Whoopsy 😬

In Philadelphia and beyond, families are struggling to afford the rising cost of gas, groceries, and utilities. And what’s Trump focused on right now? Printing a $250 bill with his face on it.

Remember: You can't spell Scandal without NDA

Dear media: framing E Jean Carroll as an 'accuser' is misogynist and rape culture. She won. She proved her case. The correct framings is 'sexual abuser/rapist seeks to further abuse the woman he raped.' Internalized misogyny in the media is still very much a thing.

A source at an Atlanta Midtown hotel tells 11Alive News that they projected $600,000 in #WorldCup revenue for June. As of May 27, the employee tells Chase that they only have $13,000 in reservations for that month. #FIFA #TrumpEconomy

Ken Paxton’s ”corruption is also making Texans less safe. Just this week, Ken Paxton released Adam Hoffman — a self-admitted child sex abuser — from jail after one of Paxton’s wealthy lawyer friends got involved in the case.” jamestalarico.substack.com/p/meet-our-o...

Listen, I was born poor and rural. My high school mascot was a literal hillbilly. I understand white trash culture. I can say with complete confidence that this is white trash culture. 

@forbes.com Don't recall you running any articles calling out the vile posts of the WH staff.

MacFarlane: A whopper of a court filing just now from about three dozen retired former federal judges asking a court to stop this slush fund from proceeding and calling into question whether Trump and his own Department of Justice and IRS colluded to deceive the court

I would like to report a murder.

Just a few weeks after Yahoo Sports announced it was aggregating news reports from some business-focused blogs — including a few that use ChatGPT to write articles — the website is now issuing pink slips to journalists who produce original reporting. [Front Office Sports]

Meanwhile, more on the shitweaselry within the NSF. For unexplained reasons they've put all grants to Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Duke on hold.

Donald Trump is sending the Justice Department after a woman he raped.

Oh look, SpaceX has been awarded a $2.29 billion contract from the US Space Force for space data network development. #FuckOffEverything #collapse

What a disgrace. Says it all, really. 😕🇺🇸

Markwayne Mullin looked at 300 starving people in U.S. custody & said they just want “their ethnic food” & can go back to their country to get it. Worms in the food. Cancer patients denied meds. A senator pepper-sprayed at the gate. Mullin’s diagnosis: wrong ethnicity. He’s a racist pig.

He also is an adulterer, liar, and swindler who is forcing “Christian values” on us Texans of all backgrounds.

Paxton only returned the stolen pen after the courthouse security cameras showed he was the one who took it.

Sen. Warner on the war in Iran: "I don't think any of the president's objectives when he started this war of choice are going to be met…But however we can end this, I don't know how we come out in a better situation than we were before this war started."

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

Another private slush fund

Kean has insisted he’s still running for re-election despite an undisclosed health condition that’s kept him absent from Washington.

We have a president who took the nation into a war for reasons he cannot fully articulate, without a strategy for how to respond if Iran did the expected and closed the Strait of Hormuz, and without an exit strategy if Iran doesn’t surrender. Reminder that Congress can step up and stop this.

I want a future where I can pay to punch Sam Altman, on a sliding scale depending on how hard and where

Circumcision Tylenol

When he’s right, he’s right.

elon musk and a 20 year old who goes by "bigballs" sold your social security number for personal profit, which is one reason why scams are rising exponentially, and if we had an opposition party, they would be messaging with it

NEW: She Faced a Life-Threatening Miscarriage. Under Arkansas’ Abortion Ban, Even Calls to the Governor’s Office Didn’t Help. Emily Waldorf’s case shows how abortion bans have left hospital lawyers, not doctors, deciding who gets care — and how lawmakers and regulators have failed to change that.

Nothing to see here, just the son of the President marrying the daughter of the accountant of a notorious child sex trafficker who was best friends with the groom's father. Oh, wait, you didn't know Junior's current new wife is the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant?

Our government telling an adversary to disregard the President's social media posts because they're not real and are intended for promotional purposes and US media consumption, says it all. Holy fuck.

Agreed. And most of them lack the analytical capacity to understand what is happening. A large part of our population has been politically infantilized.

Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons: 1) stay out of jail 2) exact revenge on his enemies 3) line his pockets Everything else he says is bullshit.

Hassett: "The thing I've seen is that while people have been spending more money at gas stations, they've been spending more money on everything else, which means they're still very very optimistic about the state of the economy" (Consumer sentiment is actually at an all time low ... )

What kind of absolute... These people are complete morons

Imagine that

“I did that!”

MacFarlane: I think the pope is also channeling the voices of any number of young people who are petrified of this, dispirited by this, worried about what this means for their future. Pretty silent on the home front from political leaders here. It’s nice to see the pope talking about it.

Don’t you remember? Dershowitz admitted to a massage; but it’s okay. He kept his tightly whities on.

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

For a growing number of rich Americans, holding multiple citizenships and residencies is an insurance policy against economic and political uncertainty in the U.S.

BREAKING: Adam Hoffman has been released from jail for "good behavior." Hoffman is the Waco, TX attorney who faced life without parole for repeatedly raping a young boy, until Texas AG Ken Paxton offered him 1 day in jail and no need to register as a sex offender.

Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.

Data centres 🤮🔪

“What’s Nashville have that we ain’t got in Seattle?” New Jim Crow, strict abortion ban, union-busting, low wages, unchecked poverty, and gun deaths in spades. Just what Starbucks was looking for, John Burbank opines. Op-ed by John Burbank: www.theurbanist.org/op-ed-starbu...

Rhodes: What have we learned? These Iranian drones that you can make in your garage have hit our bases, have hit our Gulf Arab allies. An aircraft carrier cannot stop a speedboat from closing the Strait of Hormuz.

Top 5 Horror Movies.

It's been over six months now and they still haven't fully released the Epstein files as required by law because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."

Just saying…