We are also throwing our hats into the ring.

Listen to Sam: we need help, maybe divine intervention.

@samreich.bsky.social understands what we're doing, here.

You've probably seen the @dropout.tv sketch about our beloved cookie, but did you know that @samreich.bsky.social did a lot of (pretty gross) research for it?

@samreich.bsky.social regales us with tales from his childhood, and the allure of forbidden things, like Oreos or TV shows with scratching on screen.

Alexander tells us about the childhood snack that DID have the power to infest his brain and lay eggs...figuratively.

Sometimes you think an idea has been with you your whole life, but it turns out you're lying to yourself and everything is a sham.

Turns out @alexandernemser.bsky.social hasn't eaten thousands of Oreos in his lifetime...like some people.

. @samreich.bsky.social regales us with tales of his fully stocked pantry and his style of devouring forbidden fruit.

The season 2 finale begins with special guests @samreich.bsky.social and @alexandernemser.bsky.social joining us to try a truly special flavor: Cheese!!! Join us and pretend you've also been our friend for 40 years. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c... #samreich #oreo

For our season 2 finale we have two special guests in the studio! @samreich.bsky.social and @alexandernemser.bsky.social join us to talk about the good old days, or at least figure out how long we've known each other. #samreich #dropout

All corporate HQ's should have a giant image of what they make involved in their design. Mostly for distaster comeuppance purposes, but also it looks cool.

In which Max starts channeling Abe Simpson and goes on a rambling and useless story about how David is nearly 100 years old.

Some say Oreos were sung into creation, some say they were left here by aliens, some say it was simply fate that brought them to our lands. Nobody knows.

Oreos, it turns out, haven't been heavily featured in cinema, and we're pretty wrong about this guess.

It's pretty hard to do a 23 and me about Oreos, but we're pretty sure we know who the parents are.

Post Malone has his Oreo, but could Austin Butler also have one? He's not a musician, so who knows, but his Peanut butter Jamboree sounds dope.

Would you rather a Post Malone Oreo or a Richard Kind Oreo? Only one way to find out: get me Richard Kind!

Post Malone is an honest man who doesn't mince words. He also may have had less to do with designing this flavor than you would think.

New Post Malone fact: he's jacked! He's also in Roadhouse (remake) as an incredibly buff fence.

Picture Post Malone in your head. Is he a man? Is he a fence? Does he have a hat? No matter your answer it's better than David's.

New episode drop! A limited edition vanilla birthday cake for those of you in the mood to get a little older, or at least those of you who love buttercream. Aaaaaand many more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

What do you know about Post Malone? Is he alive? Does he make music? Is he real? What is real? What is real to you, deal listener?

One flavor scientist in the history of Nabisco has ever been awarded the DFCR (Double Flavor Cookie Replacement) and nobody knows who they are. Tragic.

They're back, in our noses and in our hearts: the ever nostalgia-inducing Dunkaroo! At least that's what we think based on smelling these Oreos.

The Doughboy has been confirmed in a baking scheme that has cost the lives of countless other dough-people. Investigators cannot find any evidence, as they ate it all.

If you can't see all my squishy, delicious guts then do they really exist? How am I digesting food? HOW AM I BREATHING!?

A new episode is up and kicking! When life gives you Lemon...well, eat it and talk about it with friends. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

They have so much potential inside that little skeleton-bag, and yet here we are with only one flavor per purchase. Brutal.

We're close to David's birthday! Or at least we were when we recorded. But that doesn't matter to you, so celebrate!!!

David is out. Now it's Max and Will and lemon against the world.

Nobody on this podcast ingests cleaning products, but if food tasted like they smelled, we'd be having a different conversation.

It's not every day you invent a new Peabody and Sherman episode, but we've done it. Rocky and Bullwinkle will call any minute.

Experts argue about the proper way to eat a lemon, but we're pretty sure it's just slurping chunks off a dirty sidewalk. Pretty sure...

We do many things like they're going out of style. We are also out of style, so maybe everything we do is like it's going out of style?

Today we learn something about David that may change how we see him for all time. There's no going back.

Today we learn something about David that may change how we see him for all time. There's no going back.

How many graham cracker puns can David and Max fit into 30 seconds? More than you'd think, and a lot more than you'd want.

The invention of the s'more may have its roots in old-timey villainous con men. Or maybe not. But we hope it does.

Every marshmallow is infused with a sprinkling of mallow-dust, which is made by fairies who break into laboratories and jam the dust into all the shmallows.

My childhood was so blue. The sky, the ground, the fire, the furniture...all blue. And Grampi had that big logo he hung up every year.

If you're eating a S'mOreo you're economically in pretty good shape, at least according to Nabisco and their marketing department.

We want our ideas jammed into our mouths as quickly as is humanly (or mole-personly) possible. NOM NOM NOM!

Get me Oscar Isaac, Jacob Elordi, and Marty Feldman because we've got a whole new Frankenstein on our hands!

Once again we discuss how much grease really belongs in a cookie, and Max shows his obvious control of Italian dialects.

Al Gore said it was the internet, but we know better. It's really the easiest way to shoot cookies around the globe.

Hang taste-master, sell, you can't! Old flavor! Madness! Insanity!!!

Sometimes you just can't trust technology to do the job right. You can, however, always trust it to be funny when it screws up.

If we can get Timothee Chalamet to come back I think there's a future in our single cookie movie.

Max and David sniff the box. Nobody tastes the box. Get your mind out of the gutter!