So I asked who's ri0ting on fb and got a ban 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well I'm glad I had to work and not watch that 😁

I'm twi thirds through day one of 5 weeks of double shifts, covering one of my workers who has to go home for her immigration break and I'm over it already 🤣🤣🤣

Anyone wanna work in paradise? My mates hiring.

Daily here that in Raro, no wonder I'm always so happy 🤣🤣

Hunt the hairband again this morning thanks to our furry little nutless adorable bastard astro Anyway how's your day going Engerlaaaaand ?

Lolz

There's a lot of discussion about the red card being overturned with good points made from all sides but I think one thing we can all agree on is Ronaldo is a rapist.

I've seen more people upset at Trump interfering with the World Cup than they are at him fucking kids and raping women.

What's the footy predictions then lads?

Look at their feet! Crocs out, jelly shoes are in over here.... and people wonder why I'm single

Day off tomorrow. Public holiday celebrating our ariki (royalty/chiefs) Bloody lovely

Hot water bottle and two blankets on the bed tonight. No you shut up!

Context.... this is the spot where our forefathers left in the vakas (canoes) and discovered New Zealand. Thus was born the all blacks.... eventually 😌

Got a new bench in Raro.... and don't we know it 😁

@testicleoreilly.com Have you? And are they as good as they look? Investigative reports welcome

Think I just made my Chilli too hot 🤦‍♀️

My lads trying to distract the cat so he can go in his room but the furry little adorable bastard keeps running at his door stopping him going in. I just heard him say "looks like I'm sleeping out here tonight" hahaha

Not guilty

You can't fix crazy, but you can join in

She talking about you @testicleoreilly.com ?

Lord of the manor this one

@frenchtone.bsky.social proper elon lover over on twitter you 🤣🤣🤣

@frenchtone.bsky.social has someone hacked your Twitter account?

Sitting here with a thick Nike Hoodie on with the hood up its bloody freezing over here

Adjudicated rapist says what?

Yenno we are only allowed 2 dogs per household here, but if we weren't I'd be adopting all of these from our pound 😍

Someone's comfortable

Rude

My son's got a new phone and oh my God, nearly killed him with all the questions on smart transfer thingy, like I fuckin work for Samsung or something. Honestly take me back to the 80's can't be arsed with all this technology anymore.

Rude for Iran to be firing missiles after 37 truth social posts about how they’ve been defeated. It’s like they didn’t even read them.

Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.

You take your life in your hands here atm. The motorbike crash was at the bottom of our drive. heard the thud, no tyres breaking. Called the ambo. Speed and alcohol involved. 15 year old girl who had no license and past curfew was hit straight on by a drunk driver. Both survived thankfully

🎯

This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆

I Completely Support This Petition….

Woke up to this, then went out to feed the little acrobat and found his best friend in his biscuit bowl again. Proper toy story our house

@twodogslfc.bsky.social oye where's your beautiful dogs ?

Who needs a cat bed, when you have a printer

This is so well done. 👌

It's important to remember that whatever happens in the next few days Trump rapes children.

What's going on over here then ? Everyone sick of Chocolate yet?

Jesus just walked past the house... with others carrying the cross 🤷‍♀️ normally he's dragging the cross. Anyway think I'm going to hell cos I muttered 'christ sake look at that lazy bastard getting others doing his one job' when I saw them coming.

BREAKNG: Yvette Cooper says Britain rejects Iran's blockade of the Hormuz Strait, but not Israel's blockade of Gaza or America's blockade of Cuba for some reason 🤔

Post something random or you'll bla bla bla bla.....

Merry Christmas bitches xx❤️

Ngl love this for him, well deserved 👏👏

The scapegoating begins...

I mean I know it feels like the 1940's here some days, but yes we have 16 cash machines here yenno 🤦‍♀️