None of this would be happening if Republicans in Congress were still alive.

The Cuban missle crisis except everyone in charge is getting advice from ChatGPT.

americans only save the world in movies

The president is a brilliant strategist at pulling his dick out of a blender.

Spoiler alert: we’ve always been the bad guys

This is the SAME USA that impeached Bill Clinton for lying about a blow job, yeah?

Thank god. Christ. But seriously folks. We cannot continue to live like this.

On Jan 28th ~ about 140 ships safely passed through the Strait of Hormuz Then, the president spent $30 billion, threatened to commit a war crime & sent 13 US soldiers to their death … To ensure that ships can safely enter the strait of Hormuz THAT’S the art of the deal.

Anyway, we have ample research on how living under a state of sustained terror and stress causes life-long health problems as well as intergenerational epigenetic effects. This feels like it's making you sick because it actually is making you sick.

Similarly, since this is the end, I ate a snack that I cannot stomach. Like literally ate a thing that will make be react. But at least I'll go out feeling something.

I prefer presidents who don’t threaten to end civilizations.

Word.

A whole presidency should end tonight. This is indefensible.

In an age of creeping relativism, a universal moral law still exists. Threatening to end an entire civilization of 90 million people in order to bend a nation’s conduct to your will is grossly morally wrong. It is evil. And we should say this loudly.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Drag him out by his cankles, prosecute him for what’s in the Epstein files and/or hand him over to The Hague for war crimes. Before it’s too late.

Is someone going to stop him or nah?

I don’t usually look at the “Discover” feed and I’m not sure what I did but it’s like 80% people talking about books now and I love it.

If dick size was as obvious as breast size, a lot more men would shut the f*ck up.

reminder: if you ever see somebody stealing food, no the fuck you didnt.

Exactly HOW is Trump going to make Iran “a living hell?” Declare it our 51st State?

POTUS, but unironically.

Someone said to me, "I'm sorry but I got your book from a library." Nobody should ever apologise for that. You read my book! That's brilliant! I grew up hanging out in libraries and the idea of a world without them fills me with dread. Without libraries, authors, like readers, will only suffer.

🎯🎯

Just remember that given the abundance of neurodivergent people in science, it’s far more likely that autism causes vaccines.

If you feel the author you follow does too much self promo may I suggest you unfollow? The rest of us are here being like "what do you mean you have a new book next month, I HAVE BEEN WAITING". Authors, never stop. We love you but are distractable, forgetful & live in a variety of time zones. ❤️📚

Just spent $32 on a chuck roast. I’d become a vegetarian but I can’t afford the fruits and vegetables either.

Seems to me if you think you have divine sanction for your warmongering when it goes badly you have to consider the opposite proposition but they never seem to!

I'm not sure about you, but I think the collapse of US hegemony, a global price spike and recession, and a new ground war in the Middle East are far worse than drag queens reading books at the library.

Please get me off the “my pet just died” algo. I promise I’m already depressed enough.

Name a villain whose origin story is justified.

Donald Trump makes me wish I had more middle fingers.

we should put whoever makes broccoli rubber bands in charge of more stuff

The decision to overfund a military to “defend” a people who are far more likely die of preventable causes because we refuse to ensure that they have healthcare is maddening

Gotta make sure we don't spend... a couple hundred million on libraries so that we can afford to spend... *checks notes*... 1.5 TRILLION on bombs

I'm not sure about you, but I think the collapse of US hegemony, a global price spike and recession, and a new ground war in the Middle East are far worse than drag queens reading books at the library.

I want someone Mamdani-smart, AOC-smart, Buttigieg-smart in the white house. No more failed businessmen with musk-smart, miller-smart advisors. No more posers being told they're smart by someone trump-smart. No more fully lacking the self-awareness to recognize they're not Abrams-smart.

Fund the public libraries. Just do it.

I will never forget when my HS counselor called me down to his office to tell me my test scores revealed that I had the mathematical and analytical abilities of a boy. Signed, a GenX ♀️

Take his clothes.

Me, meeting my therapist’s new intern.

Downloading books on Libby and marveling, as ever, about this unique and glorious service offering. No ads! No popups! No subscriptions!

If the executive is holding the Constitution hostage then States should be able to invoke State's rights under crisis and stop funding the federal government. Using the money we pay to kidnap our rights is taxation without representation

The Supreme Court ruled today that a practitioner's religious beliefs are more important in treating you than any science bc science that counters one's religious beliefs violates the practitioner's right to free expression and exercise of their religious beliefs God, this country is dumb af

Honorary doctorates should not be awarded to wealth hoarders whose only acts of scholarship are funding.

Not having to spend every waking moment contending with unrelenting stress and debilitating grief would fix me.

Trans Day of Visibility is tomorrow. #TDOV #ProtectTheDolls