the Eggman

Anyway have you guys seen this video that has, several times, made me pull my hair out when I remember it is not actually filmed practically with puppets/clay but made in fucking Blender?

looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma

"We know I'm on it so let's get it over with already" is wild behavior but also this man has never been normal about anything in his entire life So

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

really into the Home Movies vibes this is giving

What The fuck

me on Mondays

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

AGAB assigned gamer at birth

We're expecting about 5 inches of snow here at Topato Château so we're having a snow day today! We'll be back to send out your packages tomorrow 🥰💛

I have an Etsy shop and there are, quite frankly, delightful things for sale therein www.etsy.com/shop/Jessica...

men are SO disgusting . . . a ladybug flew on my face and scawed me 😣

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

Pope Leo will have a new save on Fallout: New Vegas before sundown

Yes … meow meow meow … YES! Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos … @theonion.com

Starbucks closed one of the busiest locations in the middle of my campus because it was a unionized spot, the corporation is cutting its head off to spite its tail. Solidarity, don't cross the line!

Can you believe it has been TWENTY-ONE years since TopatoCo started? In @wigu.org 's apartment no less! Now he lives in a parade-sized potato balloon that we can NOT release him from, he keeps asking but oh well!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 Happy birthday to us!

It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest

Has it been 1000 years since the last update? Or just Monday? Either way, here's another page of Greatures greatures.com/comic/160/

images you can smell:

Rae the Doe - Mimi's Week of Proposals #5 Read the comic on Comics Kingdom: comicskingdom.com/rae-the-doe Support the Patreon: patreon.com/raethedoe

mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy

Wouldn't it be nice if there was an easy-to-follow feed of your favorite #TopatoCo #creators? Well, after conferring with the rotted shadow creature that lives in the crawlspace above the employee bathrooms, we have one now! go.bsky.app/3HNRbjQ

Just a reminder that I'm a good writer and editor who hits deadlines, if you have any freelance or part-time work you wanna throw at me.

Woke up and made a meme for the year 1980

read greatures at greatures.com

Update on this from the Boston Globe. This is great news!

TODAY'S COMIC: Utters

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKU 🩵 #hatsunemiku #miku #vocaloid

well, let's add it to The List then, thanks for the heads up NBC

man and what if I just Showed Up at SPX huh

COMIC: Ambivert

COMIC: It's Friday!

Greatures branded smoke-ohs... lightemups.... ooh whatever they're called... greatures.com/comic/144/

"How to Report ICE" regional zines available for free printable download: Northern California Southern California Colorado DC Metro Area (DMV) Durham Massachusetts NYC Philly Pittsburgh More to come! Please share! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

if i had to see this today, so do you

COMIC: “BEETLEJUICE!”

Worked for me too. HWORK! *yeet*

Ever!!!

THERE IS A MAN INSIDE THE CHICAGO BEAN topatoco.com/products/mib... FREE HIM

The New York Times office was vandalized last night with red paint and spray paint saying "NYT Lies, Gaza dies."

Haven't finished Heavenly Tyrant yet but these two are driving me crazy I had to make this @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social

finished my THIRD book of this year, after having not read proper books for almost a decade!!! holy shirtballs @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social the ending of Heavenly Tyrant 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🥺💜

"A quarter of a box isn't that much, I should be fine!" The Malicious Orzo:

He got their asses

Empty Boy needs some assistance, as the Wizard cries upon his thighs greatures.com/comic/137/

The West's collective inaction on decisively ending Israel's barbaric genocide of Palestinians – a slow, brutal slaughter our governments are perpetuating through arms sales to what must now be termed a terrorist state – is a bloody stain we will never be rid of. 💀