"Don't start trying to do the right thing, boy-o. You haven't the practice."

Work meetings where they demo our new AI functions are cool because it's mostly "let's all sit in silence while the shit machine wastes all of our time."

Would be great, but right now all I can think about is how tariffs have made my job so unnecessarily difficult this year. Also, I don't trust SCOTUS to strike it down without giving Trump a quiet blueprint on how to make it work in the future.

why did the make ben look like a bystander in goldeneye 64

Centrists don't hate Democratic policies, but their brains have been conditioned to think all Democrats are the activist character from PCU, who was, and I can't stress this enough, not real and written to be unlikeable.

Broke: History indicates Republicans will cave to Trump. Woke: History indicates Trump and Republicans will provoke an electoral backlash over the next several years. Bespoke: History indicates Trump's proroguing of Congress ends with him getting executed in a basement in Yekaterinburg.

"School shooting victims used to come to my office! Now with the shutdown, I have to put the effort into finding out where they are when I want to kick them!"

A good life skill is being able to detect when someone has The Atlantic brain.

Whenever you see an Online Politics Knower, it's always a good idea to look at what they say through the lens of, "Would saying this in the 60s mean they'd have supported the Civil Rights Act?"

Evident expert on American culture thinks coastal elites are immune to tackiness, yet evidently hasn't heard of SUVs or McMansions.

Nothing has hit this hard since Charlie Kirk said the Dems were the party of sexual anarchy let's gooooooooo

Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.

In the Arkham Horror LCG's Path to Carcosa campaign, set in the 1920s, there's a scenario where a bunch of socialites at a rich dinner party gradually become monstrous horrors. Interestingly, it's called "The Last King."

Turns out running the government is a lot harder when you're really stupid.

Let me introduce you to Oingo Boingo's entire oeuvre.

Keep in mind that Miles Taylor is a bog standard Republican now hiding behind resistance grifting and the Yang Gang. His problem was never that people were suffering, it’s that Trump made the GOP look like crazy assholes.

Just got a nine-paragraph text where “James Carville“ was fundraising for Chris’s Pappas in ME. It had a picture of Carville, for gravitas(?). JAMES CARVILLE. IN 2025. The Democratic Party is out here just actively trying to lose elections.

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me: a guy here was arrested for assaulting a woman while he was cosplaying as a nazi officer Dad: what is cosplay me: *explains* Dad: sounds like a nazi who stopped "cosplaying" as a normal person This man's ability to randomly say insightful thing while also putting cosplay in quotes is a trip

I think once SNAP benefits end, the two parties trying to convince the angry populace to shoot the other one are gonna find out the gun has two barrels.

At least the worst people in the country are also incredibly cringey, as a little treat for all of us.

Alienate 8,000 Dem-inclined non-voters to (not) win 8 Republican ones.

Imagine a God who is infinitely powerful, unknowable and works on His own timetable, but you can also use GameFAQs to summon Him at will.

Come on down, Canada. We've even destroyed a third of the White House for you.

The last 15 or so years has felt like both parties are ripe for a split, but neither wants to take the devastating electoral hit of doing it first.

"Strays into a pepper ball."

Miller is carrying on the Degenerative Art shit he had put into an EO about two weeks before Trump encouraged people to attack the Capitol. trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/presidential...

On the plus side, you can set up a lot of gallows at once if one was ever inclined toward reconciliation.

"Yer fond of me sea drugs, ain't ye?"

If I want to create a character who steadfastly supports a genocide, giving them a Nazi tattoo would be something an editor would look at and say, "Hey, a bit on the nose, no?"

Ok now can we also maybe do something about the Secretary of Defense having Nazi tattoos?

Democrats bending on the "Nazis fuck off forever" position in the name of "good politics" is what got us here *gestures broadly* in the first place.

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People will do anything to avoid saying leftists were right all along.

Except they'll use AI in planning the Prometheus statue, so they'll get a third of a way through a statue of Michael Fassbender before it sinks into a very avoidable marsh.

John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.

He's probably quoting some YT video, but if you told me he went out in a pair of overalls and measured a bunch of teenage cum I'd definitely have to consider whether that happened.

Good morning to everyone, but especially women who don’t like the vehicle

Keep in mind that these same people were terrified of women protesting in cat ears.

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Guy's talking about ending programs for people he thinks are inferior while appearing on a show named for a guy most famous for not being able to turn around fast enough.

Looks like a homemade costume of NPH from Starship Troopers. I'm tired of right wingers not understanding sci-fi.

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

One reason I’m not as worried as others about a Vance presidency is that how little people respect him. Even the media pushes back on him.

It’s infuriating that Republicans do Democratic campaign messaging better than Democrats do.

Can’t wait for these losers to find out their ratings got bodied by the Puppy Bowl.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

"Asedya - well, let's say how we say that. Assenem...medophin."

AI cannot engage Sicko Mode!