Imagine my surprise to learn that the Jedi Council changed the reply to "May the Force be with you" from "And also with you" to "And with your Force ghost."

*Cyprus hill voice* In Seine from the bus lane

bluesky normally versus bluesky when the topic of hating chuck schumer comes up

Highlights how you need real-life friends to check you when you're going buckwild. The inability to take an L has you saying stuff like this.

Look at this from Dems' point of view. Sure, this gives Trump wide surveillance powers to suppress the left. But they're thinking about the future. They want to ensure that when there's a Dem president, they'll have the wide surveillance power to suppress the left.

got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE

Ah yes, the Anglo-Saxons, notable for *checks notes* getting bodied by Frenchmen a thousand years ago and having it recorded on a curtain.

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

Surely a mentalist shooting Karoline Leavitt's baby should have received more news.

Saying “nyah-nya-nyahnya-nyaaaaaah,” seems like a suboptimal way to dissuade further attempts.

Bluesky: “lol Trump is so stupid and incompetent” Some Rando: *trips on his dick two floors away from the President* Bluesky: “oh no this is the reichstag fire that will doom us all”

demeter when her daughter goes missing

Love to see people realize Rowling's core belief isn't, "only biological women are women," it's "my rhetoric and actions are unassailable, you worm."

"You say the feudal economy's bad, but do you ACTUALLY know how many more eels you're trading at market?! Don't you know that eel catching has outpaced eelflation?! That more people are serfs than ever?! No, because your outlook is shaped by the town crier. You fucking donkey." - Medieval Bluseky

Deeply funny that the Dems have spent two weeks debating how best to court early 2000s Winona Ryder.

The thing is, Trump thinks "full Sherman" means teaming up with a time-traveling dog to undo attacking Iran in the first place.

we all know I have no life, so:

bluesky having a normal one

Absolutely brutal line www.politico.eu/article/keir...

I think it's amusing when right-wingers look forward to a Mad Max-style future, thinking that small bands of violent raiders will rule the smithereens of society. Not only is the opposite true (people band together in trying times), but *even in Mad Max* small communities beat the raiders!

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Anarchocapitalists: Prediction markets’ main value is aggregating the wisdom of the public. The Public: Man this AI shit sucks ass. Anarchocapitalists: Shit up you fucking morons. Fucking filth.

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They're cowards for not doing this.

Brimful of asshole and he's 79.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Trump when the midterm results start rolling in:

The economy is bad because for years every company has said, "We're not a ___ company, we're a tech company," ignoring that tech companies are run by fucking bozos.

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

10+ years of tracking biometric data has led me to the stunning insight that I feel better on days I don’t work

Yes how dare the head of a religious city-state make the Church political.

They feel a little better calling it out now that they've started stumping for Vance.

Getting out of the "liberal bubble" isn't kowtowing to oppressive right-wing demands. It's knowing that your average Southern meemaw isn't fucking around when she's on the clock.

avignon bishop: oh hey ur back early antipope: pope's weak on crime avignon bishop: what? antipope: *loading an aspergillum* pope's weak on crime

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

Artemis crew splashed down! Now to rescue them before Pete Hegseth murders them.

I hope the Artemis crew lands safely so I can finally stop hearing from you space perverts.

Agree with the rationale here. Especially since there's no guarantee pushing for impeachment will actually translate to votes in the midterms. You know who there are a lot of? People on the left that will go to great lengths to conjure a reason to not vote for Democrats.

What strikes me is there's no design intention. There's no architectural or artistic story, no link to history. It's just what one brutal idiot thinks looks cool. Which I suppose would inadvertently tell its own story about the era.

To all who celebrate

2010s animated film soundtracks: “Here’s a medley of covers by the film’s cast, who have varying musical abilities.” 90s animated film soundtracks: hey kids here’s method and busta

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

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Visited Graceland Cemetery last week, which has a ton of historical Chicago graves. This is a plaque on John Altgeld’s.

I know it's not the most pressing thing but I just wanna say I hate the podcast ad trend of hiring Topanga to yell at me.

what's a country with 120 guns per person to do

I think about this a lot. We can't say "we need to reform prisons to focus on rehabilitation" if we don't acknoweldge when people are actually rehbilitated afterward. It's fine to be wary when they're early on that path, but at some point you have to offer a good amount of forgiveness.