Edinburgh Past & Present The Forth Bridges..

Springer for sale.. Keeps digging up the garden 🤦‍♂️

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Stirling Castle (Mystic Castle)

Everything Scottish Sunrise on Fraserburgh beach..🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I’ve joined a dating group for arsonists it’s great they send me new matches every day 😃

Edinburgh autumn colours !

Stirling Castle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I said to the baker how come all yer cakes are 50p and that one is £1 ? He said that’s Madeira Cake !

I was raised to hold the door open for people and to say please and thank you 🙏

Edinburgh Castle and VisitScotland

Can you see the 6th cat without giving it away yes or no ?

Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with seven kids but only one toilet..

Yes 🤣🤣

Been single that long somebody asked me who i was with and i said Vodafone..

Sunset Isle of Skye

Just finished reading a book called Does My Bum Look Big in This by Hugh Jarse..

Dear diary my first week as head chief of security at the Louvre was jolly exciting 😁

Chocolate is vital for our survival ! The dinosaurs didn’t have chocolate and look what happened to them 🤷‍♂️

For those of us who aren’t good at maths theses darts are very handy 😁

I’ve started making some Xmas gifts it’s never too early for crimbo 🌲

Coffee time 😁

Living life on the edge..

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The more that you read the more things you’ll know The more that you learn the more places you’ll go 😁

I guessed orange but it was chocolate I guessed toffee but it was peanut I guessed strawberry but it was coffee I was wrong on so many Revels !

Sausage and haggis toastie with chips and peppercorn sauce 😋

The wee wild Scottish haggis preparing dinner on a cauld autumn night

Morning has broken blackbird has spoken 🙏

Everybody’s nuts a tell ye !

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Is coffee a grain a fruit or a nut ?

Found my new gym 💪😁

Oops faulty brakes..

I’ve never owned a pair of binoculars before but it’s something I’d like to look into..

I’ve deleted the dating apps if a woman wants me she’s gonna have to woo me in Aldi..

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The Fairy Pools Isle of Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Autumn in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Bar stool for kilts !

When ye hear yer neighbours arguing..

Handy chart showing how far The Proclaimers would walk just to be the one who wakes up next to you..

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When you are forced to take a family photo..

If you ever think your job is pointless just remember there is a person in Germany who puts indicators on BMW cars..

They held a contest to chose the best neckwear ! It was a tie..

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Mum sitting at kitchen table when you crawl in the door after a 3 day bender

Who remembers the proper box of Cadbury’s Roses ?