Scream fans be smelling like the cheese stuffed hot dog that's been on the gas station roller for 36 hours.

Every time I open Gmail.

February ain't even over and it's looking like March is gonna be a rough one. Cracking open the good shit before everything goes sideways.

108, if I count right. A solid F- on the ol' cinephile report card 😬

Happy Twin Peaks Day to those who celebrate.

Got ID'd at the function and the bartender just looks at my D.O.B. and says, "Good for you."

she took the fucking clown car in the divorce and now she’s driving back and forth in front of my house with her entire 20+ member circus polycule shoved in there honking and laughing at me

When you want a tasty treat but the taco man observes Ash Wednesday.

Mardi Gras supper was sautéed shrimp po' boys. Because battering and frying them would be a pain in the ass and I could at least tell myself this is healthier.

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

Mardi Gras and Lunar New Year are both today and I have no shenanigans to get into. Po' po' po'.

Thought about getting some tinned oysters for Mardi Gras po'boys, but the big fuck-off label that said "NOT FOR SALE IN CALIFORNIA" caused me to reconsider. Scrimps it is.

Who up Rama'ing their Banana?

This is probably ok

The fat guy from Pinnochio is in The Files.

Straight up Billy Jack energy from the big kid there

We stan an autistic King.

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 Production from 🎥"Ebirah, Horror of the Deep" (1966)

My brother actually talked like this in real life until people got annoyed and finally got him to drop the "likes."

Age verification? I beat the old Star Wars vector graphic game in the cockpit-style cabinet.

It did not wow me. This is a Wal-Mart bargain DVD on its best day. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com

Unless this movie wows me in the last act, The Innkeepers is a waste of film. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com

Okay so this is actually my first Ti West movie and I already hate him. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #Mumblegore

Lena Dunham: *exists* Me: #thelastdrivein #mutantfam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com

Gratuitous Lena Dunham is the scariest thing I've heard in #TheLastDriveIn history. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com

Was the movie where Joe Bob was working across a notably smaller actor named "Casino," perchance? #thelastdrivein #mutantfam @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com

Inspecting Vincent Price's party favors. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

Late arrival, but I'm rocking with #TheHouseonHauntedHill. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

Whole AEW crowd chanting "Fuck ICE," you know Chris Jericho pissed as Hell.

Crazy that the AEW crowd has taken a stronger stance against ICE than Democratic leadership.

Hydrogen Bomb AEW Fans VS Coughing Baby WWE Marks

The vegetarian options at TBell are really the only thing worth ordering, so this is kinda on you.

"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral conflict, remain neutral." -Dante

Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles. "The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.

Unc Lloyd with an Argento movie in one hand and a vape in the other, legend

Those are just 4 conventionally attractive ghoulies.

Went for a night at The Opera last. Doing an English-language production based on The Shining definitely seems like they're trying to expand opera's appeal to a younger, somewhat more diverse set.

we’ve got a new sam raimi movie in theaters

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"I asked chat gpt" yeah well I asked the bones and they said you're fucked dude, peace.

Can officially add "Taco Eating Champion" to my list of pointless accolades.

Crushed the trivia contest after the local screening of Army of Darkness. They actually made me stop answering questions so someone else could try for 2nd and 3rd place.

Martin Scorsese reading the @nytimes.com for filth for an article they published shortly after the death of Federico Fellini calling his movies — and foreign film in general — "hard work." Because the Times has always been conservative garbage not worth the ink and paper it's printed with.

Bluesky writers be letting the plot get in the way of the story.

We really started to lose the plot when it became socially unacceptable to tell the worst people alive to remove themselves from the census.