[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]

That... was very funny 😂😂😂 #MUNEVE

That was absolutely magnificent from Ebere Eze. Everything we hoped for when we signed him, and more. Worth every penny for that game alone. Another big win in the bag, onwards and upwards 💪 #ARSTOT #COYG #Eze

Eberechi Eze has scored six goals in his last four Premier League games against Spurs. #ARSTOT

Czechia I'm OK with, could have been worse. Please god not Denmark in the final again though if we get that far 😖😖😖 #COYBIG www.rte.ie/sport/soccer...

It's not just the fact that they're evil. It's not just the way they are working very hard to make 'asylum seekers' and 'illegal migrants' into interchangeable synonyms for each other. It's the glee with which they communicate these things. They take uncontainable joy in the suffering of others.

This is good news from Arsenal 👍👍👍 Hard not to think that it's a decision at least partly influenced by the strong fan reaction against renewing this ethically questionable partnership. Fans' voices can still have power in football 💪 www.arsenal.com/news/visit-r...

Lovely interview with Andy Robertson, talking very openly about how much Diogo Jota has been in his thoughts today 🥹 Between this and the Hungary-Ireland game on Sunday, these last few days have been a great advertisement for the continued relevance and importance of international football #SCODEN

Delighted for Kieran Tierney, who seems like one of the genuine good guys in football! And fair play to Scotland for taking advantage of the hand they were given, but my word they looked absolutely shite until the Denmark red card 😂😂😂 And they now won't give a fuck, and rightly so 😂 #SCODEN #WC2026

Scott McTominay’s stunner: the height of contact is unreal 📸 Andrew Milligan

What has happened to Scott McTominay since leaving Man Utd?!? Looks a completely different player now! Absolutely brilliant goal, that (albeit I still hope Scotland don't win, so Ireland don't face the possibility of playing Denmark in another World Cup play-off 😬😬😬) #SCODEN #WorldCup2026

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Troy story 3 📸 Attila Kisbedenek

Just peeling myself off the ceiling now 😂😂😂 INCREDIBLE scenes, that Parrott goal is up there with Brady, Keane and co.'s greatest Irish footballing moments. Fantastic stuff #COYBIG #HUNIRL #WC2026

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Oh my days this just gets better 😂😂😂 And he can have no complaints either, far too used to getting his own way with officials because of his reputation. Good riddance. Now dig in, Ireland!! #IRLPOR #COYBIG #WorldCup2026

OMG what am I witnessing here?! Troy Parrott you legend!! What a springboard to take in to the second half!! #IRLPOR #WorldCup2026 #COYBIG

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

God is Granit Xhaka going to inspire Sunderland to beat Arsenal on Saturday evening?? Revenge against the fans for booing him off against Crystal Palace all those years ago?? 😬😬😬

It is way past time for the UK government & the BBC to get off X & for Musk to be treated as a threat to national security. The world's richest man is using his site to promote civil war, ethnic violence & the overthrow of an elected government. You won't win him over with another conference on AI

I was always certain taking Arseblog off Twitter was the right thing to do, but stuff like this makes me very happy I did. This is a deranged billionaire unaccountable to anyone using his platform to incite violence. Grim.

FFS 😂😂😂

What the fucking fuck?

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Bless Gabriel hahahah

Ahahaha, immediately followed by another tap-in for Gyökeres! I take back my previous statement, play on and let him go for the hat-trick!! #ARSATM #UCL #COYG 🟥🟥🟥

And now a scuffed, scruffy goal for Gyökeres! 10/10 performance, no notes, all go home now #ARSATM #UCL #COYG 🟥

Fantastic run and assist by Myles Lewis-Skelly for that second Arsenal goal. He's been very unlucky to be usurped by an in-form Calafiori in the PL team so delighted for him to be getting chances in the CL, and taking them. Some serious squad depth becoming apparent now 💪💪💪 #ARSATM #UCL #COYG

Set piece again olé olé 😃 #ARSATM #UCL #COYG

New post just out: "On the edge" On my unexpected week in hospital and five things I learnt about the state of the NHS. (Free to read) open.substack.com/pub/samf/p/o...

That red card for the Armenian captain is possibly the stupidest red card I have ever seen, what was he thinking?! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Gifted Ireland a chance here when it looked like we were going nowhere. Can Ireland now find some creativity to take advantage of it? 😬 #COYBIG #IRLARM

What a sickener. 😣 A Diogo Jota-like goal too, fair play to him #PORIRL #COYBIG

G'wan Caoimhín Kelleher, what a save!!!! #COYBIG #PORIRL

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

This is a lie. There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years. But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

Come on Arsenal, do better than this 👎👎👎

What a picture that is 😃😃😃 Think my heart rate has almost returned to normal after the game earlier, what an incredible win 💪💪💪 #COYG #NEWARS

“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

Great away win at a very tough place to go 💪💪💪 Defence superb again (esp Mosquera!) and then real threatening options to come off the bench to win it. Couldn't have asked for any more from the Arsenal tonight! 🔴⚪ #ATHARS #COYG

An ode to Noni Madueke, and the story we didn't care to tell

Violating my "no Bluesky during football season" tenets to parachute in and say that my weird obsession with far right splinter groups and their shibboleths has finally made me the expert on something. The shooter wrote 4 shitpost memes on bullets and every single one of them is a dumb groyper meme

It's not hard. Murder and acts of political violence are wrong. AND ... making money and harming real people by mainstreaming bigotry, misogyny, and fascism, while also promoting violence, are also wrong. AND ... that the latter leads to the former is not surprising.

Well a Mikel Merino hat-trick was NOT on my bingo card for this international break 😲 #COYG

If ever there was a time to put all our big Irish heads to use, this is it, bombardment of crosses into the box for the next 30 minutes here #IRLHUN #COYBIG #WC2026

I cannot believe I paid £2.49 to watch this Ireland v Hungary game, what was I thinking, I could have stuck needles in my eyes for free 😖😖😖 #IRLHUN #COYBIG #WC2026

Rayner is absolute class. She's been a bit silly in organising her taxes, but that's not why they hate her. They hate her because she did not know her place.

Can't believe this Armando Iannucci conspiracy sketch is 18 years old! 44 sec in for the football bit.