I have #TrustIssues with open caskets!

#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind He fell asleep and never woke up!

#IfIAmAVegetarian I fully commit!

After enlarging the photo on the left, #LookAtAllThe makeup on my fingers!!!

#WhatILikeAboutMeIs I have always been a leader amongst my peers!

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I humped the neighbor's boy's leg #AndThenISaidOops

#PutFrozenFoodInASongOrMovie Sundae bloody Sundae

#IfElectronicsCouldTalk Hair Dryer: "Vacuum, "YOU SUCK!!!" Vacuum: "Hair Dryer, BLOW ME!!!"

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#PastaDishesInASongOrMovie 🎵You do the Gnocchi Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!🎵

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#GoesGreatWithTequila Mockingbird...sry...I couldn't help myself.

#IDontPayMuchAttentionTo trolls.

#IDontPayMuchAttentionTo anything before coffee.

#IDontPayMuchAttentionTo all your antics, and you just ate! 🙄

#IDontPayMuchAttentionTo what goes on outside my door.

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#IDontPayMuchAttentionTo being serious in a Hashtag game

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#IDontPayMuchAttentionTo rules about having to schlep outside in the sweltering heat to make a poop!

#IDontPayMuchAttentionTo my husband when he starts whining about my credit card bill...HONEY, CAN YOU COME INTO THE KITCHEN? I NEED YOUR OPINION ABOUT SOMETHING...

#OddThingsFoundOnACruise Pam Bondi and her boyfriend!

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Because of my brain spurs #ImNotGoodAtMathsBut there's no need to mention that to the Nobel selection committee.

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#PutBicyclesInASongOrMovie Old Spokes at Home

#PutFishInASongOrMovie Gettin' in Tuna

#GetLiteratureDrunk Mommie Beerest

#IWasDetainedBecause I had a minor fender bender.

#AKitchenInASongOrMovie 🎵Cupboard Eileen

#AKitchenInASongOrMovie Where'd You Go, Dinette?

#AKitchenInASongOrMovie 🎵You're Once Twice Three Times A Ladle And Lo o ove You🎶

#AKitchenInASongOrMovie Fast Times at Fridgemont High

#AKitchenInASongOrMovie Somewhere Stover the Rainbow

#ItsFriday13thAndIm feeling like it could be much worse...it could be MONDAY the 13th!!!

#IGetBackOnTrackBy manifesting!

#WaterDownASong Why Do Pools Fall in Love

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#FashionableSongsAndBands Green Day la Renta

Molly never goes out without her Service Fish - #art #myart

#WednesdayRegretsToInformYou Thing has been diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome.

#MyHorrorMovieIsTitled Final Destination. I don't know why there are 6 of them if the first one was final...

#MyHorrorMovieIsTitled THE MAGA MEG

#IWouldNotHaveGuessed she had such man hands...👀

I met an old acquaintance in the street recently. Him: Guess who I ran into yesterday Me: I don't know, who? Him Err. I forget Me: Ok #IWouldNotHaveGuessed he used to do a lot of drugs

#IWouldNotHaveGuessed there's an owl in this picture. 🦉✨ #BoondockTags #HashtagGame