Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

i havent completely forgotten about her i prommy

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

can you believe it guys, [Birthday], just [9 days] away! [Birthday] is in [9 days]! woohoo! i am so happy about this information.

larp stands for lesbian animal roleplay

It's amazing we're at the point where Zuckerberg can just lobby a movement to destroy the internet and tech as a whole solely to pocket a couple more dollars

Best thing about Moonchildposting is that it's a complete bsky exclusive. GTW posted the same vid on their twitter account and it got no motion, only we had the power to be his friend.

Childer-Moon

You remind me of the Child

getting one of those commission scammers from this is really funny but also Haha Damn :')

two of them

Moon Wars III: Re-friend of the Child

learning you can just Draw Bad had freed me

train subway announcer blown out speaker snare drum xylophone

important video please watch

uuughh i still wanna comm someone for some Eta ...

has anyone ever paused to question why the hell there's two Suggestive tags, with one that can only be applied by the automod

repost with extra stretch marks :) and because the dumbass automod tagged it wrong

repost with extra stretch marks :) and because the dumbass automod tagged it wrong

Being a bit computer literate I swear every scam alert feels like "SCAM ALERT: Do not give this person your credit card numbers!"

girl u can't be sitting on da ball like that [trade with @sonokido.bsky.social] #STARVENUS #VenturaCityDrifters

i. might repost that last thing with some fixes later, especially since bluesky fucking re-tagged it *completely incorrectly???*

ITS SO GOOD

one day of this and i’d start talking like barrett in ff7

made a payday mod

me before an MRI

what if her name was Ribbie and she was bald and miserable all the fucking time

MA'AM,

Pyro's voice turned out so good...... #TomodachiLife #TF2

MA'AM,

see you all next year for when i draw penis a single time yet again

ok but what if biko was a little spider. huh. what if she was a little itsy bitsy spider. what the fuck are you going to do huh.

septagram. *SEPTA*GRAM. it's a BASIC INSTRUCTION, you guys Suck at this cult thing

the Modern day equivalent of "it's just a prank bro" is game devs getting caught putting genAI images in their games and saying "it's just a placeholder bro"

Frostwalker II'

i remember making this back when shadow generations was coming out and everyone thought i was making fun of the level design being linear, when the actual joke was about all the trippy shit going on in that game

money day... i look forward to Not Spending Any Of It because i cannot find a single person to pay

from a drawpile with @geekydave.bsky.social !! #furry #furryart

look at my embodiment of evil bruh this universe is ASS