Convincing my straight friends to listen to Lady Gaga is a passion of mine.

Good morning ☕️ It’s a drizzly morning in St. Louis, and I’m here for it. Let’s get this Thursday started.

Good morning ☕️ It’s a drizzly morning in St. Louis, and I’m here for it. Let’s get this Thursday started.

None of this is going to matter when I’m famous.

Apparently, wet cat has a smell. I learned something today.

I actually don’t know how to answer this question because I’ve never thought about it. I’m so inept at even knowing when someone is flirting with me, unless they’re really obvious about it. 😅 I guess keeping it light is best, overly aggressive flirting tends to make me uncomfortable.

Me, greeting each and every day. ☀️

Good morning ☕️ I woke up wanting to scream into a pillow, so it should be a pretty good day.

We did it. We made it to bedtime. Goodnight, pog champs.

Quiet night. Guess I’ll drop this here and see what we get. 👀 ngl.link/calecium11235

It’s only Tuesday afternoon, but this week has got me feeling ✨ stressed as fuck ✨

Hey, can I snuggle up next to you and watch you play video games all afternoon? K, thanks.

Apparently, I’m just having a really off week and I’m not feeling it at all. I just want to be at home, on my couch, ignoring the rest of the world for just a day or two. Is that too much to ask?

I wish people would accept “I don’t want anything” as an answer when they ask what you want for Christmas. I actually don’t want anything, don’t pester me about it, save your money, and be happy to have someone so low maintenance on your gift list.

Eagerly awaiting that special time of year when Spotify Wrapped comes around to remind me that I’m a Gaga obsessed homo.

Good morning ☕️ Roll for initiative.

Winding down tonight with video games and anime. 🌙

Had half a glass of bourbon and I’m already tipsy. 🥴

If you’re alright by Jaheira, you’re alright by me. ❤️

The category is… being super sleepy and generally not feeling it today. 💁‍♂️ Happy Monday.

List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong. 😬 1. Cat photos 2. Posts about nothing 3. Sometimes talks about video games

The office is giving meat locker this morning 🥶

Had a lunch date with the husband, now watching football and doing some DM prep for a DnD game later this afternoon. I’m having a pretty good Sunday. 🙂‍↕️

I don’t need to set an alarm because I have cats.

Is this the year when I finally watch Die Hard?

I drank a Red Bull for the first time in probably a year and I’m about to run a DnD game. Should be fine.

Salad but it’s just a bunch of spaghetti.

1 year on Bluesky as of today. May as well do a re-introduction. 🙂 I’m Cale and I’m into: Video games 🎮 Films 🎥 TTRPGs and Board games ♟️ 🎲 Music 🎧 Writing ✍️ Books 📚 Cats 🐈‍⬛ Being gay 🏳️‍🌈 Snapchat: snapchat.com/t/D5lLz6Ml 👻 Thanks for being here, let’s be friends. #promosky

1 year on Bluesky as of today. May as well do a re-introduction. 🙂 I’m Cale and I’m into: Video games 🎮 Films 🎥 TTRPGs and Board games ♟️ 🎲 Music 🎧 Writing ✍️ Books 📚 Cats 🐈‍⬛ Being gay 🏳️‍🌈 Snapchat: snapchat.com/t/D5lLz6Ml 👻 Thanks for being here, let’s be friends. #promosky

I hit a wall this afternoon. I’m feeling sleepy and a little bummed out. I also feel like I need attention.

Did you know that I used to want to be a comedian? It didn’t work out, in case you were wondering.

*looks at clock* *sighs* *keeps working*

Running two DnD games this weekend, so I’ll be squeezing in session prep between work projects today. 🤫

Is the plural of Bigfoot “Bigfoots” or “Bigfeet”?

Good morning ☕️ Rise and grind, let’s get this dread.

ONE OF THE STRAY CATS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD LET ME PET IT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Another year of family Secret Santa, another year of my sister in law making jokes about buying people anal beads. 🎄

The bathroom at work smells like Taco Bell and I find that disquieting.

POV you’re Halle Berry and are about to get cat powers.

I never want to silence someone who has a song in their heart… but I really wish the person sitting next to me at work would stop humming. They’ve been humming nonstop for the last two hours at least.

Hey, I really appreciate how many people are out here actively thirsting over chubby guys like me. Like, not me specifically, but seeing guys with my body type being called hot and attractive really does a lot for my own confidence and self esteem.

Good morning ☕️ Back to work after taking some time off, mentally prepared to spend most of my day catching up on emails. I hope you’re doing well!

Since we’re being honest with each other, I need you to know that I’ve been watching a ton of Family Guy recently, and I don’t even know why.

How good are strawberries, amirite?

Good morning ☕️ I have the day off today and I intend to spend it playing video games and junk.

Funny how all you want to do after a 4 hour drive is take a nap.

I’ve been home from my trip for about an hour and my cats have been swarming me since I got here like they missed me or something. 🥹

Sometimes I miss when phones had physical keyboards. 😔

BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.

Do this! I highly recommend checking out @highrollersdnd.bsky.social if you haven’t already. They’re my very favorite DnD 5e actual play show and they absolutely deserve your support. The entire cast are just the loveliest of people. 💙