I do not believe that anyone, by virtue of their profession, should be allowed to kill

Happy New Year everyone! Now that the holidays are over, I want to let you know that I have 2 #daggerheart games on @startplaying.bsky.social that both only need one more player to start! Each session is $25 but sliding scale is available upon request!

I handle medical records for my job and they have to be treated as sensitive, confidential information. Nothing gets left out where someone can see it. Paper records are securely shredded. Digital information has to be locked down. Do not, DO NOT feed your medical records into an AI.

I swear to god I saw someone in my apartment building wearing the scarf

Jumpscared by AEW references twice in two days Yesterday, someone was wearing the MJF scarf on the train Today, the Orange Cassidy entrance theme was playing at the gym

Neon babies. I like making these pokemon trios

Mega dragonite! ✨️ #art #pokemon

"Insurance helpline, how can I help?" "On my life insurance application there's a question about my child: Are they likely to become a protagonist?" "Do they have an unusual hair colour, or a special talent?" "Yes, pink hair, great at bowling, why?" "That increases the risk of a parent dying."

Trainer #2

It's dangerous to go alone! Take a chonk in these trying times 🏄 #pixelart #ドット絵 #pokemon

Streaming two days in a row? What are the odds?! I'm about to take on Team Aqua's hideout in Pokémon Sapphire. Come hang! www.twitch.tv/KyleWithAnN

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

*looks over at Schumer and Jeffries*

Time to dust this one off again

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

....in New York??? Why the fuck is that happening here? Kathy Hochul, Letitia James, and Mamdani all need to condemn this show trial

THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated. According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.

I don't have any major reading goals for this year, but I'm still going to post about the books I read in 2026 because I enjoyed doing it last year If you want full reviews, you can follow me on Storygraph, where I am also KyleWithAnN Thread 🧵

It's a chilly weekend, so let's hang out inside! I'm live with some more Pokémon Sapphire right now! www.twitch.tv/KyleWithAnN

The five virtues of a knight are honkyness, gruntitude, boy tiddy, yellow, and having that shit on.

don't Ever lose sight of the mission

FOLKS NEED TO REALIZE HOW HUGE THIS IS For the first time in modern Texas history, Dems have candidates running in every state and federal race on the 2026 ballot. That includes all congressional seats, every state House and state Senate race, plus statewide judicial and State Board of Education.

Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.

from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.

What's a book I can take to a silent book club meet up, where I know no one, and appear somewhat well-adjusted and pleasant to talk to?

Year of the chonk ⚡️ #pixelart #ドット絵 #pokemon

Becoming A Monster Part 1 of 3 #art Join my patreon to get this set and see how it's made ▶️https://www.patreon.com/c/yoshiyoshitani

I got a pint of soup and a piece of crusty bread for lunch, and I feel like the happiest medieval peasant right now

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

Been thinking about Chimecho

Trainer #1

2025 was a shitstorm of a year. The only bright spot is that my partner and I tied the knot 💍 I don't have a long list of resolutions this year, and I'm not going to quantify the goals. I just wanna become financially stable and play more video games 🫶

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

STREAMUARY RETURNS TOMORROW For the 9th year in a row I'm streaming every day in January! Highlights we'll be hitting: • Continuing Shadow of the Tomb Raider • Elden Ring Nightreign with friends • Participating in Distant Worlds 3 • Trying new games like BALL x PIT See you at twitch.tv/anarisis!

2025 was a shitstorm of a year. The only bright spot is that my partner and I tied the knot 💍 I don't have a long list of resolutions this year, and I'm not going to quantify the goals. I just wanna become financially stable and play more video games 🫶

🐶Growing up too fast

Here is a little mushroom person called Mushley.

your semi regular reminder that "unskilled labor" is a phrase made up by rich assholes to devalue whatever YOU are good at for the sole purpose of extracting more profit

THANK YOU 2025-!!! #デジモン #digimon #디지몬 #アプモン #Appmon #어플몬 #ドット絵 #Pixelart #픽셀아트

Lounged at the same pool as Zac Efron

I'm not going to start a new book with only two days left in the year, so I'm ending on 34! Fave fiction book I read this year: Babel by R.F. Kuang Fave nonfiction book: Buttermilk Graffiti by Edward Lee

Hey I'm Izzy. I'm a freelance illustrator on the US east coast specializing in character & creature design I wanna keep human-made art available at all budgets, and my work starts at 20 USD, so please contact me through my website if you're interested in some art 💀🗡️🌻 www.izzypetersart.com

❌️ mourning twt ✅️ treating jumping to bsky like prestiging in a roguelike

Skymin has such a good design! Another commission💕 #shaymin #pokemon #cafedot #aeroart #digitalart