The only downside to chorizo dip is it doesn't reheat well so I have to eat it all which leaves no room in my belly for the actual meal 😂 at least I have some tasty pollo ranchero to reheat tomorrow!

Husband has an early day today and his paycheck was larger than expected so we're doing a belated bday lunch and I'm about to FUCK UP some chorizo dip

Confession time! I don't actually know my weight, because The Scale is a vile thing that exists only to make me feel bad. I know I'm bigger than my smallest and smaller than my biggest, which puts me SOMEWHERE in the 180-200 range. Beyond that idgaf as long as I don't get bigger.

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

Post the last 4 games you played!

Devil Wears Prada is husbands fav movie and he just realized 2 is coming out the day before his bday.

I underestimated the amount of potato and now there's not enough cheese 😬

I'm too lazy to COOK cook on my birthday so big ol pot of potato soup it is

just learned about the beauty backfire effect where people dislike you because you're ✨too good looking✨ gonna convince myself this is the case next time someone's being a dick to me

Gooning Private Ryan

The glow up is real

The fastest way to make my brain completely erase itself is to ask me a personal question and expect an answer in under 5 business days

Crazy that "theres furries in FF" is my first post to hit double digit likes 😂

"Hey bro can I get a Meowboro? Maybe a Mewport? How about a Paw-Mall?"

Hey have you heard about this great new internet challenge? It's called "don't shit on people for having fun posting a harmless trend, just admit that you're a miserable sack who didn't leave the hipsterism in 2012, and move on with your day"

Every. Time.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

On the one hand I need to get better at actually interacting instead of just clicking like, but on the other hand how do you type a reply without immediately picturing the other person seeing the notif and going "ugh this guy again?"😶‍🌫️

EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

brb, getting ready to shit my pants all winter

YES

I know gimmick accounts are a thing and always will be and some of them get oddly specific but Why must we live in the timeline where there is a gimmick account that posts daily updates on how full the ISS piss tank is? 🧐

You left out the furry

Same sex couples all pretend to be each other on the phone for convenience right?

“You didn’t know that?” No bitch I rise out of the primordial soup anew every morning. Every day is my first day on earth. Get out of my way, I’m figuring it out.

Idk if I actually missed this one or just forgot to tag when I posted it, but either way #Wasiu vocals on an #Apashe track is 🔥

Me when Felix called him "Big Dick Paul"

Some random good news; while walking and standing still hurt after about an hour, it's officially been a full month of wearing pants ~all day~ with no flare up. I'm also able to go longer in tight underwear, currently on day 5 and it's JUST starting to ache a bit. It only took 3 years, but progress!

If we could schedule posts on here like on tumblr I would have one queued up for midnight that just says "OLD"

Me and the pot I bought specifically for chili feel personally attacked by this post.

Literally the only reason I'm even still online is that my apartment is too small for "househusband" to be a full time job and this laptop is too underpowered to do anything, so until I replace my dead console I got nothing better to do.

I had very specific fried-food intentions for lunch today because I'm sick and tired of pasta... but now the hood vent is dead and my only option to not set off the smoke alarm is gonna be more fucking pasta 🙃

Lmao 🤣 😂

He remembers everything you did to him, and the day of his vengeance approaches.

Hey, I really appreciate how many people are out here actively thirsting over chubby guys like me. Like, not me specifically, but seeing guys with my body type being called hot and attractive really does a lot for my own confidence and self esteem.

Can confirm; I'm not gonna post it but I did one out of curiosity and yeah it was the 5 I expected then basically everyone else was "nudes I've liked" 😂

Maybe instead of asking why I'm liking your post so quickly maybe you should ask yourself why your posting during my looking time

i would do one of those skircle things but I don't think mine will be accurate considering there are only like 5 people I regularly interact with on here. It would probably fill all the rest out with just... whoever tf it wants

Am I cool now?

Blank template for all your slutty bear needs

A gem from husband: "I can not overstate how much I hate the term "dick root" it sounds like something a witch puts in her cauldron"

(through gritted teeth while downloading GIMP)

So is the blastoise thing a filter on one of the aps? Because I tried finding a blank template and I can't

@martinimcbride.bsky.social you'll lol I promise

And yet we're still closer to it's release than we are to ES6 (Yeah yeah I know they just said 2028 the other day but lets be real its already taken 14 years and they have nothing to show but that one 7 year old teaser, it's gonna be like 2045 before we actually get it)

Question for the astrology girlies: If Cusps are a thing does that mean the Amount of Sign you are is related to your placement in that signs date-range? So like, an Oct 22/23 baby is "half libra half scorp," a Nov 21/22 is "Half scorp half sag," and a Nov 7/8 baby "The scorpiest scorpio?"

I just scrolled past a cast pic and remembered having this thought when watching: What does it say about me as a person that I thought Slovacek was the hottest recruit in boots? (hottest guy in general was Wilkinson though, I can not blame Sullivan for risking it all for that 👀)