By throwing I mean donating to a charity shop etc etc.

I’m clearing the loft. Crates with old books and dvds. What are we all doing with this stuff? Keeping? Throwing? We don’t own a dvd player!

Emptied out a bag to take to the lakes yesterday and found this from a March trip. Thanks @jamiesmart.bsky.social for teaching us how to draw a hairy bum… 😂

I miss the lakes already! This temp has been clocked on the way home. For the US followers, 35c roughly translates as flipping roasting hot.

Heatwave tip. Don’t work. Leave London, head to nearest lake or coast. Sorry not sorry.

Good morning Spurs fans. And what a gorgeous one it is. COYS.

That actually feels better than winning this terrible league. Something I personally wouldn’t lower myself to

KINSKY!!!!!!!!

I’m so pleased I’ve had you lot around me this season. Game is stressful, open bluesky and there you all are. Thanks gang. COYS.

That’s more like it. COYS

Love you Porro.

That’s more like it. COYS

South stand. Earn your keep, belt some bloody songs out.

I think I preferred it when the game wasn’t playing. COYS.

My son’s gone to his room. “I can’t be down there mummy, i just wanted a relaxing time”. He doesn’t care about Spurs. It’s just the vibes (noise) coming off me. COYS

Spence high up the pitch is outstanding. Keep him there. Bale ii.

COYS

Charlton Lido to try and expel some nervous energy. Please tell me this is as close as we’ll get to Charlton Athletic for a while. COYS

Today is not the day to give crap journalists air time. It’s a day to focus on our club, our fans, our team, our atmosphere. Positive. Together. Remind them how good they are. Not have been, not will be. But are today, in this moment. Wherever you’re watching, give it everything. COYS.

A beautiful day in Clissold Park followed by some Gokyuzu magic on Green lanes. Flipping love North London.

Reading a @uclalibrary.bsky.social piece on the impact of AI. Some shocking info: AI today uses more freshwater than the world’s entire bottled water industry. It’s estimated that by 2034 AI data centres will use more energy than the whole of India. Yes, more than 1.4 billion people. 1/2

So what happens when Reform take over your local council? This. #KentCountyCouncil

Testing a Brompton for a month to see if I’d use it. Today was the first proper day in town. I’m in love. So quick to fold, fairly light, and a lot of fun at the other end. Zipping around St Pancras and Bloomsbury in the sunshine, then folding in seconds and popping on a train. Enjoyed that.

I learnt today that Great Ormond Street Hospital Charity ventilation system takes the ‘hospital smell’ out of the wards. So it smells like a ‘normal’ place. "The moment I walked in it smelt different, I knew this would be a hospital I might actually leave again”. 1/2

This time last year. 😢

Careful what you wish for. What we’d give for this guy right now. Whatever he’s doing at Palace, he’d walk into our 11 last night. Add ‘selling him 5 weeks before sacking the manager while every winger was injured’ to the list of idiotic reasons we’re in this mess.

My daughter enjoys netball. As a treat we’re going with her team to watch London Pulse netball play on Sunday. Where the venue you might ask? The copper box. Stratford Olympic Park. Sunday. 5pm. Oh god.

On the bright side, Johan Lange didn’t panic in January.

Going to be another one added to this isn’t there. Arsenal 1 - 0 Burnley PGMOL ruled that VAR should have sent Havertz off…

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It’s much nicer watching someone else get spanked by the toon.

What. How is that not a pen!?

Love living in a multicultural city. I grew up in a small, homogeneous Essex village, and I would not go back there for anything. I love the energy, the vibrance, and the community I've lived in for 26 years & genuinely feel sorry for small-minded people who can't see life beyond a St George's flag.

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Let it be clear: you are wanted here.

They missed their EDL march for this?

The Aardman exhibition at the V&A children’s museum is amazing. Tactile, interesting, playful, informative, entertaining. Behind the scenes gold.

That was a hard watch. Weird and tense atmosphere, I guess to be expected. Leeds offered nowt, one silly decision away from all three points. We go again. COYS

COYS ✊

VAR this season. What a joke.

Hmmm. Didn’t like that feeling. Decided I’ll take a draw.

In case you were wondering how you felt about the game. That Raya moment settled it. 🤢

This kind of crap from the BoD really undermines those of us who are trying to push against antisemitism across the political spectrum. Infuriating.

Nigel Farage took £75 to say “Is it the Bilderbergers that are running the world? You know, there are many, many other theories. It could be the Masons. Some think it’s the Rothschilds. Maybe it’s George Soros. I don’t know. What I do know is actually I don’t think any of it is a conspiracy theory”

Absolute disgrace that Nigel Farage is invited to speak at an antisemitism rally. Letter from British Jews objecting has received a few thousand signatures in a few hours.

How many reform councillors were forced to step down after pro Nazi, antisemitic posts were found? Reform are not a safe party for any minority. They will not make Jews feel safer in the UK. Whatever their race baiting grifter millionaire founder says.

I’m a sucker for a farmers market. Anytime. Anywhere. Love them. SE18 looking glorious today.

BRITAIN and REFORM UK sitting in a tree, please K I L L M E.