drawn 4 @vajayjayabrams.bsky.social

my favorite guy 🥰💜 he hangs upon my wall now!!!

Astrology girlies constantly post shit that looks like a JRPG crafting recipe

Snow leopard illustration for a charity project 🐆 (PL only: zrzutka.pl/3wj3uu) #art 🦗

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My brother in Christ this is a journey only you may endeavor

New nit picky pet-peeve: people asking if something is “worth” buying/watching/doing/experiencing

Set Birthday wishes to Maximum! Our own @vajayjayabrams.bsky.social is the subject of today's Birthday Festival. Hatched from a mysterious Space Egg under the Groundhog Moon exactly 30,000 moments ago, we are are blessed to have this wonderful bird person in our lives!

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It's my birthday! I'm THIRTY 🥰💜

Yeah I vape Value All Pokémon Equally

We hope everyone on the East Coast is staying warm and safe after this monster of a storm! Luckily, Topato's natural poisonous state makes him impervious to the cold. Shovels, however... are a dangerous predator 😩

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

doing fascist things (like banning social media platforms no matter how shitty their biz practices are) will not stop fascism and i can't believe this has to be repeated so often

"image coming soon" but it's invisible....

This is the most performative shit I’ve ever seen. If this is a bot they have reached Skynet level cringe.

today marks the day i decided to come out as Elliot about eleven years ago please clap. if you don't clap irl you're transphobic (i do make the rules)

The hardest thing about being a socialist is knowing how to spell bourgeeoise

Of you’re not filling a bowl full of balls and eating them every morning, how can you call yourself a man ?!?

Transphobic Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS

you know what? fuck you *untucks your dick*

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

happy birthday to horses

happy holidays dont forget

And Tiny Tim, who did knot dye

Most of all, drop that "we're fucked" mindset. Time to leave that doomerism bullshit behind and focus on doing good.

Happiest Ska-lidays from us to yours, and don't forget to wrap it up wrap it up wrap it up wrap it up 🎺🎁

I've got the power of GOD and AIOLI on my side

do you think having instant ramen at 330am will cure my insomnia and/or acid reflux? actually don't answer, I'm going to test this myself

Brian Zick, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1980’s

all timer right here. one of my favs

fahrenheit: 0 degrees: very cold 100 degrees: very hot celsius: 0 degrees: somewhat cold 100 degrees: everything dead

the Eggman

Anyway have you guys seen this video that has, several times, made me pull my hair out when I remember it is not actually filmed practically with puppets/clay but made in fucking Blender?

looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma

"We know I'm on it so let's get it over with already" is wild behavior but also this man has never been normal about anything in his entire life So

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

really into the Home Movies vibes this is giving

What The fuck

me on Mondays

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

AGAB assigned gamer at birth

We're expecting about 5 inches of snow here at Topato Château so we're having a snow day today! We'll be back to send out your packages tomorrow 🥰💛

I have an Etsy shop and there are, quite frankly, delightful things for sale therein www.etsy.com/shop/Jessica...

men are SO disgusting . . . a ladybug flew on my face and scawed me 😣

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

Pope Leo will have a new save on Fallout: New Vegas before sundown

Yes … meow meow meow … YES! Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos … @theonion.com

Starbucks closed one of the busiest locations in the middle of my campus because it was a unionized spot, the corporation is cutting its head off to spite its tail. Solidarity, don't cross the line!