Apparently today is #NationalCookieDay, and what better day to start listening to everyone’s favorite Oreo review podcast than today!? We eat, we chew, we digress a lot, but the one thing we do best is love these cookies! Join us!

They have so much potential inside that little skeleton-bag, and yet here we are with only one flavor per purchase. Brutal.

We’re not actually close to his birthday anymore, but media exists in a temporal slipstream so the past is affecting the present in ways we cannot control.

New episode is up and you should listen because apparently David hates lemons and I need everyone to yell at him about it.

When you know that your bazooms are your weapons:

Buddy sent me this and boy howdy am I checking it daily from now on. doomsday.march1studios.com

Nobody on this podcast ingests cleaning products, but if food tasted like they smelled, we'd be having a different conversation.

Carl Reiner would have loved The Hamnet.

It's not every day you invent a new Peabody and Sherman episode, but we've done it. Rocky and Bullwinkle will call any minute.

Experts argue about the proper way to eat a lemon, but we're pretty sure it's just slurping chunks off a dirty sidewalk. Pretty sure...

After eating all the pasta Big Anthony should eat Strega Nona alive.

We do many things like they're going out of style. We are also out of style, so maybe everything we do is like it's going out of style?

Today we learn something about David that may change how we see him for all time. There's no going back.

Well…we’re doing lemon.

How many graham cracker puns can David and Max fit into 30 seconds? More than you'd think, and a lot more than you'd want.

The invention of the s'more may have its roots in old-timey villainous con men. Or maybe not. But we hope it does.

Every marshmallow is infused with a sprinkling of mallow-dust, which is made by fairies who break into laboratories and jam the dust into all the shmallows.

This baby is bushel-pilled! He’s peck-maxing!!!

Back at SDCC a bunch of us got together and did a live play panel of @mythworks.bsky.social Slugblaster. To put it simply, it was a friggin blast! We skated on a demon-god’s head as he tried to murder us. The stream of it is up and living for those of you sorry souls who missed it.

My childhood was so blue. The sky, the ground, the fire, the furniture...all blue. And Grampi had that big logo he hung up every year.

If you're eating a S'mOreo you're economically in pretty good shape, at least according to Nabisco and their marketing department.

We want our ideas jammed into our mouths as quickly as is humanly (or mole-personly) possible. NOM NOM NOM!

thing: [occurs] me: this is in some ways about catholicism, which I don't condone, of course,

Hey, a new episode of @doublestuffpod.bsky.social is up and kicking! Fill up your ears with a little creme!

Once again we discuss how much grease really belongs in a cookie, and Max shows his obvious control of Italian dialects.

1) Oreos 2) Churros 3) Teeth

Al Gore said it was the internet, but we know better. It's really the easiest way to shoot cookies around the globe.

Hang taste-master, sell, you can't! Old flavor! Madness! Insanity!!!

Sometimes you just can't trust technology to do the job right. You can, however, always trust it to be funny when it screws up.

In a just world it is put on par with Apocalypse Now.

If we can get Timothee Chalamet to come back I think there's a future in our single cookie movie.

Do I read these emails top to bottom or bottom to top?

Max and David sniff the box. Nobody tastes the box. Get your mind out of the gutter!

New episode of @doublestuffpod.bsky.social is out today! This time things get a little…adult. Also, David has mouth problems.

20 years ago almost to the day and Showbiz was essentially right

Sometimes you are visited by a beautiful little guy.

Bring me my shovel, a camera, and a modem! The world must see me waste my one go at speaking with the dead!

Reminder that, unless a creative freelancer has a spouse with a day job that offers health insurance, they likely have an ACA plan. And with the hits to creative industries the past few years, I'm guessing many qualify for subsidies. Related reminder that comic creators are freelancers.

Johnny Walker Blue Label and Malibu Coconut Rum are not the same thing. And yet, they came from the same twisted mind.

Democrats can smell hope from their constituency like a shark sensing blood in the water, and follow a deep evolutionary instinct to destroy and devour it.

We are insanely fortunate that Prince - one of the all time greatest musical talents - was also one of the horniest people in history.

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Tom Jago's resume is nuts: ended the war, invented helicopters, Irish Creme, Malibu Rum, and a one-man Nabasement. Wow!

We're so blown away by how many flavor pioneers come from England! So blown away, in fact, that we temporarily lose our ability to speak.

Are you trying to tell me Dick Cheney died AND there’s a new Rosalia album this week!?

All of LA:

Max and David are once schooled in history by the ever-erudite Producer Will. Turns out Irish Creme was British, and invented by some guy named Tom.

Or C.R.E.M.E. Pretty sure Wu-Tang didn't have anything in there about ghosts or wizads, but maybe that's all subtext.

Turning out to be a helluva party!