#IfTheRaptureDidntHappen you are back on your diet after a day of eating whatever the hell you want.

#IfTheRaptureDidntHappen you still gotta pay your bills

#IfTheRaptureDidntHappeb I'll drop this hashtag anyway! Play #FletchyTags!

I snort the rim before I drink a margarita #WhyImSoSalty

#WhyImSoSalty I just ask myself, what would Popeye do?

My high sodium diet #WhyImSoSalty

#WhyImSoSalty my family were the salt of the earth, in the sense that salt is what you use to poison the earth so nothing will ever grow there.

#WhyImSoSalty the Tяump regime (parts 1 & 2) have driven me barking mad all restraint has worn off

#WhyImSoSalty *points frantically at everything*

Wanna know #WhyImSoSalty? Play #FletchyTags to find out!

It's August 29 and I'm already wearing pants* and a hoodie. *under protest

#WhenSeptemberArrives you can find the Christmas stuff in the same aisle next to the Halloween stuff.

#WhenSeptemberArrives Josie comes home. She's so good, the pride of the neighborhood.

#WhenSeptemberArrives that means it’s only 60 days until Halloween.

#WhenSeptemberArrives Put the whites in the wardrobe and they ain't coming out 'till March.

#WhenSeptemberArrives it’s Pumpkin Spice everywhere!

#WhenSeptemberArrives it's still going to be f'ing HOT down south.

#WhenSeptemberArrives I will reach Life Level 76 (while I was in the hospital, everyone I saw asked me my birthdate—I'm expecting presents from all of them)

#WhenSeptemberArrives you've got 30 days to wake up the guy from Green Day

#WhenSeptemberArrives is this week's #FletchyTags #HashtagGame ! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @DarthPingu.bsky.social !

#WhenSeptemberArrives it's time for all the fall related hashtags, like THIS one! Play #FletchyTags NOW!

How is it already the end of August???

#WhenItsBackToSchoolTime pay attention to school zones.

#WhenItsBackToSchoolTime , don't push your luck.

#WhenItsBackToSchoolTime shop for necessities

#WhenItsBackToSchoolTime it's time for a new hashtag to drop! Play #FletchyTags now!!!

#HowIAvoidControversy : by always being right! It's sooooo much easier!

#HowIAvoidControversy stay inside most of the time

#HowIAvoidControversy by only dropping good wholesome hashtags like this one! Play #FletchyTags now!

Happy Summerslam weekend to all who celebrate

#IfIWereAGnome You know something about me by the size of my pointy hat

#IfIWereAGnome that cat would think twice about crapping in the geraniums

#IfIWereAGnome Not me, I'm a known un gnome.

#IfIWereAGnome , I'd roam!

#IfIWereAGnome i would be the same as always: up to no good

#IfIWereAGnome I would join the attack formation

#IfIWereAGnome what do you mean "if"???

#IfIWereAGnome you could get to gnome me 😉 Sorry, I'll see myself out

Wanna know what it'd be like #IfIWereAGnome? Play #FletchyTags to find out!!!

#HowImSecretlyEvil 🐶 I pretend to swallow my pills but I actually put them in the cat's food.

#HowImSecretlyEvil I replace Foo Fighter CDs with Nickelback albums in our local record shop

#HowImSecretlyEvil When I visit your home I'll turn the toilet roll around. 🧻😈

#HowImSecretlyEvil I'm sending you a Temu sex doll for your birthday 😼

#HowImSecretlyEvil I add worstershire source to vegan food

#HowImSecretlyEvil Here you go enjoy your tea. 😈 Mushroom tea that is! 😈 🍄☕🫠

#HowImSecretlyEvil I give you compliments to your face but tell the truth when you leave

#HowImSecretlyEvil ... Actually I am not

#HowImSecretlyEvil In the most affectionate way