even the most tenacious autocrats have a difficult time denying a landslide result against them

Thinking of my friends at Coachella.

Do it like The Wire, and by season 5 the idiot mayor is now governor and misallocating funds to cover up the Jason problem instead of dealing with it and publishing the murder rate.

Of all the filmmakers who would do this, Soderbergh is the top of the list; he’s always been obsessed with trying the new thing, pretty exclusively to do with speeding up the process or making it cheaper (day and date, digital cameras, choose your own adventure, etc). $10 says he has AI edit it.

It’s because Lancer rules. That’s the main reason.

"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way

Couldn’t be more jealous. Perfect movie. Will change your life.

“there's no way to watch this show without supporting Rowling's bigotry and the structural violence she's inflicting on a vulnerable minority.“

Because of Gza I compare countless things to clock radio speakers, a funnel, and sandals.

I yell at the screen every time.

Rosalia over here, eyeballing my experimental fighter jet.

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

Hulu making the absolute right call by working with my sister!!! This is gonna be so rad, and I'm literally vibrating with excitement for her. GO MORGAN!!! deadline.com/2026/03/hulu...

Heartbreaking what the US is doing to Cuba. Cold blooded evil shit.

Xie Miao: TIME Magazine HAMMERDAD Of The Year

Israel is distinctly unpopular with the Democratic base and pretty unpopular with independents. this should help clarify that Newsom isn’t trying to move away from *unpopular* lefty positions, he’s trying to abandon the left entirely

I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it

POV: you’re searching for the correct definition of Teshuvah over the millennia.

Now Biss just needs to prove he’ll fight as hard as Kat would have, because for the next four years she’ll be lurking over his shoulder like a tiny Babadook.

My toddler:

I hope Kat wins. Electoralism is not the antidote to what we are feeling, but this race is definitely a referendum on AIPAC's role in our elections. I like her, I like her anti-extremism work, and I love the prospect of the War Crime Lobby eating a bowl of shit and leaving forever

Watching this was my lunar landing.

Daria Nickelodeon

It was never about the children.

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

Among other (longer) careers, both my grandfathers were spies.

Donald the Dove has finally arrived.

They're calling it SuperBenghazi.

Hear hear

Paramax View

This is beyond cruel and unusual punishment.

they should make it legal to steal from houses if the owner doesn't notice the stuff is gone for 3 months

the world is not very good right now but you could Rosalía's insane BRIT Awards performance 70x like I did, it helps

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

Gastrointestinal Joe

Max Landis once complimented my jacket at a party I snuck into. I pretended I couldn’t hear him and made him scream “I love your jacket!” over and over again for a full minute. Sometimes it’s the small things. Fuck that guy.

Why Miles, you’re being awfully forward, aren’t you?

Professor-Hess-looking-ass dog.

I have not regretted leaving New York once in the past 13 years…until today.

we have to become snobs again. no more letting people just enjoy things

This is a great question because the right answer is always a Leonard Cohen lyric, but it’s always a different Leonard Cohen lyric.

Literally cannot wait for new teeth!

Angela Lansbury 🧵