When you think of someone showing up to work is it more Don Draper or more Laverne and Shirley? #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

they should invent a mug of tea that I don't forget about

The Lindt and Ghirardelli families have been at war for centuries, and when they are done there will be nothing left but rubble and melted chocolate. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

Sometimes Producer Will challenges us, and usually we're up to the task, but not this time. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Turns out you don't like milk. You like milk because Oreo told you to like milk, and you've been listening for so long you thought it was your idea. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

If you ever came within 100 miles of Kaiju Big Battel you’ve heard of Peelander-Z and you were lucky. They’re the best, and helping them recover from a terrible car crash would be doing them and the world a favor.

Hey kids, do you want to kill your cookies? Rip this one's head off and eat it! #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Consider yourself very lucky that you can't see us in the studio because you will either be horrified or aroused at an inappropriate degree. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

The art of motorcycle maintenance might be dead, but Magic Cards and monks are still very much alive, and Post Malone is into both. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert #postmalone

Javier Boredom

Winterbeast 1992

Another thing you could do is maintain a public website listing the known offenses of, and proposed accountability measures for, this gang of criminals. It's just unconscionable to be mumbling about Affordability while we're watching a historic crime spree every day

Old American music was weird. It was all about whether you were a Pie Boy or a Cakeman and I think they fought a war about it. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Didn’t know my wife secretly ran this account.

Opposition to universal programs is a neoliberal brainworm. IDGAF if "well-off kids" get free lunch and neither should you. www.seattletimes.com/opinion/edit...

I heard Spencer Pratt has a normal dick, but his pee hole is so big when he pisses it’s like a blunderbuss.

Taking a quick detour to tell everyone to see Under Siege because Tommy Lee Jones never phones it in. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Turns out you can just call people and they'll come on your podcast. Of course we didn't call Arnold and he didn't come. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

If you’ve never eaten doubles you should, and your life will be better for it. If you have, do it again…see above.

Checking fandango daily like a monster, frothing at the mouth, ready for tickets to go on sale.

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When you think of how many Oreos you would eat where do you imagine yourself? Is it also at a gala or ball? It should be. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Sometimes Max is happy when bad things happen to David and David is happy when Max gets bit. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Everyone knows Betty Crocker is a demon who lives in the kitchen and she'll make you cursed cakes if you say her name. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

When and where were s'mores invented? Producer Will knows we don't know, but he HAS to ask. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Man, I really want Scabbard Samurai to get a US disc release.

To the goblin bastards in the Nabasement: we see you, we love you, we hold you in our hearts. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

The ways in which Oreo Town and Singapore are similar basically end at "Don't do graffiti" #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

What is a chocolatey chip? Is it NOT chocolate? WHAT IS IT!? #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Sometimes a smell is too much. Sometimes it's a frightened horse. Sometimes that horse gets hooves involved. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Vanilla creme had everything going for it, until it fell in with a bad raspberry crowd. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

The Wrathberries are coming! The Wrathberries are coming! #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Max can't pronounce anything, it seems. This time David's on top of it. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Max might be learning something about himself; something he did not want to learn. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Wanted: Hot Wing Oreo - DEAD OR ALIVE #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Do you have a spark? No? Good! Neither do these Oreos! #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

The S'mozone layer is a thick gooey coating of marshmallow that surrounds the world and keeps us delicious. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

What do you want to do to your Oreos? Is it PG? Is it...not PG? #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Nobody is surprised, but Will had to make sure you knew that Max is an idiot. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Sometimes your wife and child do a collab and sleep is never going to be an option.

China has two speeds: insane 90's madness or absolutely chill vibes. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

That's where we're from and that's where blueberries are from. End of story. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

The things we hope for the Jago estate are myriad, but mostly cookies and money. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

[at the mall] ME: i need to get upstairs right away MALL COP: take the escalator ME: *grabs him by the collar* i need the esca NOW

Darling Nikki: *straight up cranking it in a hotel lobby* Prince: This seems like a cool and normal person to chill with

Max can't pronounce raspberry. Neither can David. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

In some actual REAL news, Polygon reports that Train To Busan and Peninsula are both leaving Netflix on May 2. Get to clickin'!