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Please welcome to the stage... IDA HEUX POTATO! It's finally time to sashay our way through Pride Month, and our large swath of queer creators have MANY Pride and otherwise-themed goodies for you to peruse! We see you and we love you ❤️🧡💚💙💜 Happy Pride from us! 🏳️‍🌈 topatoco.com/collections/lgbtqia 🏳️‍🌈

Can you imagine if Cloverfield happened today? The White House would post an AI video of Kid Rock spraying diarrhea at Godzilla

MELAGRIUS THE RED: A piece of Nefariax's soul yet remains. GOLDHART: And so the realm bleeds... BLACK KNIFE JACK: We must destroy it! Eh, Stella? ME, ZONED OUT THINKING ABOUT TITS: Hm? BLACK KNIFE JACK: Nefariax's phylactery? We'll end it? ME: Oh. Oh! No yeah he shouldn't be doing that to his wife

Tomodachi Life updates. goty.

Today is #InternationalBurgerDay! 🍔 Tune in to your favorite Jellicle Songs and sit back with a nice Jellicle Burger- I mean, a Bigtop Burger. Or a Zomburger if you're feeling patricularly undead today. 🤡 Topa.to/worthikids | youtube.com/Worthikids 🧟‍♂️

Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, and that's why I bully WB M*son on company time

T-Rex is stomping on a tiny woman on this t-shirt, and both participants look SUPER-stylish. Now your baby can stomp on tiny women with you as well! Nice!! 🦖 topatoco.com/collections/... 🦖 @qwantz.com @ryannorth.ca 🦖

Are you sick and tired of people asking who's your favorite Greature and having to answer them with your WORDS? Those days are over, pal. Now you just gotta point down at your body. topatoco.com/collections/kc/products/kcg-greatures-sh 🚪🗑️ @kcg.bsky.social

Some say there are as many ants on our planet as there are guests on a podcast... (source: my podcast where I interview ants) 🎙️ topatoco.com/products/wigu-podcastguest-trophy 🐜 @wigu.org 🏆

man....

The "out of the way swine" comic is great but this is the best comic strip of all time

It's time once again for an evergreen tweet: young cartoonists, especially fresh-out-of-school folks, if you get an odd cold-email from a literary agent who says they want to represent you, *please* quietly check in with your peers/former teachers/etc to make sure it's someone legit. It may not be.

BREAKING: Topato Potato Has Fallen Down The Stairs at The Met Gala

⭐️ A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... We had corgis who wielded laser swords. Some of them had fathers I think? Also they hung out in a cantina that played music with an uncomfortable genre name. 😬 May the 4th be with you! 💫 Topa.to/samandfuzzy | samandfuzzy.com 💫

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

sitting outside at a restaurant alone (lame already, I Know) and two different parties of people have sat down at the table next to me and then moved away within like. a few minutes! good to know my vibes are fucking rancid even when I'm just drinking a beer and scrolling bsky lmao

We started April spreading lies and falsehoods, but at the end of the month, we shall only spread truths and honesties on this National Honesty Day 🫡 Like how you can honestly get any three of these party games over at Topa.to/Wondermark, created by our very truthful friend @davidmalki.com !

What better way to show people your interests than to stick it right onto a water bottle? Or onto a laptop? Or anywhere that a sticker could technically be stuck? 👀 What's that? You thought of a better way? Sorry I can't hear you, I'm swimming in my PILE OF COOL STICKERS 🏊‍♂️ Topa.to/Stickers 🏊‍♂️

Eleven years ago today we picked up a strange animal who, when fully extended, turned out to be Doug Mulder! Happy Gotcha Day Doug Mulder!!!

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif

There's a knock at your door. You open it to a bright light in your face. By the time you've gained your sight back the lights are gone. At your feet is a faintly glowing package, and inside the package... is this shirt. topatoco.com/products/cpb-wtnv-strangevis-sh 👽 @nightvaleradio.bsky.social

mHm! (margot Howard mulder, that's their rock band name)

To pore upon a book, To seek the light of truth...! It's #WorldBookDay, and we have as many books available as we do funny words on a t-shirt. Happy reading!!! 📚 topatoco.com/collections/... 📚

💕🌎🌱Happy Earth Day!!!🌱🌍💕 Earth, you're beautiful! And full of so many amazing living things, and has anyone told you lately that your atmosphere is absolutely GLOWING? We put together a little collection to celebrate our earth and all the crazy things we got livin' on it 🦋 topa.to/earthlydelights

i’m thinking of clever little responses to ALL your posts and i’m not sending them. that’s how much i respect you.

food from my recent NYC trip!! Went to a lovely late-night Colombian restaurant in Brooklyn after seeing Jackson Wang in concert, then had Shakshuka and a dirty chai for breakfast :) also train station Sbarro on the way there

found Mulder the other night burrowed into some dirty laundry because we weren't looking at him for more than two minutes. idiot oaf!!!

Nancy 4/7/26

Last night I tempura batter-fried up some cabbage, sweet potatoes, and dried-then-rehydrated mushrooms 🍄 Then watched Witch Hat Atelier with some cold beers instead of looking at my phone! I like WHA now :)

What are the chances my doctor forgot about me in this room. It's already closing time lol

You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum?

my date had to cancel but I still made myself some red wine linguini with garlic shrimps and roasted broccoli!

love to eat at the Bit & Spvp

😍 WE'RE PIVOTING TO VIDEO! 😍 Tired of physical items cluttering your home? Us too! Instead we're going to start filming any new merchandise available, so you can continue scrolling instead of buying! For more information, please check our FAQ video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...

A most TRANS-cendental day! It's the annual #TransDayofVisibility 💜 Trans folks please note: Today is the day to put your clothes back on, everyone can see you AND your cool tattoos now! 🚈 topatoco.com/collections/lgbtqia 🏳️‍🌈

Red wine chicken thighs braised with leeks, garlic, and butter + toasted (didn't toast it very well) barley with parsley, shallots, more garlic, and more butter. SERVED WITH a lemon-pepper sauce. Easily my favorite thing I've made this year!

Deep in a small village, Hyun Sook and I found this 96 year old pavilion that was built as a secret spot for locals to illegally read all the Korean literature and poetry that was banned under Japanese occupation. It's literally a Banned Book Clubhouse!

Happy Spring Equinox! We've made a cheeky little collection to celebrate the upcoming SPRING! 🌸 (and after the winter we've had this year, we NEED IT!) topa.to/spring

Tried my hand at making mofongo for the first time the other night and it came out perfect 🥰 also marinated some pork tenderloin in a sofrito mix & some orange juice. the rice and peas got overcooked but still edible :)

Yeah I’m excited about Dune 3. Dune 3 chicks at the same time

as yes, my favorite slogan: "Dollar General - "Absorbs Into Your Skin Quickly."

ayyy I got my stickers from @beckyandfrank.com !!! I love them sm!!! and a bonus chubby boy :3