Lol, dino balloon has a peenie

When u haven't been on a date in awhile and u gotta clean out the nutbunnies

Someone pocket sanded me now I'm like Jean-Luc Picard from Blood Sport gotta fight blind

Axe! You... are... a... toy! #dota2

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

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Sorry lady who stayed logged into this Yogi Bear Jellystone cabin with her YouTube with all the hateful fearmongering Tucker Carlson JRE Nancy Grace subscription suite. I'm sure my son clicking thru it to play "Michael Quest III (flash animation trilogy) on repeat 15 times is gonna fuck your algo.

mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain

Hell yeah cross over them OCs yacht club

Obsessed with this goose that just rested its head on its back and stared at me head on as soon as I sat down.

What does it mean if buying isn't owning, everyone?

we need to bring back this fucking thing

HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP

Bitch we was there. Stop memory holing things from 2 years ago

This snippet made me so mad I had to model a flower pot about it.

We are here ⤵️

Splurged to give my son an above-our-class summer camp experience. Frankly unsettled by the amount of trad wives arriving at drop off at 9:00 in the morning in sundresses. Wearing any other fetish gear out in public would have the cops called on you.

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just that bitch alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward

I respect the image choice here so deeply

Mann Vs. Machine from TF2 confirmed for Dota.

Voices just cracked Hogwart's Legacy, if you're looking to have an ethical way to enjoy works associated with JK Rowling.

>:)

Garffeld

This isn't a joke, it's not hyperbole, this is what they actually said - and GN mentioned the same is happening to companies like G. Skill who have been selling RAM to consumers for *decades*

FUCK

Looking for a modern walkthru is very Dead Internet. - remnant of a failed journalism site -[windows movie maker intro] "What's up guys it's xxxButtFart420xxx" - endlessly scrolling thru a weird Longplay. Can't see how anyone can remember The Old Times and speak positively about GenAI

“Two Twi’leks at the same time”

Can't stop thinking about this game.

This guy is like Frog Detective if he could wear a hat.

Last time I was at the store with my parents, we were looking at novelty socks and my mom picked these up and said quietly, "Undertale?"

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif

The boy's first fishing boat experience. Not so much more than a few nibbles, but I found a cool croc charm on the dock so the day wasn't a total bust.

DA SYSTEM,,, - dashare.zone ADMIN

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

Roosevelt: Bull Moose Trump: Bull Shit. Look at this bonkers Sanewashing attempt. Conflating one person's exercise with another person's corruption is the biggest False Equivalency since "Obama gave money to Iran too." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Reflecting Pool full of Brawndo.

Know retro? Know news? Time Extension is hiring a news editor:

That's the way my "pips" come to rest too, Dominos.

r/bestof thread has got me poring over scholarly papers because the "man shall not lie with man as woman" bit in Leviticus is not settled translation, a real "man door hand hook car door" of a sentence, and it could've just meant "Girlie, don't hump your man on your roommate's bed bc that's nasty"