getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

Sci Fi concept: Humans make contact with a Alien Race. They smell DELICIOUS. Like SO temptingly good. integration goes well, until some lower government official up and eats an alien. We go to war. we end up hunting them to extinction.

Rewrite of Master and Commander 2003, the same until the emotional scene where Crowe won't let Bettany on Galapagos to find new species of animals and the Cabin Boy finds a beetle to console him. The beetle is radioactive. it Bites bettany. it bites Crowe. They become: Master and Commander!

So hey @npr.org "A virus doesn't care if you are a Democrat or Republican. But it doesn't help when it gets over politicized ON EITHER SIDE" (Emphasis mine) How has a Democrat EVER overpoliticized vaccination? Has funding been threatened for non-vaccinated groups? Help me understand.

As a father who curses on occasion, it is hard to describe to my children the line where it is appropriate for a curse to be used to add meaning and impact to a situation. I can't think of a better use of a casual swear.

This is what gaming is all about

When the tweet is JUST RIGHT

I been theorycrafting Leadership builds in BALLxPIT. You'd think I was a Neonatal Urologist, the way I'm learning about how Baby Balls work.

Incorporating this @hankgreen.bsky.social video about gross fish into my core values. 80% of people I meet love my weird irreverent non-self-serious humor. But by trying to appeal to the other 20%, I'm stopping the winning I was doing having fun with the rest. Big thinks. youtu.be/wR9MilgXEm0?...

The debate with the Movie Boix was "did even fancy restaurants suck shit in the 1930s?" I came to the conclusion, "yes, but it was still edible, healthy and a special treat from the edible, healthy, mundane 1930s meal."

When you go Manta Style but you realize pretty quick you should've went MKB instead (starring @gmcfosho.bsky.social )

Prince Andrew looks strikingly like my brother so looking at the news and reddit today ive been flash banged like 4 different times already

No context given, No context needed.

when you sucked all game but still get on the 'runner up' slot on the MVP screen:

2026 basically

@npr.org Most Americans think Tkachuk stinks - not because he "likes to trash talk and fight," we just can't stand the smell of Trump dick on his breath. Matthew: "being one of the *Few* Americans who love this country so much, [visiting Trump] is an incredible day" www.npr.org/2026/02/18/n...

"Hey guys hope you're ready for today's Case Opening Stream, hoping for reds, but we're overdue for a gold!

Man according to this I should have a bazillion followers reading my posts about the quality and quantity of my poops and how my ankles hurt

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

yeah i'm going to be real, i think the steam machine is kind of toast at this point.

Turns out when you make a name for yourself by self deprecating in your videos, people who take the game seriously (but are still chill!) are hesitant to want to play with you :( so I'm calibrating, it's been 8 years so its looking like it'll take no joke 80 matches. started archon2, now legend 3 !

An underappreciated skill to have in the modern day is tricking the algo. I got the algo so shook it thinks I'm into welding Weldin!? More like "well then," I guess I'll pop another hazelnut filled beignet into my mouth

Happy Valentine’s Day from Breaking Bad star Dean Norris

visited the Wagamama stream and we was discussing how complex the bird hero is and they OFFERED ME A FUCKIN SPREADSHEET for Kez www.twitch.tv/wagamamatv/c... Here it is the spreadsheet LOL docs.google.com/spreadsheets... it's got like 10 different tabs

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

When do we get queue time trivia back?

"Wake up buddy" yeah I wish you'd wake up and talk to me again I miss you so much Hank Schrader

Shoegaze band named "Scrotal Anecdotes"

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

Sometimes I get a stroke of genius out of my terrible dreams and I have a notepad by my bedside to write down my Nightmare Secrets But then I wake up in the morning to shit like " Invent Ham Hats? "

Turns out RGG loves Yakuza EXACTLY as little as Ark loves River City Ransom 😔

To reiterate, this is about Congo (1995), the movie centering around the life and times of Amy The Monkey With A Power Glove So She Can Talk

No one can beat my one-two punch of crappy movies I took my wife to when we were first dating. Our 1st date? Swim Fan 5 mo. later? The Number 23. I'll never forget the latter - the dog is shown during the killer reveal climax, my Filipina MIL shouts in the theater "O YES. IT COULD BE THE DOG"

at ~6:10 today Skeletor "Boo" passed away, complications of anesthesia. He hitched a ride home under our car, and then never stopped choosing us. He was a stalwart protector of his Human and Dog siblings. He was so very loved, and helping my children grieve him is the hardest thing i've ever done.

Boo is under anesthesia fixing a UTI blockage. Just two days ago he was watching Dota with me. Pet your pets if you've got pets to pet.

Posted in October - "Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users" arstechnica.com/security/202...

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

So yeah if its not clear i'm back to playing dota. I'm lucky enough to get to play with EOSIN YES THAT EOSIN THE ZEPHYR ONE! @eosinn.bsky.social check us out I play witch doctor or lich or then i panic www.twitch.tv/eosintrash

Me when playing dota with my friends and seeing their dope plays:

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

gotta catch 'em all

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

i need an emotional support perogi

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

The acrid look of pitiful shame my geriatric dog has on his face as I clean up his accidents that happened while I was away just cut to the bone. I just want to grab him up and make him understand - he didn't fail me. I failed *him.*

Figuring out how to do this but for dota