My bandmate Paul made an ad for our new album. It’s just about the classiest shit I’ve ever fucking seen.

One of the worst things the 24-hour news cycle did was convince millions of people that dressed-up assholes shouting at each other around a table was the news.

One of my most persistent stupid thoughts is a made-up classic-rock band called the Farm Boys that has a “best of” album called “Cornography.”

Worth it, though, to experience all the culture and scenery of Lubbock.

“Go fuck yourself, Aunt Carol.”

If you use the dollar sign, you do not then need to use the word “dollars” or “bucks.”

Pursue a hobby other than video games and computer. You don’t have to give up them up, but add something else in. Learn guitar. Get into model ships. Restore old typewriters. Crochet. Whatever. Interact with the physical world in some way that’s positive and fun.

The bizarre phenomenon of the last decade, in which a cabal of RWers, lazy media pundits, and reactionary centrists convinced everyone that the *left* are the censors, that the *left* is coming for your freedom, was always, always, always about softening the ground for fascism.

It really boils conservative dipshits’ piss that an autistic Swede named Greta is cooler than they’ve ever been and ever will be.

What is it with the right-wing shitwads and those blueberry-colored suits?

This is such a terrific performance and Elizabeth Fraser is so cute that I can’t stand it.

The name of the movie “Licorice Pizza” annoys the hell out of me. Yes, I know it’s a slang term for a record. That just makes it more annoying.

The spectacle of agents of the state repeatedly breaking the law with impunity is incredibly corrosive.

If you can hear this image, it's probably time to schedule your colonoscopy. If you can sing the whole song, it's also time to get your shingles vaccine.

Horrible recording session last night playing bass—which I’m not very good at to begin with—on a poorly set-up instrument—which I had attempted to set up myself. My left hand just kept absolutely giving out before I could complete a take. Maddening.

Can’t wait to hear more about how liberal coastal-elite types are insufferably condescending.

This Friday’s favorite is “Freak Scene” by Dinosaur Jr.

Again relieved that I am old enough to be excused from having any opinion whatsoever about Taylor Swift.

You got it. I won’t notice anything but employees.

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

God bless Peacemaker for letting Steve Agee continue in the perfect role for him.

“It was so savvy of Republicans to lie to reporters like us” is the worst type of political coverage and the targets can’t get enough of it

So, what’s your favorite song on “Aja”? Mine’s “Home at Last.”

i am very sick of pretending conservatives have an argument that should be respected

I’ve been very slowly watching season 2 of The Simpsons with my daughter, and it’s incredible how many all-time bangers there are. Like, every episode. Getting belly laughs from an 18-year-old in 2025. Unbelievable.

“Your funeral, Seymour,” any time someone intends to go ahead with something I have advised against.

Guys do you think there’s a flaw in a system that constantly leads to government shutdowns

Don’t think I won’t do it. I bailed on an episode of Taskmaster because they were eating poppadoms.

Goddammit, if Judomaster doesn’t stop chewing with his mouth open, I may have to give up on Peacemaker altogether.

On this October 1, allow me to invite you to enjoy a Halloween song my band recorded some years ago. It’s called “Pizza Party of Terror.”

Whenever you use “every day” instead of “everyday” to mean “each day,” a baby angel gets an ice cream cone.

One of the very most corrosive and dangerous aspects of modern conservatism is the attitude that you don’t need expertise or experience or knowledge if you have the right mindset.

Cruz’s uselessness to the people of Texas and the United States cannot be overstated.

#1 rule is to tell people who is to blame and who they should be mad at [on repeat and from every available platform].

Being obsessed with surface and appearance while looking like an absolute clown is the Trump Administration brand, isn’t it?

The episode of The Great Pottery Throw Down I just watched had an amount of nudity that was VERY surprising to my American eyes.

Incredible how many people don’t understand that their longing for the past isn’t actually about the world as it was; it’s about the fact that they were a child.

Okay, they threw in some Hanoi Rocks, the only good hair-metal band. Points for that.

I was in Portland in March, and I will say the weather sucked pretty hard. So there’s that.

Ezra, my dude, we go to unfriendly places every Thanksgiving.

Started watching Peacemaker, and it’s pretty good, but between the constant hair metal and Judomaster’s eating noises, it’s a real challenge to keep from having it muted the whole time.

We don't, there will be a new (and hopefully better) normal after this, that said, for the rest of our lives we'll have to be aware a non-trivial number of neighbors and fellows voted for actual fascism, and that's always going to be a bummer

It’s actually been cool enough to sit outside and drink my tea the past two mornings. And it’s not even October yet! Of course, we’ll have highs in the nineties all week nonetheless, just in case I’ve forgotten where I live.

There was a substantial body of anecdotal evidence that if you stopped your car in the middle of a particular railroad crossing in my hometown, the ghosts of two teenagers who were killed there would push your car off the tracks.

One of the few genuinely delightful things about this age is that there is simply no amount of money that can make this guy cool.

At last our brave soldiers who hunted down and killed fleeing women and children and left infants out in a blizzard for 48 hours are getting the respect they deserve.

In this, the year 2025, people are still using the “record scratch” cue, and my God. Don’t.

This Friday’s favorite is “The Kindness of Strangers” by the American Analog Set.

Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee