A gem from husband: "I can not overstate how much I hate the term "dick root" it sounds like something a witch puts in her cauldron"

Was talking to Husband about my extensive experience with Denny's and Waffle House and maybe it's a confirmation or selection bias but, I was a bartender for 10-11 years, so I'd go a lot for 24/hour breakfast. If you think Alcohol brings out the worst in people, nah Denny's and Waffle house do.

Husband just informed me that they recast Machiko Soga as Rita Repulsa for some reason in new Power Rangers and I just came to say I'm fucking mad about it. I don't care if that footage of her is straight out of the 90s, y'all need to remaster it or something cus we DO NOT. DISRESPECT. THE QUEEN.

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I love gay

The Morning After #Halloween #Art by Ricky Romero

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

As is Halloween Tradition, I shall be listening to this on repeat all day. If you know, you know. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna piss in fire for magical breeding power. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGO...

So Husband and I recently started a rewatch of "The Magicians" and I just wanted to shoutout to Olivia Taylor Dudley cus she manages to play both my least favorite (Alice Quinn) and favorite (Niffin Alice) characters Like seriously mad props cus if I can hate you and love you, you win my heart

Yeah which is why I DON'T talk the rest of the day, ya girl's vocal chords #NeedABreak

If you see this post 4 female characters you love~!

👀 Girl what I think I def talk a subpar amount but go off queen I guess ??? First part is true though 🤣

If I took a shot for every time I saw someone fucking a pumpkin on my feed, I'd be blasted already-- Seriously what is this trend 😩 I mean get your freak on or whatever but no one can convince me that actually feels good lmfaooo

Look I'm gonna be so honest with everyone right now; Past, present, and future viewers of this post. This is not only peak internet and Halloween, but we should all strive to be this incredible on an individual level: www.youtube.com/watch?v=by9H...

commission for @witchheyzel.bsky.social 🦄

if i’m not in your skircle it’s because i’m in your closet watching you sleep

Sunrise this morning at the Irondequoit Bay. #photography #nature #sunrise #clouds #reflections #Rochester #NY

Ghost of #Halloween Past 💀🦇🎃 #Art by Scott Buoncristiano

STOP 🛑! WALLPAPER CHECK 👀

Complete sidebar, while in Denver, my friend recommended a small seedy coffee house and this shit was so good; Every time I go there from now on I'm getting this fucking pistachio cappuccino every time!

I constantly wonder why I don't post here more; I had a good run at first but I think I struggle with the innate performativity of any social media platform and how it skews the lens we view the world through. I also feel like it's so much work to put yourself out there for surface level engagement.

Me with the new Ashnikko song

Tell me something I don't know 😂 I'm such a ten (From the neck up and waist down anyway 😂)

Just me explaining my personality in general 😂

おやすみBluesky🌛 #AIart

The Red-Breasted Nuthatches *love* pine nuts. Their beaks are perfectly designed for extracting them from cones. If you zoom in on the third pic you can see he’s extracting a prize #birds 🌿

いつも良いねやリポストありがとうございます！ ぼちぼちですがやっていきたいです！ #どうでもいい写真部

Edinburgh autumn colours !

Sleepy Sunday, enjoy this random pic of me I guess ?

So, since I took my first ever plane ride; I have some serious thoughts about flying... 1.) If you were just looking for my general thoughts; I ✨fucking hate✨ it~ You can stop reading now~ Otherwise, there's more in the thread for ya~

Who went to Denver for filming with his video production company ? This little homo did 😍 Can't wait to go back~!

I love how all it takes is hearing the words "Bad Apple" and I have a Pavlovian response to go play it on YouTube. Every. Single. Time.

Yeah, they're lucky they were dealing with you and not me, cus I would have said "Buddies? Is that the term we use to refer to people who fist each other?" Not cus we do fisting but cus it's so beyond infantilizing to be called "buddies"-- like legit I would rather be called a faggot lmfaoooo

And on the fifth day, God invented fisting, and it was questionable at best.

The girls are literally fighting in the Denny's parking lot at 3 AM right now BICTH

Guess who's transmission just died going uphill on a country road 20 miles from home? 🙃

Since I'm on vacation, I have unlimited time to skeet-- doesn't mean I will more, but you'll probably get lots of little quips from me this week That said, Baggage was the best dating/game show to ever exist and no one can convince me otherwise.

I just came on here to share a revelation-- there are two types of #YuGiOh gay. Fight me in the comments I guess

In #JapaneseFolklore futakuchi onna is a #yokai that looks like a normal woman, but who is actually hiding a second mouth under the hair on the back of her head. Endlessly hungry, she uses strands of hair as tentacles to gather food and stuff it into her ravenous extra mouth. #FolkyFriday 1/3

Very upset with myself for missing my workout this morning 😩 Only like 3 days in and I've already failed myself

Thought I looked cute this morning so here, behold my face

I would like to personally blame @michaeldrummey.bsky.social for introducing me to the Bluesky equivalent of Cosmo quizzes I am incapable of stopping myself Please send help

I can't list just one so in no particular order: Death Parade Madoka Blood+ Ansatsu Kyoushitsu Code Geass Noein Paranoia Agent Big O K-On .hack//SIGN Trinity Blood Eureka Seven Btoom! Chaos;Head Bokurano Witch Hunter Robin Kill la Kill And IDK if this counts but the Kara no Kyoukai movies

inspired by hiking thru wildflowers 🌷🌾🌻🌼✨ #pixelart

The worst thing about being bald that no one talks about is how much colder the world feels

Alright fitness journey officially started! Here's the starting point for anyone into this body type 🤪

Texas Republicans Right Now: “Democrats are interfering with our right to vote to interfere with Democrats' right to vote! NOT FAIR! Whaaaaaa! Whaaaaaa!”

I kinda hate how accurate mine is lol

I've been playing a lot of FFXI on a Horizon recently, and there's so many things about the game that I think are really cool, but I also struggle with how much the 75+ Era disrespects your time