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Aging gentleman of leisure shaking my fist at clouds.
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Liam Nissanâą
about 17 hours ago
So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions
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Durrell
3 days ago
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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Merriam-Webster
8 days ago
Merriam-Websterâs human editors have chosen âslopâ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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My weekly post wondering how Bubba Ventrone still has a job.
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A friend of mine acquired a bottle of Stagg for me and wow is it delicious.
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This objectively hilarious but also depressing. Everyone up the chain of command should be prosecuted.
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Nicholas Kaufmann
11 days ago
Another AI nightmare, this time a Kindle feature called "Ask This Book," which answers your questions about a book while you're reading it. The only way the AI would know how to answer those questions is if the book was "fed" to the program, likely illegally, without permission or compensation.
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New Kindle feature offers instant spoiler-free answers to questions about your books
âAsk this Bookâ is now available on the Kindle iOS app in the U.S. for thousands of English-language books.
https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/books-and-authors/kindle-recaps-feature-ebook-series-refreshers
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Can anyone explain the appeal of Stephen A Smith? I mean clearly ESPN thinks heâs brings something to the table but Iâll be damned if I can figure it out.
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Tom Brady channeling Walter Sobchek this morning.
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David M. Perry
24 days ago
This essay has already generated more hate mail than anything else I've written from the Star Tribune. Which is, I think, telling ... though I'm not sure of what.
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The Old Tech Writer
27 days ago
This is good! This is really good! Read this. Thanks,
@dennycarter.bsky.social
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They Banned Woke And Suzy Still Canât Read
Far-right school board officials are finding out the hard way that the political pendulum has swung
https://badfaithtimes.com/they-banned-woke-and-suzy-still-cant-read/
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Seth Cotlar
25 days ago
Iâm starting to get the sense that it was a bad idea to put a deeply insecure, sexual assaulting Fox News host with a drinking problem and a crusader tattoo who said he was into war crimes in charge of the military.
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A friend of mine pointed out that Jack White looks like Grima Wormtongue and now I canât unsee it.
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James R (Randy) Fromm
28 days ago
Trump is âthe most openly corrupt president in American history.â Letâs all put Rutger Bregmanâs words out there, seeing as how the BBC will not ⊠on advice of counsel.
bsky.app/profile/rutg...
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Captain Mark Kelly
29 days ago
I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired. If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it wonât work. Iâve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.
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Lupita Nihongo
30 days ago
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & thatâs when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Ro Khanna
about 1 month ago
Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you canât lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
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The Onion
about 2 months ago
Mike Johnson: âMy Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poorâ
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Joe DeLong
2 months ago
Powerful sign at No Kings in Cleveland
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Thursdayâs have quietly become drink myself happy night.
3 months ago
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Anna Bower
3 months ago
âThe Gang Investigates an Assassinationâ
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J. Emory Parker đłïžâđ
5 months ago
âGPT-5 is the first time that it feels like talking to an expert in any topic â a Ph.D.-level expert,â OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said.
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A Christmas Skoryy
6 months ago
Tom Cruise right now
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Peter Hart
10 months ago
Let battle commence: the first part of our epic account of the Battle of Waterloo, 18 June 1815. How can you not want to visit the site after hearing this We keep going back - it is history made flesh. Please share - and thanks for all your support!
open.spotify.com/episode/7F1u...
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SPECIAL: Waterloo - The Battle, Part 1
Pete & Gary's Military History · Episode
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7F1uzW1DISYdVScm9vgukR?si=ff1974f23af04ecf
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Donât Have To Apologize For Being Popehat Anymore
10 months ago
Iâm just saying whoever taught the Animate Dead spell to the Trump administration has some things to answer for
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The Onion
11 months ago
Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
WASHINGTONâSaying he was just more deadweight hampering the executive branchâs ability to function efficiently, Elon Musk confirmed Monday that he had offered himself $10 billion to resign from his position as head of President Trumpâs Department of Government Efficiency. âLike many other federal employees, I too have been presented with a buyout option as part [âŠ]
https://theonion.com/elon-musk-offers-self-10-billion-federal-buyout/
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The Onion
11 months ago
Trump Dehumanizes Migrants By Referring To Them As Dons And Erics
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I feel this for sure.
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11 months ago
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David Noll
12 months ago
virtue signalling would be if you made a public display of it, leaving his sites is just virtue
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Jack Bernhardt
12 months ago
I will respect you a thousand times more if you spend literally 30 seconds on MS paint making a stickman meme than if you use AI
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Amy Ash
12 months ago
your mentions when you post about fun
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Jonathan Slater
about 1 year ago
I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.
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brasidas
about 1 year ago
âCrypto Investing for Dummiesâ seems tautological.
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If there anything about crypto in your bio, youâre getting blocked. Iâm not interested in your beanie babies for tech bros.
about 1 year ago
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Kelsey Atherton
about 1 year ago
In the American Christmas Carol, the ghost of lost christmases shows up with a silencer
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Itâs nice to see that Americans are capable of coming together over contempt for the existing for profit healthcare system.
about 1 year ago
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Watching the parade and seeing whatâs happened to county music. . .Johnny Cash must be rolling in his grave.
about 1 year ago
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Weâll see how long this last but this place is so much better for my mental health than the bad place.
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Katie Mack
about 1 year ago
If youâre American and eligible to vote then that is a very small and usually relatively easy thing you can do to materially reduce the prospects for advancement of Early Career Hitler and anyone who tries to convince you not to do it for whatever reason can be safely ignored
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There is a zero percent chance this is real. HOAâs donât said letters without the name of said HOA plastered all over it for one thing. . .
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about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Nature Portfolio
about 1 year ago
Scaling up and shaping up large language models increased their tendency to provide sensible yet incorrect answers at difficulty levels humans cannot supervise, highlighting the need for a shift in AI design towards reliability, according to a paper in Nature.
go.nature.com/4eCAnis
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Few things as humbling as a grown adult sitting in the waiting room for guitar lessons with all the moms and little kids. Especially since most of the kids are better than me.
about 1 year ago
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Deshaun Watson isnât just a terrible person, heâs also terrible at football.
over 1 year ago
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Lia
over 1 year ago
A periodic reminder that if you can't afford a book the library does buy books, and sometimes we even buy hundreds of copies of one book. Checking out books from your local library supports authors, which means they get paid and can write more great books!
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jon christmas đ
over 1 year ago
computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product
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