I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.

Unforgiving Light. When the other half of the dyad is gone...

[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.] THIRD SENATOR Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files As full as thy report?

Somebody watched Be Right Back from Black Mirror and got inspired, so now we all have to suffer

ao3 is turning 16years old omg everyone say happy birthday

I swear. I don’t care if you watch or use porn. If you are in the Internet you need to support porn. Without porn most of the Internet you love wouldn’t have happened and wouldn’t be happening. Porn makes the wheels go round. Not that enough ppl pay for theirs but that’s a diff issue. (Cont)

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Speaking of journalists who know things, Andrew O’Hagen wrote this about Julian Assange in 2014. I thought about writing in to ask if he’d name the other hundreds of men so the 14-year-old girls of the world could have some warning. I didn’t, because I didn’t want to have my name in the paper.

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

Jack Dorsey is not to be trusted lmao

I don’t think Vine is actually a platform that can be revived – it was a very organic thing (in my memory anyway) and reboots are inherently inorganic.

you could not script a more perfect "who are white Republican women in a nutshell?" moment than Megyn Kelly - quite famously herself a victim of an older and more powerful man's sexual misconduct - doing the "TECHNICALLY he wasn't a 'pedophile' per se" routine with a perfectly straight face

actual feminists stood with the lady-ghouls of Fox News in their lawsuit because even evil women don't deserve to be sexually harassed in their evil workplaces and all women are harmed when we let that shit slide, but boy that experience sure didn't change any of them as people, did it

emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

Lots of the dumbest motherfuckers you know were ready to shoot up family restaurants because they thought Hillary Clinton and John Podesta were secretly trafficking children via pizza orders and Wayfair was shipping them in filing cabinets are gonna find any reason to not believe these emails.

New level of adulthood reached: Inviting people over for lunch and then rushing out to buy new towels before fluffing up the sofa cushions because we can't let people know we SIT!

This is what a Reform government will look like. It will collapse in months

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

I would like to point out as well that the Richard Montgomery was originally an American ship, and that just feels like a perfect metaphor for UK-US relations under Trump

NEWS: The UK is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal, sources familiar with the matter told CNN. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...

“It’s impossible to reboot Bond” says production team who decided Bond first got his licence to kill in the 21st Century, as Daniel Craig, then got incredibly old within two films and was being put out to pasture, but also had Sean Connery’s 1960s car. It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.

What I thought of in 20 seconds: Kid brought up in a totally different environment to the original Bond, maybe even raised by Spectre, becomes entangled with MI5, and then they have to realise who's the real bad guy, and they end up inheriting the title/codename of Bond

THE SOCK IS TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY DOLLARS. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Leonardo DiCaprio insisted you had to see both Inception and Shutter Island twice to really understand them because they were So Complex and Deep. Preferably while they were still in theatres. He had first dollar gross points (a chunk of the box office) as part of his salary on both those movies.

“New York Times conducts hostile interview with children’s education influencer questioning her recognition of comprehensively documented war crimes” is not a sentence I could have imagined a few years ago

Hey, yo. Joyce Carol Oates is dragging tech boys by their hair over on that weirdo app.

Downloaded Sims again since last playing it in 2021, and discovered that I managed to get Rey and Ben (from the Journey to Batuu pack) into my game and set them up in a house with a baby on the way. The biggest problem I’m encountering rn is that their Sims won’t stop flirting with each other lmaooo

🌙✨ Midnight Slumbers: Page 01 & 02 A teeny tiny sfw prequel to Warm <3 Sketches for 01 - 04 are already up on Patreon! Posting weekly during November ;)

So honored to wear art by incredible kids in Gaza. I told everyone their names, their stories and showed their pictures.

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Excuse me Disney,can i have my Reylo back??? #thehuntforbensolo #illustration #starwars

Frantically hiding that mega spider web post whenever I see it, because nope nope nope nope

quote something random from your phone

“Why are you banging your head against the wall?” asked Frog. “I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.

Just need everyone to Google the name "Rosalind Franklin" at this moment.

Call me controversial, but technology that leads vulnerable people into crisis and even holds their hand as they die by suicide should not be endorsed by schools and universities, we should not be giving discounted subscriptions to this monstrous tech to young people AT ALL

Abolish. Fire. Prosecute. This is the *moderate* position, by the way.

I am exhausted after that finale of Celebrity Traitors. And slightly in love with Joe Marler and Nick Mohammed

Alan Carr pulling the least action movie face possible in the face of an explosion <3 #CelebrityTraitors

Yesterday we happened upon an elderly man walking his pet giant tortoise. They stopped for a snack and let me take a photo.

29 years ago

Take me with you 🫀 man the chokehold this movie has on me #frankenstein

Dear America, this is more fun than waking up to all the baseball talk. Love, Europe.