I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website. You can access it in the replies. (or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

Just started Pluribus. Interesting that mononucleosis (mono) is called the "kissing disease", and then the disease in the show that makes everyone "one" (mono) spreads, at first, through kissing. I'm sure that's intentional, but fun with words!

RIP TO THIS COMMERCIAL, which played on tv waaaaaaaaay longer than you’d think youtu.be/g3XTP2XJEwU?...

It happened to me again this morning!

If you start playing Death Cab For Cutie's 2003 platinum-selling album, Transatlaticism, at 11:59:10 pm, then at midnight Ben Gibbard will sing "So this is the new year" to you.

I’ve done enough improving myself, in 2026 I’m passing the baton to my friends and family, it’s their turn to learn how to Suck Less

don't forget to set your clocks back tonight

David Ontertainment Russell

There's a powerful illustration here regarding "influencers" vs. "experts".

Already halfway through.

Rob Reiner. 🙁 variety.com/2025/film/ne...

God dammit, Ethan Hawke always knows just what to say.

Stealworkers

Dec 11th 1983 - Rollergirl catches up with an old classmate, Dirk Diggler makes a new friend, and Buck Swope stops for donuts. 📽️📅 Boogie Nights (1997)

Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.

"Look here Gromit, I've invented a contraption that will interpolate the frames of an animation! Now animators will have a cushier job!" (cue animation budgets shrinking, less jobs available, animators doing the same hours of work, final product looking worse) (Gromit looks at the camera)

thinking about him 👑

Audio-visual librarians are quietly amassing large physical media collections amid the IP disputes threatening select availability.

🥲

@nevernotfunny.com Get Rich on the blower! www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...

Thread. This is a really good take.

making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong

when in doubt: movies 🧡

well, there's nothing in the rule book that says Pluto can't have huge tits

Business rent is way too high on Mag (not Miracle) Mile so companies are just shuffling around. H&M moved two blocks down the road to save cash. He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.

Nov 10th - Dr. Werner Brandes (Stephen Tobolowsky) was born. His voice is his passport. 📽️📅 Sneakers (1992)

If you’re still online, stay online. Don’t stop scrolling!!

My election day tradition continues!

To combat T-Mobile's folksy ads with Billy Bob Thornton walking through vast farmland, AT&T now has a similar ad with Luke Wilson doing the same. Neither ad is great and both are unlikely to sway anyone's opinion or dollars one way or the other, but it's kinda funny to compare the two. That is all.

Sacré blooper!

On the one hand, tomorrow is Halloween so I should be in the mood to watch something seasonally appropriate. On the other hand, Popeye (1980) leaves the Criterion Channel tomorrow and my wife has never seen it, so that's our evening sorted.

A secret my wife doesn't know about: Our three-legged cat sometimes shakes his tail when he's just standing around, so I sing You're my Shaky tail boy Shaky tail boy to the tune of Apex Twin's "Come to Daddy (Little Lord Faulteroy Mix)" (it's a secret because my wife thinks I made up the song.)

Daniel Craig was announced as the new James Bond 20 years ago today 👴🏼

Happy birthday, @katedollarhyde.bsky.social!

RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years. His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds. A massive loss 💔

A new thing I find myself doing is rinsing off dishes, putting them in the dishwasher, turning off the faucet, then rubbing my hands under the no-longer-running faucet to rinse off before toweling dry. I don't know when/why it started happening, but here we are. I hate it.

Diane Keaton 😢 variety.com/2025/film/ne...

#COTD Jellybean is a blind kitty who loves to run or walk on his wheel daily. Jellybean likes to keep to himself but he loves when we have visitors and he can meet new people! His favorite thing is his cube tower. Read more: blindcatrescue.com/cats/jellybe...

A Republican state lawmaker leading a campaign to ban pornography in Michigan appears to have had an account on a pornographic hook-up website, according to records obtained by Metro Times.

That's ... hideous

My friends, Tune-Yards was great.

It's entirely likely that I'm getting old and/or that the landscape of the movie industry has evolved, but I don't like the trend of announcing a physical release - in any capacity - before or as a movie hits theaters (regardless of limited or wide release). This has been one hot take.

Bullet "evidence" startin' to get a little too specific and whatnot.

Please support the kickstarter for my movie Kraven the Gatherer. Kraven gathers so much shit in this movie and his friends are all "Kraven, where are you gonna put all that stuff your apartment ain't that big" But Kraven ain't trying to hear it. He is a gatherin' fool and whatnot

Happy 52nd birthday, Yorgos! letterboxd.com/youlittlejer...

I've been saying this for yeeeears.

Robert Redford 😢 variety.com/2025/film/ne...