When your foundation shade is “nuclear sunset.”

For context the 'Middle England' referred to here is the 0.5% of households living in homes worth more than £2 million

Bill Gates Epstein Files latest From the new Private Eye, out now.

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Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement. Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph Because this does NOT add up! No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies… 🧵1/9

But GB Energy 🤦‍♂️

Just 10k signatures needed now

Trump entered the Mar-a-Lago ballroom for his Thanksgiving feast to the song “We Are the World,” a song used to raise money to help starving children. Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.

To be fair to Edward. No. I've got nothing. Anyway, here's a leech.

NEW: All UK passengers have been urged to check their flights after Airbus found a fault affecting thousands of its planes

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#MakeAFilmClean Chitty Cillit Bang Bang

Just had dogshit put through the letterbox - a Reform UK letter. This envelope was enclosed. Royal Mail will bill Reform with each of these envelopes delivered to them. So I've printed this scan on 100 sheets of cheap paper and chopped them - 300 units - and dropped them in a letterbox. Crack on.

He's definitely going to play golf.

I concur with Frankie

fair play, that’s a decent signing

Here's UKIP's former Scottish leader David Coburn, who has denied taking Russian bribes after being named in Whatsapp messages between Nathan Gill and a pawn of the Putin administration, being applauded by Gill for arguing against Ukraine's entry to the EU

Nigel Farage has spent £1m taking out adverts in the papers to distract from the Nathan Gill Russian bribe scandal. We can't let him buy himself out of this. We need an investigation into Russian influence in our politics.

I wish I was surprised. Buried in this Budget is a plan to slash the Digital Services Tax, giving a multi-billion tax cut to US tech giants and the likes of Elon Musk. That's right, cutting taxes for the world's richest man while hiking them for millions of hard-working Brits.

Ditto Farage.

Imagine coming up with a proposal so stupid, so unworkable, so thoughtless, that it makes Robert Jenrick look sane by comparison. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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"The allegations that I used to use hammers to murder rabbits are only being made because people don't like my policy of killing rabbits with hammers."

Yes, please

Yep. This is a bit of a disaster.

What do you get when you mix the best selling single of the king of pop with the lately departed queen of MAGA? This is what we get: a parody of Billie Jean about #mtg #maga #marjorietaylorgreene 🎶🕺 youtu.be/Xr0_HN9KNCs

Applicable to Reform and the Tories?

Lovely. A dish best served...

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Trump is in Palm Beach today playing golf again, his 82nd day spent golfing so far this year. meidasnews.com/news/trump-s...

£26 billion tax rise announced today in Labour's budget £90 billon, how much tax revenue is lost because of Brexit EVERY Year The reason taxes are going up and spending is being cut is because we can't afford stuff because of Brexit!

As EV pay per mile is confirmed sales of Tinfoil and Magnetic Leaves go through the roof. #Budget2025

Someone went for an early lunch. 'It'll be fine"

@rogerquimbly.bsky.social we're waiting...

Have you ever thrown milkshake on a racist potential Russian asset? "Never in a hurtful or insulting way" Not guilty.

Cancels plans to go to London at Easter.

War, huh, yeah What is it good for?

Westminster is broken.

No tax on billionaires. No tax on multinationals. The poorest penalised. Minimum wage rising by a shilling. Nailed it.

Brexit: “The most dishonest campaign in our history said it would save us £350m a week, but Brexit actually cost us £250m a day in 2025. That is why we have the highest taxes ever, that is why we have sky-high bills, that is why we have a cost of living crisis” @eddavey.libdems.org.uk

I can't believe she was convicted. She should be on the honours list instead.

STOP plans to load up the NHS with new private finance debts in the Autumn Budget. I've just emailed my MP to sign @catecclesstour's motion. Take 2 mins to email your MP too. @we_ownit weownit.org.uk/act-now/no-pfi

Excellent resource. jmail.world

Reminder that In the 1990s Farage sought the backing of the disgraced former Conservative MP and notorious racist Enoch Powell and twice asked him to stand as a candidate for UKIP. www.theguardian.com/politics/201...

Still can't quite believe that "I only said 'gas the Jews' in a non-hurtful way" was the strategy Nigel Farage opted to go for

Alexa, order milkshake.

I can only conclude that the Trump administration wants to make Sen. Mark Kelly a national icon and the Democratic nominee for President.