Hey, remember that Suzuki pass to Bolduc?

Big night for the Charge!!! Let's go Girls. 😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩

We are not a serious town. ottawacitizen.com/news/bus-del...

I've really tried to stop being a hater, and just let people enjoy things... but I can't get past golf. Golf is terrible and you should feel bad.

Going to pick up my trial CPAP machine next week. 🥹

this is a masterpiece

We've officially reach the level of heat where I hope it snows tomorrow.

Mom almost made me cry at the Charge game tonight. Arena was real rowdy before puck drop. She was looking around and seemed a bit somber. I asked what was wrong. She smiled and said: "This feels a long way from getting dressed in a janitors closet to play goalie for boys who called me names." 🥹💜

I will also say this about our ECF with the Hurricanes: you do not appreciate how much I want the Habs to wreck CAR, 20 years on and I have not forgotten the high stick that nearly cost Koivu his eye.

icymi: I set up an account to mirror the Ottawa Charge twitter account and post all the stuff the official Charge account doesn't share on here 🫡

this team 🥰

Attended an Ottawa Charge playoff win with a PWHL record crowd that was HOT the whole night, and made it home in time to watch the Habs win a Game 7 OT. Pretty stellar night of hockey. ☺️

Build a Newhook statue.

Creed is ABSOLUTELY Mom Rock. The Creed renaissance was women motivated.

Been at work all night. They wasted a fucking Arber goal. 😠

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What's a good place to eat near the CTC?

I deserve to win a moderate 50/50. I'm a nice person. It would help me more than that old couple. They're already rich and probably jerks.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

I just love cats so much

What's gutting about this is that Juniper seems to have had a family who supported and loved her, she was in a community that has been explicitly welcoming to trans people, and a man still murdered her. She was living the life so many trans people can only dream of, and it simply didn't matter.

How can I take a month off to just read and make music playlists? I'm almost sure that'll fix me.

To the Epstein adjacent billionaire absolute freaks pushing this dogshit on all of us, chatbots sound normal. Chatbots just sound like literally every single person they have talked to for *years* as they go about their day living in a potemkin village of simpering sycophancy.

I worked a double yesterday and forgot to get my City Folk pass for the presale 99$ price. 😭

Between Lehkonen, Kulak and Noted Hans Fan™️ Nazem Kadri, I suppose the Avalanche are my West team.

Brett Kulak 🤟🥹

You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.

If you think Bluesky sucks, you are not using it correctly. I have curated my feed to be full of DeliciousWeirdos™️ and KingShitposters™️ which means endless nerdiness (complimentary), bangers, and really insightful threads. Sorry you aren't having fun you aren't playing right. Try harder!

#Ottawa weather heads up: Moderate to heavy rain is about to hit. It's strongest around 8-9am It's just clearing kanata now, approaching from the Southwest. It will continue till around 12 then become intermittent. Spiking again around 9pm.

Let this radicalize you

someone brought in penne ala vodka to citi field!!!

Incredible couple saves by UPL.

There's no way commercials were this bad before. Maybe I just forget the terrible ones? I have to mute the TV or they genuinely make me mad.

oh it's been too long since I got to go: *deep breath* COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

'My Time is Now' is such a banger.

How... Could Dahlin be surprised?!

I am absolutely in love with those forward lines lol.

You'll never be as bad at your job as George Parros is at his job.

Signing a 34 year old to 6 more years is definitely good. Keep that up.

The City of Ottawa posted the raw speed data from before and after Doug Ford banned speed cameras and the effect is so obvious it's not even necessary put a line marking when that happened. This chart shows the percentage of drivers going 15km/h or more over the posted limit.

I hesitated for two seconds and the Charge presale tickets sold out. 😳

The Sabres are kinda lowkey shitheads not gonna lie

Morbid fascination is 100% a valid reason to stay alive.

Sometimes you are not given what you searched for, but what you need

LOL shut up IDIOT

ALEX NEWHOOK AND KIRBY DACH TRADES OFFICIALLY WORTH IT.

happy day to all you gorgeous moms

Jakub Dobes after a Habs loss in the playoffs this year: • 4-0 • 1.49 GAA • .946 sv%