Sometimes you just gotta play the hits.

My dear friends wrote a movie that is actually being produced, and if you know anything about this industry you understand that they’ve basically walked on water. Go get em!!!

good post

So helpful to remember that there are movies.

If this is true I’m going to be a billionaire.

Sometimes, as a treat, I pretend I know you people and we can have a funny back and forth where we lightly rib each other. But then I remember the odds of that leading to one of you trying to kill my dog or measure my skull for “abnormality”.

The parrots are moving in.

This is how you do it. Materially support what you believe in!

I got obsessed with my kidnappers so I’ve been following them to their apartments after the heist. Mild case of Stalk Home Syndrome.

I dare them to do the exploding nip.

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Nihilist Borg all, “Existence is futile.”

FDR won 42 states in 1932, it wasn't by pandering to Hoover voters. Then Republicans called him a socialist for 4 years. Then he ran for reelection and won 46 states

I say this to my infant son every day.

Hi, it's me: the guy who sits backwards in a chair and tells to not RSVP to protests. Absolutely show up. Getting out there is great. Don't RSVP. Just show up.

Jesus Christ.

If you have student loan debt, please read this:

Wordle finally coming down to my side of the street.

It’s been an amazing first season of Double Stuff. We have another season getting ready to go, so worry not, we’ll be back with a vengeance soon enough!

We did it, gang, and it does disappoint!

absolutely insane this doesn’t say “former fox news host…”

Oh my god they have SOCK!

If anyone wants a blurry xerox of my ass you can call our producer and he’ll tell you the price.

If it must be said that I am on a company’s hog let it be National Biscuit Company.

Joke’s on them because mine still works and is still in my living room.

Never have I smelled a smell that knew the assignment so well. The olfactory equivalent of being touched by god.

POV you are a grape:

One more episode before the end of season 1, but don’t worry folks, we just finished records on season 2. Nothing can stop us!!!

"school shooting industry"

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

It should probably be said that we do not explicitly or implicitly endorse the lighting of boyfriends on fire. Don’t actually do that. Only Florence Pugh is allowed to do that, by international law. New @doublestuffpod.bsky.social is out today!!!

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

We were pagan children, raised to revere the sun and the tides, to bow before the wind, and rejoice at the coming of spring.

They lied to meeeeee!!!

This is sooooo fun.

This actually had the opposite of its intended effect.

Some nice news on my journey for validation: my script, Divorce Majeure, is a second-rounder for the Austin Film Festival and a quarter-finalist (we'll see if I move up) for Final Draft's Big Break contest. Brain, give me the good drugs! #scriptsky #screenwriting

We certainly ran into this with Paradise. It’s on Tubi, which is free, as it turns out!

Them: Give Sam the thumbs up and he might not eat us. Sam:….

I’ve eaten these cookies and I’m sure they’re Oreos, but some nights I wake up in a cold sweat…wondering.

Oh fuck, I forgot about that. It’s done so much for us thus far, and holding to it has kept the country from falling apart, so I now see the error of my ways.

How could I forget? I've been putting small doses of windex in Bluesky's morning coffee for weeks.

Funny that "not using it" is "sabotage," but please remember kids, you should ALSO try real sabotage.

Today's new episode of @doublestuffpod.bsky.social is about a truly confusing flavor choice, but it also allows us to ask big questions about why we're doing this. Not to say we have a good answer outside of "We are fools."

Cats exhibit at the LA Natural History Museum rules!

David and I have bought plots next to each other and they both say the same thing on the tombstone.

I saw a gummi worm read a piece of its memoir once, and I swear I’ve never been the same.