whose ass????

For your consideration #neopets

"While happy to be back home, the ordeal has left Liam [Conejo Ramos] traumatized ... [T]he 5-year-old has been waking up in the middle of the night crying, worried that his family is being separated all over again."

Editorial: Tell me Australia, which is worse: signing bombs or making anti-bomb signs? preview.mailerlite.io/emails/webvi...

girl come on you can't be dissociating on the dance floor you fucking dweeb (it's me im dweeb 😭)

📰 Official Announcement: the Tumblr CEO who nuked my beautiful spicy tumblr is now the CEO of the WaPo so my Twitch channel is now 🚀FORMALLY AT WAR🚀 with the Washington Post. An attack against "female presenting nipples" is an attack against us all Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

I love fiddling with my practice locks cause the make my hands smell like brass and steel and oil and it Literally the best smell!

It’s always the people you most suspect

OC comm, thanks!

Bat-kini 🖤🦇

*teleports you to the universe where everything in Mortal Chombat is spelled with 'CH' rather than 'K'*

I changed my mind #GuiltyGear #UniBuri #Bridget #Unika #Yuri #NTR #KabanArt #NSFWart

Note

the infamous worm question

"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."

I apologize for crashing out this morning. I have been Way too stressed and I haven't been dealing with it well.

"So what happened to you, soldier? Mortar? Landmine?" " *Sigh* ... I met this girl and... goddamn me... I fell in love."

So what happened today? I went to a protest as part of the volunteer group. I packed my first aid kit, grabbed my helmet and goggles, filled my water source, and put on my rain jacket. I brought the requested case of water and family snacks to the event.

Tea and cheese, with Iggy and Greb. #pixelart #twitch @iggymaid.bsky.social

Anyone following my stupid ass PLEASE vote Spelltag c'mon!!!

me whenever I forget to buy a $5 day pass

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

Hello Gordon

Without naming your job, tell us something you say over and over again at work. "That's not how colors work."

The glowup of all time

HEY Chapter 1 of Induction is now live on AO3, new readers should go take a look! archiveofourown.org/works/79094116 Will be posting weekly 'til it's all there!

Bringin back a classic

Good Smile Company Guilty Gear -Strive- figma Bridget.

Stop procrastinating and draw your partner!❤️ Drew my beloved @princessinyellow.bsky.social in her day to day form and her super bimbo state too (Don't worry she goes into this very powerful form only when necessary)

tewwawia update: nearly free

prequel to Milo goes to therapy

gorp?!

can't stop thinking about this local street art i stumbled across today

Creature Kitchen exceeded my expectations! It's actually really magical and gets better as it goes. It's a little creepy but not scary, a good level of cozy, funny at times, and just all-around charming store.steampowered.com/app/3097300/...

hey check this out

blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style

Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies

Check the words. Check the time stamps. Fucking clown shit.

so are they gonna ban female-presenting nipple from The Washington Post now too, on top of everything else?

Don't get it twisted y'all its not about the individual politician (who may support everything the administration is doing, especially in/re children's concentration camps and genocide) Its not about you, who may be hurt by specific policies they support Its about the team, that's all that matters

Here's his cake. Its pretty cute.

My nephew got into Fortnite recently, so for his birthday his parents hung this up and it made me laugh a lot

Fucking mad libs headlines are getting out of control

O: A bnuy?! In my TV Screen?! Playin ELITE!? It's more likely than you think! :D [🔴LIVE] with #EliteDangerous on Bnuy.gay ^,Y,^💜 #EnVtuber

Today's the day. 🦨

The family learns a new word

Look, if you @ me alongside a list of people I don't even know to get me to look at your post or guilt me into donating to you, first off, fuck you. Second, I am blocking you. Outright. If I don't know you or follow you, why would you fuckin tag me?

[Commission] Void Kong makes a Wish to Galactic Nova

BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED STRETCH CHECK. today is Saturday. everyone do your stretchies. 💪🤖

THIS BACK BRACE RULES ive been wearing it ~2 hours, really helps w my posture !! (so far spine pain too while i was sitting up) it even partially corrects my misaligned hips, by pulling in my stomach how im supposed to!