievably upsetting so I sunk some time into making this. I can’t post the PDF with hyperlinks here but happy to send it directly if you’d like to read more or share it. Trans people are just people who deserve more than the hand they’re currently being dealt.

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

wow this is fucking disgraceful

I’d like to hear the losing team blame God after the game.

Erasure. At the National Institute of Health, posters of women and scientists of color have been taken down. Shared by @ivancalcantara.bsky.social

Sea levels rising, father's in bed Deserts widening, his clocks won't tick Democracy is dying, it needs some rest Hate killed love, old man's depressed So, what you wanna say? "Oh, tell the boys and the girls Skuzz the noise, fix your world" Song of the day: "Welcome to the Situation" by Fiddlehead

i'm against political nicknames in almost all circumstances but incel clown posse is inspired

"Keep givin' a fuck." youtube.com/watch?v=IeeL...

It's surprising my generation made it this far in life considering how sanguine we once were about the roof, the roof, the roof being on fire.

“Why didn’t the helicopter go up or down?” Jesus Mary & Joseph a competent opposition party would make him wear this around his neck for the next four years. At least six months of hearings. Over 60 bodies in the Potomac. “Why didn’t the helicopter go up or down.”

Read an article about the growing trend of naming children after weapons, and now I feel the call to have another just to set up the final battle for my beloved Guillotine

I think some people hear “grants” and think that without them, scientists and government workers just have less stuff to play with at work. But grants fund salaries for students, academics, researchers, and people who work in all areas of public service. “Pausing” grants means people don’t eat.

Sometimes breaking generational trauma looks like your kid asking to listen to "Better Off" by House of Protection compared to me asking my mom to play Alabama's "I'm in a Hurry"

This Lambrini Girls record fuckin kicks ass tidal.com/album/390850...

This is the real reason I deleted Instagram.

An exceptional mail day thanks to @withanxbooks.bsky.social

when you are not allowed to criticize fascism, that's a good indication you are living in a fascist state.

Take the beauty where you can find it. We’re in this fight for the long haul ❤️

All children in America have the right to free, public education. www.edweek.org/policy-polit...

"It was a Roman salute" is an updated version of "actually, the Buddhists also used swastikas." If you are using it post-1945, you know very well that the association has changed.

Today and everyday ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

Nice people are struggling over the revelations on Gaiman, and something I keep hearing is, 'His work had a big influence on how I shaped my own identity.' So here's something to remember: You did that. He didn't do it for you. 1/

wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏

Re: celebrity culture If you’ve never heard this song from @mike-eagle.bsky.social I HIGHLY suggest a listen (or 12). It’s beyond time to stop uplifting wealth hoarders with our time and money. youtu.be/ZJFYoaTVHYc?...

backpack full of monopoly money is an album title