By Audrey Benjaminsen

Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.

i have never played an RE game, and i likely never will (i can't play horror games bc big baby) but it is wild just what "giant vampire old lady with knives for hands" does to my brain

Sins of the Mother🩸 [RE8]

on one hand, i kinda felt done with ffxiv after finishing endwalker, and i prefer the class design, world, and encounters of WoW by a wiiide margin but as far as i know a xiv sub isn't directly supporting the idf sooooo

Sadu and Cirina CMSN

Sometimes in life you just gotta spice things up a little bit and develop a bizarre new fetish

My nightmare...

me: i should really make an effort to read more actual books the 220k words of lesbian vampire angst in my bookmarks calling to me like the green goblin mask: who needs books when you have ME?!

耳元で囁く邪悪な白狐 #菅牧典

doodle break between pages 🙊

yes, there's no practical difference between size kink (giant woman x normal-sized you) and size kink (normal-sized woman x teeny-tiny you) but spiritually, they could not be more different

if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point

good

i'm learning a lot

yeah

i may be 5'7", but spiritually i am 2' tall

lrp i firmly believe that the 1-2secs before a kiss actually happens are almost always infinitely more erotic than the act of kissing itself

They're not "mine," but I borrow them frequently... (Makoto and Minako from Sailor Moon, in my "Kissing Game" doujinshi: shop.yamino.art/products/kis... )

finally got around to watching godzilla minus 1 and i'm sure there's reasonable criticism to be made but i like godzooky and hearing the music makes me happy so 10/10 in my book

the overwhelming urge to delete posted nudes as soon as m*n start liking them 🤢

whenever i encounter a typo in something im reading, it just makes me grateful a human wrote it

quarterly reminder that i do in fact have soft titties and a squishy tummy and great hips despite being too shy to post regularly this *will* be on tomorrow's quiz so pay attention 📝

"being into armpits isn't that weird" you like being locked in a dog cage and jerking off while watching your girlfriend top pathetic twinks idk if you're really the best judge of what is and isn't weird

Ty soulseek ily soulseek

Not I would ever devalue knight x princess as a dynamic but I think the knight x peasant girl meta is highly unexplored at the moment

"did you cum?" my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax? but no

i'm always saying this

whatever happened to 'hi' or 'hello'

heartbreaking: i told gf it was time to do her laundry

First child.

goodnight

Don't worry, I won't hurt you.

too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually

bleeding out on your couch platonically

"human domestication guide" hey stupid theres already a plant that drugs you into a dumb catgirl its called WEED and its free i think?

if you're a woman and know what amv's are congratulations you are in fact milf age

I got to paint Shadowheart for Magic: The Gathering🖤 "Beseech the Queen" Secret Lair x Dungeons & Dragons AD: Jacob Covey

in 6 days I will be 34 that's crazy anyway I'm trapped inside a 2004 gaming magazine please help me

this works on me btw

ガイナ立ち蓮子 #宇佐見蓮子

Crash out

girls' night at the Sharran temple #JamieArt #JamieNSFW #shadowheart #nocturne #shadownoct

bnuuyrabbit,, trangenner?