i've worked at several doctors offices and unfortunately policy has to be annoying as fuck because otherwise people will move, change their phone number, and get several major surgeries, and then tell you to your face that nothing has changed since their last visit

OPEN THE SILO DOOR THIS IS MY RESEARCH FACILITY

Hey this looks bad! We all have tailored our image posts specifically around the 4 image tile format. Now when you look at my page you get a super different vibe than you used to. This is going to ruin so many posts retroactively.

there’s a pokemon game that plays like tekken made by the tekken devs themselves and people decided not to really care about it all that much for some reason

I thought stroke meant I was jerking off so I punched the nurse but it’s something totally differ’nt

there should be something stronger than a block on this website. you should be able to send someone for a psych evaluation

alt text is great, even when images are working

Correct.

I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an extremely cute model of a decorative baby penguin that appears only outside the playable area and is never seen up close. Below is a detailed view of the model to appreciate the penguin.

NASA and Mamdani are proving that Americans are desperate to see their money spent in ways they feel good about. This, however, is not the same thing as simply spending the money on things we would feel good about but never know happened. People need to be able to see it.

“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates literally to something like "save yourself who's able/can" and roughly equates to “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation/stampede. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

remember when celebrities seemingly randomly started coming out talking about how much they loved NFTs and thought it was super valuable and the future?

trying to post through it rn

Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.

it's never fun being up all night trying to keep systems online, but it is great to see co-workers shine and just bulldoze through it. we are not fully out of the woods on this incident, and it will probably be a while before there is any sort of post-mortem. but not, it's not from vibe coding.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Catino Town Kickstarter launches May 5th! :O

people "have money", in that they have income. but the number of people seriously burdened by their rent is the highest it's ever been. the cost of living is so much worse than it was a decade or two ago. I know multiple people making the most money they've ever made who are barely hanging on.

happy 18th birthday to "come to brazil"

this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

my coworker was watching me talk to my favorite fish while he wagged his tail like a puppy because he was excited that I was coming to feed him, and she just looked at me and said "I have never seen anything like this in my life"

Bluesky is broken, post Soviet Mario

This is the first website built entirely on the purity of the user's soul. I'm having no trouble accessing it. If you are then you must look within

THE NUTELLA HAS COME LOOSE

I know "humans create non-human sapience but do not give it love so it becomes an antagonist" is one of those perennial sci-fi tropes, but I just can't fully take it seriously. Humans will pack bond with anything. Chatbots are literally non-sapient mimicry apps and humans still try to bond with them

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

'Hotel Mario' released on this day in 1994. Developed by Philips' Fantasy Factory as part of a licensing arrangement with Nintendo; Hotel Mario has since become infamous for its animated cutscenes, and gameplay inconsistent with player expectations for a Mario game.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

If someone claiming to be a biologist hawks genAI and then refuses to acknowledge/discuss the environmental impacts, I'm inclined to think that everything they say going forward is propaganda and bunk. You have sold out on the literal EARTH! I wouldn't trust such a person to tell me what time it is.

There are furry artists that are so skilled and talented that I’ll be like, “Wow, what a masterful command of form, texture, space, color, and light,” completely forgetting that I am, in fact, probably looking at the horniest thing anyone has ever seen in the history of mankind

The Heroine of the story. Will recover your HPs when you ASK. #deltarune

Hello. A new keychain is knocking at the door: www.fangamer.com/collections/...

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I know it's april fools day but I can't emphasize enough how much I need everybody to not fuck around today

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

just gonna keep bumping this when necessary because I cannot personally make anything this large

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

Making a popular show is crazy cuz you can explicitly set certain things up through clues and symbolism and there will be people who are like "I see all that, and I'm acknowledging that I see all that... Anyway my theory is that the opposite is true. ☝️😀"

There should be a button on every Zillow rental listing that lets you send the landlord to jail

If you use GitHub (especially if you pay for it!!) consider doing this *immediately* Settings -> Privacy -> Disallow GitHub to train their models on your code. GitHub opted *everyone* into training. No matter if you pay for the service (like I do). WTH github.com/settings/cop...

this shit is so ass they lied and we can't even really opt out, I have no way of turning this off their "solution" to hiding your products from ai channels functionally makes your products also invisible to SEO