GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN! Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵) Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!

If you’d like to read the actual 33-page defamation lawsuit Donald Trump has filed “for damages not less than $5,000,000,000”, then here it is: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement. #NoWords 🤮

Never in the history of humans has there been a face that has been universally considered so easy to punch.. Since Trump’s, disgusting, twisted post about Rob Reiner, even those who were sitting on the fence are now flexing their knuckles

I fear he's bringing the FIFA Peace Prize into disrepute

Here are my top 10 most unique dog jobs!

Feverishly working on this

Beyond words. But I'll try anyway. Somewhere on this planet is The Worst Human. It stands to reason one of us is The Worst One. Logically, somebody has to be. And it's this cunt, isn't it.

Just when you think Trump can’t sink any lower… Rob Reiner and his talented wife Michele were friends of ours. We collaborated on projects. Brad and I are devastated. We are in shock and grief. Sure, Rob opposed Trump, but this is so beyond the pale.

Quiet Piggy!

Alexa – what are the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder?

King Charles argued on Friday that, thanks to early diagnosis, his treatment will be reduced in the New Year. He urged people to take up cancer screening saying: “Early diagnosis quite simply saves lives.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/a... 1/10

A lifetime of "thoughts & prayers" have done JACK-SQUAT to reduce or eliminate gun violence. We need to do MORE. It is the GUNS. #SadButTRUE 💔

Tommy Robinson’s Unite The Kingdom Carol service. Please all join in: 🎵”Silent night! Holy night! All is racist, all is white Round yon Arian mother and child Holy Tommy, so tender, sieg heiled! Grift in hypocritical peace! Grift in hypocritical peace!”🎵 Merry Christmas!😔🎄

The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party. Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar

If prayer could solve the uniquely American scourge of gun violence, it wouldn’t be the leading cause of death of children in our country or kill over 10x the number of people who died on 9/11 every year. Instead, cowards like Donald Trump and his GOP enablers block any effort to end this madness.

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

Full marks to Zia for somehow managing to block out the irony of accusing someone of treason when Nathan Gill has literally just been sent to prison for being a traitor.

"..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you said 'fuck off back where you came from', I was sick and you said we should replace the NHS with private health insurance..."

Just arrived at the annual Quentin Crisp convention.

MAGA: Down with snowflakes and hurrah for FREE SPEECH! also MAGA: You can't come to America unless you show us your social media posts and prove that you've never said hurty words about our president...

A depressing milestone on the TrumpActionTracker - 2000 logged actions since January. www.trumpactiontracker.info Shortly about to be 2002 as I have a couple more to add tonight :-/

Great idea not to mention that the entire saving was made in the year ending March 2025, two months before Reform took over.

The feedback John refers to in his article from his recent book tour - about autism not being linear - is an issue many autistic people wish was understood widely. It’s recognised by the best of autism specialists but not understood by many in media, govt or GPs etc. Think ‘spidergram’ not line 😊👇

All she needed was a Chance

I feel compelled to write a review thread 🧵 for The Liz Truss Show because in the madness of the content, other aspects - vital aspects - are being missed. 1. The Aesthetics Unless they were aiming for "Harley Street urologist waiting room circa 1992" this interview area is just unacceptable. 1/

Shamina Begum must be held accountable for her actions when she was 15. Whereas I should not, because I was a mere child.

'The king - standing on the left'

Oh look. They’ve actually drawn a diagram for all the people stupid enough to need a bloody diagram.

Prime Minister of Poland. 🇵🇱

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the POS 34x convicted felon, DEADLY INSURRECTIONIST, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Donald Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

Yep, he wants nothing but deregulating crypto to help his crypto business and scrapping net zero to help his aviation fuel business. Which by pure coincidence are two of our policies.

They threw apple crumble at the display case; police have taken them into custardy...

🔴I spent time getting to know the Pink Ladies, a group of 'ordinary mothers' who are funded by Restore Britain's Rupert Lowe and whose leader shared a stage with a prominent neo-Nazi. It was...eye-opening. bylinetimes.com/2025/12/05/t...

Reform's racist Staffordshire Council leader Ian Cooper has now had his membership "revoked" I suppose the much bigger and more important question is how did he get the job in the first place if he has views like this 👇 hopenothate.org.uk/2025/12/03/r...

I go abroad for a week and return to wall-to-wall melodrama, pearl clutching and fainting sofa flop-downs about a surcharge affecting 1% of homes. Britain's capacity for uncontrolled panic about nonsense remains totally undefeated. I missed you, chaos island.

Dubai immigrant, Isabel Oakeshott, whines that Farage got nothing from his deal with the Tories last time, so why should he do that again. Christ. The whining victimhood of these spoiled brats. Squabbling over power, while the rest of us live with the mess they’ve made of our country and our lives.

Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks. They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.

“In 2017 there was not a single asylum seeker who arrived on a boat. Today we have 46,000 a year and do you know why? It was because of the botched Brexit deal pushed through by Boris Johnson and championed by Nigel Farage. Nigel Farage should be here apologising” Daisy Cooper

🔴 Nigel Farage’s Reform is more reliant on super-rich backers than any major party in modern British political history 75% of *all* Reform donations *ever* have come from just three rich men Is this what democracy looks like? New on Democracy for Sale democracyforsale.substack.com/p/75-of-refo...

Rather than apologising for his antisemitism, Farage demands the BBC apologise for the antisemitism of Alf Garnett, a fictional character created to satirise antisemitism, who was portrayed by a Jewish man.

Himes: "What I saw in that room was one of the most troubling things I've seen in my time in public service ... any American who sees the video that I saw will see the US military attacking shipwrecked sailors."

2 in 3 of Nigel Farage’s current and former partners do not speak English as their first language.

Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.

A: Who gives a fuck apart from racists? B: His figure is wrong. 71.2% of Glaswegian children speak English as their first language. C: So that's 28.8% who speak it as a second and I'll bet you they speak brilliant English and that it's much better than most Reform voters I've met online.

Tice on #r4today says that those reporting Farage’s schoolboy racism are talking “twaddle” and that “no one has done more for the Jewish community” than him and Nigel. Because they wanted the pro Palestine protests banned. Not so much pro-Jewish as anti-Muslim then. Just peddlers of hate.

Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.

Happy Advent to you and your kin! And everyone else's kin too, come to that. As every December so far this decade, I'm going to do an Advent Calendar of beautiful and brilliant carols, with each day's added to a YouTube playlist and also to the ongoing Spotify one, now in its sixth(!) year. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Farage. Grifter-in-chief. Racist. Russian asset. Trump groupie. He gets an MP’s salary and spends his time doing anything but. A professional piss-taker and national security (and sanity) threat, leading the polls to be the next PM. Come on UK. Get some sodding self-respect.