Oh HELL yes. I literally have a diary next to my computer where I write down the games that my son and I play together. This seems to replicate that.

doing this makes you a sovereign citizen.

Blue sky literally exists as a platform because Twitter owner did a Nazi salute and pushed Nazi haters off the platform. If I was dumb enough to get a tattoo with so little research I did not realize it was a Nazi tattoo, I wouldn't wait to have it removed - I would burn it off of my body.

Whether it’s Bill Clinton letting a donor sleep in the Lincoln bedroom or Donald Trump completely demolishing the east wing of the White House, neither president showed proper respect for our nation’s most sacred building.

@npr.org why is the onus on the left to humanize their political opponent, when the right is taking Great lengths to dehumanize the left? Generating AI dookie jet drops? Calling them animals? Authorizing violence against them? I'm honestly so so tired of being the bigger person.

Publix offbrand soda tastes like you're drinking an old man (positive)

Too late. I have already depicted you as the protestor getting dookied on and me as the king flying the dookie jet.

There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI. 1. I've had it shoved down my throat 5 years. I've seen my artist friends lose work. I don't think it's worth the pollution. AI sucks. 2. I have a financial stake in AI. Holy cow, I hope it succeeds. #1 has lower barriers to entry.

Women don't like the vehicle

Second most impactful time in my life I've heard the phrase "it's really gross Ugh Especially from this angle where you can just really admire the length of it"

Deep in the article, there are quotes from young liberal staffers too. There is a problem with inflammatory rhetoric on both sides.

classic trump deal. start with the team getting 10, break it so the team gets 3, negotiate to get the team back up to 8 but you get 1 for yourself at your team's expense. then talk all about how it was 3 under the last guy.

Can't suss out if the Spiderman marketing budget is like a kajillion dollars or if the algo thinks I'm into capeshit bc I am back into MTG

If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine

One thing in cyberpunk that i feel they really get wrong is the fact that nobody is constantly celebrating some sort of holiday with holiday themed parts on their body

Another lovely Normal October Morning with the Normal October Bees out pollinating the Normal October Wild Strawberries!

Nice, just the messages app incorrectly correcting my already correct, if old, grammar.

Big ant going over a small ant ant hill be like "What is this an ant hill for ants!?"

My mans is mad bc everyone knows bush did 9/11 so he's trying to steal some valor

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There are two types of people in the world. Those who categorize people as "Type A" or "Type B" And those who categorize people as "Adam Sandler" or "Tactics Ogre"

heee heee he got tiny leg

When Alt+F4 doesn't immediately close the program:

I think I will take the bus to today's Mariners game...

No one else has clocked him. But Maggie knows.

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

Save the cheerleader save the world.

when I exfoliate my groddy feet and it's such a difference I feel like I can run faster: youtu.be/3mYHRrH_NYg?...

Is ANYONE out there getting consistently good results from AI? I mean yes I spelled it wrong but it knows to include "burnish" BUT doesn't know to not incorrectly chastise me for not saying varnish ?? Truly awful product.

Hey cool I bought the asshole jacket now I can be an asshole

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Reading the dark forest (2008) and it was oddly prescient of Cixin Liu to have a small group of incredibly powerful men given infinite resources to help humanity, all wasted on personal, misanthropic and misguided projects. Now in 2025 we got AI guys doing pretty much the same thing

Man I'm really glad Crocs survived the Mario Batali debacle

My dad was 40 when I was borned. I'm 40 now. if my wife poop out a baby rn I would fuckin die

The words "enjoy in moderation" might as well be "levitate thru space" In how I am unable to complete this task

Like no you don't get it GUNS DONT WORK IN THE WATER. YOU GOTTA GET IN CLOSE it's like Dune Rules And blood is getting in the water and clouding shit THEN THE SHARKS GONNA COME

AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations”

How old am I? I remember a time before chocolate being the default at the bottom of ice cream cones.

ALSO IT GOT THAT SHIT THAT KILLED SHINZO ABE

Diablo Stole font from DEMOLITION MAN!?

Legend has it they died of "suckon"

I follow this account here & when Jom tries to slip in anything political (my pet theory is he slips these in bc he's open to entering Trump's griftosphere) I go to Twitter and check comments They're all negative of Trump and Jom for making them see Trump Everybody hates Trump, even Twitter users

Balan Wonderland ass skweets Bluefacts.app

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

Mfw I've turned the last food into money and turns out I can't eat money :