If you’re making a new MotoGP Hall of Fame, and your selection criteria excludes the likes of Anton Mang, Angel Nieto, Wayne Gardner and Max Biaggi from being admitted, might I suggest your Hall of Fame is severely flawed.

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

Kelso rides like he’ll get in trouble from his mum if he tries to make an overtake every time he’s in a pack like that. He’s so incredibly passive. #SanMarinoGP

I wish I could say that one day Valentino Rossi would condemn the sort of behaviour his fans indulge themselves in, but he won’t, he encourages it. The adulation of Rossi continues to baffle me.

I'm absolutely seething with rage at this. This is the stupidest decision in a long line of stupid decisions by Dorna. I have, multiple times, proposed making a film, at our own expense, about the great science & engineering of the Ducati MotoE bikes to be told NO. Dorna literally refusing publicity

Herve should’ve waited till tomorrow to sell the team. Could’ve put the price up a bit after today. 😆

My first book of poetry is available NOW

Good race that. Alonso’s a bit good I reckon. #HungarianGP

Another action packed sprint that was definitely worth having. #HungarianGP

Marc is just fucking with people for fun. This is absurd. #HungarianGP

I greatly enjoy it when I get some sort of hateful abuse from a person I’ve never heard of, then when I try to look them up they’re automatically blocked by the ‘bigot’ algorithm and are followed by all the regular A List Fuckwits.

This race is a genuine stain on the sport. What a joke.

You could feel that Alex crash coming for a few laps. #DutchGP

Dorna's TV direction is run by fucking ghouls #DutchGP

Ah good, and we're now replaying the crash before we know how the riders are. Top work 👏

There was zero chance there was going to be a green flag finish the second that crash happened so why the fuck did they wait until two corners before the end to throw the red??? Unnecessarily dangerous decision. #DutchGP

That was textbook Dorna TV direction. When a rider is sliding through traffic like that CUT AWAY FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

There is a particular MotoGP ‘independent’ journalist that is such a Dorna shill it is absolutely laughable. I am honestly surprised how many people put up with it without calling them out.

I'm genuinely SO excited about the new ocean map that will be at the heart of the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich when this hall reopens on June 7th. It's an unusual ocean-focussed map with so much detail, and it's just brilliant. 🌊🌊 Here's a sneak peak. www.rmg.co.uk/stories/ocea...

One of the cruelest denials of victory I’ve ever seen in 40+ years of watching motorcycle racing.

Best ever win by an antivaxxer.

I think @motomatters.com race report tomorrow is going to come in three volumes. #FrenchGP

So now we just have a third lap pile up in the long lap zone yeah? #clusterfuck #FrenchGP

Petition to make Bradley Smith a permanent MotoGP commentator. #FrenchGP

There is a certain commentator who has been around the paddock so long it is genuinely stunning how utterly clueless they are about motorcycle racing. #FrenchGP

Muñoz you fucking idiot. #FrenchGP

Baggers at MotoGP is a fucking terrible idea if you ask me for a long laundry list of reasons.

Deja vu feelings of five years ago…

Take all the stupid fucking aero and ride height devices off and MotoGP could be like this all the time.

I maintain my assertion that Sprint races have made MotoGP immeasurably worse as a spectacle. Can we PLEASE ditch them next year? #SpanishGP

Yes. Yes he does.

Almost certainly what’s happened which is such a farce. You can’t have a rule that means the guy that is dominating the race has to slow down.

I remain anti sprints. #ThaiGP

We’re so excited to be bringing Nine Lessons to Melbourne for on April 16. @standupmaths.bsky.social will be host, @robinince.bsky.social will be joining via satellite and we’ve got loads of incredible acts lined up inc @doctorkarl.bsky.social Proceeds to charity as ever. Tix comedyfestival.com.au.

Mostly here because it's not ideal to be following lots of sports and motorcycle racing accounts from the Shambles one.