Good. Go bankrupt.

I'm all in.

Elizabeth Banks (Effie Trinket) has landed the most important, most coveted role of our modern era: Ms. Frizzle

tired of restaurants that call their sandwiches "handhelds." it's a fucken sandwich. knock. it. off.

Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.

If you're so greedy that it truly bothers you that somebody in need might eat because of your tax dollars, I truly want nothing more for you than to learn what hunger feels like.

Dog's name: Phoebe. What we call her: Peabo Nicen.

I have to get written permission from an Institute Review Board at the Office of Research to send out a survey asking if people know what an archivist does to ensure I'm doing no harm and doing so with informed consent.

I always wonder how much science would have advanced if it wasn’t held back by religion. #Atheist

Jeff Bezos should be forced to live like hjs lowest paid employee for 30 days and then see if he thinks biological needs aren't as necessary as industrial ones

Fondant is gross and it's popularity has ruined cakes

Same.

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif

It's GradeA bullshit that the country's wealthiest people need money from the country's poorest in order to build a campaign against the most corrupt US citizen of all time. Stop texting me, lefty pols—I'm voting for you regardless. Spend your energy working on better policies that woo the masses.

Just a reminder, if you deface the Reflecting Pool you will be arrested…. Oops wrong picture

WHY isn't there a schoolhouse rock to cover it? WTF

Ibid and CC public universities.

Remember how the US fought a war to illegalize owning humans for forced labor, and a whole bunch of the losers decided NOT TO TELL said humans so they could continue extracting from them for YEARS? A #Juneteenth lesson: the US has a long history of not letting human rights get in the way of profit.

How to cook 2-minute eggs: 1) boil water 2) add eggs 3) buy organic strawberries 4) when the strawberries go bad, your 2-minute eggs are done

Awealthhoardingcorporateoverlordsayswhat? www.nytimes.com/2026/06/17/o...

I found this medical note in my mom's treasures recently. It was written about me when I was 3 months old, exhibiting weird behaviors. Solidarity Baby Entropydoc. ✊️

I made a joke about James Bond on Instagram the other day, and this is what AI has generated since then. Obviously, there’s literally nothing true about this, and it is fucking hilarious. As a certified AI hater, I LOVE when it gets it things so incredibly wrong.

Date idea: we read different books vaguely near each other and don't really interact that much.

So does the MASH theme song make anyone else want to go to bed for the night?

It's genuinely insulting to not have access to my own journal articles.

the super rich can afford cancer treatment for thier kids. they dont give two shits if the poor kids die

“Tomorrow is another day” used to be something people said to encourage each other but now it just kinda feels like a threat.

Drew Sheneman cartoon www.gocomics.com/drewsheneman

People who know things about group sports, I have a question. Did the Knicks lose that one game to send trump a message, or did trump destroy the good energy so they would lose. The other team probably played better, but what're you thinking about that weird napping spot the prez set up?

And those who did so much and now can finally rest.

As a reminder for everyone saying, "The US had never before scored four goals in a World Cup" that they mean the men's team had never before scored that many. The women's team has absolutely scored more than four goals in a world cup, including in the final. And they also wins things.

"I have a dream"

I had no idea men played soccer, too! Good for them! Go boy soccer!! ⚽️

Schools should provide children with free breakfast and lunch and you are actually evil if you disagree with that.

I really don’t understand true greed. If I was worth $1 trillion, you’d have to physically stop me from solving as many of the world’s problems as possible. Everyone would have a home, food on the table, proper healthcare, happiness. I just don’t get it.

Breaking: Elon Musk becomes the world’s first trillionaire, while adding zero value to the world.

OMEN ALERT Our team on the ground at the Kennedy Center reports....RAINBOW

Really hard to imagine becoming a trillionaire and not wanting to immediately liquidate enough assets to give at least a few hundred billion to organizations making the world a better place.

I challenge you to name 1 thing ElnoMush has done to benefit Earth and anything living on her.

lol the way sports give men permission to emote needs to be studied

Even red states are targets. FBI questions Ohio voting rights group members, raids Cleveland office FBI raided an Ohio voting‑rights group, questioning volunteers statewide. OOC calls it intimidation and vows to keep organizing. www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/p...

Please let me off this planet.

Nothing smells better than popcorn.

“I can't believe what you say, because I see what you do.” ~ James Baldwin

SqueakyCheeseCurd was my first screen name!

Remember the difference between Canada and the US US= fueled by Putin Canada= fueled by Poutine

My voting hot take is: Why are we registering to vote? The government knows who I am and how to find me without registration for every other list they have.

Please read @pagankennedy.bsky.social's "The Secret History of the Rape Kit." search.worldcat.org/title/143034...