Nodding

Hardest working guard dog in Raro this one.... taking her 2 hour union break earlier today

He's a beauty.... even without his furry balls

Who's hungry?

Morning bluesky engerlaand hope you all have a wonderful day... except reform they can be shat on from a very high height

Dunno about 32, feels like fuckin hell to me right about now tbhwy

Finally got myself a mini cheesecake for my birthday(only a month late) Looked great, tasted average. Never again.

Only thing that can cure that is castration

Got the Dr's tomorrow to tell me if they are gonna cut me up or not. So that's something nice to look forward to innit. How's all your days going ?

Somebody's hot

Might get me a tiny cheesecake in honor of @testicleoreilly.com birthday Idk wdyt?

"Andrew's behaviour has brought great shame upon the king"

So yenno women drivers can be a bit pants 🙋‍♀️ I reversed my van straight into a hole my dogs dug and had to get towed out cos the front wheel was fully wedged in the hole. So now it's too late to go get the stock for the night market so I'm having a night off in front of netshizt 🙆‍♀️

Having a meeting with some suits today over my staff not putting a traffic cone back correctly and they classed it as 'vandalism' 🤷‍♀️ How's everyone else's day been?

Why's all the new cars have Lazer beam head lights that literally fry my eyes when I'm driving at night. Honestly want to ram them. 6 of them tonight basically blinded me and it's a 20 minute drive from work to home.

At what point do I stop calling Astro a kitten? We've had him since November..ish and we don't actually know how old he was, as we found him in a box.

This is absolutely hilarious from #PMQs today. Ayoub Khan MP says rubbish is "building right beneath my very nose" as he looks down at the Reform MPs sitting below him "It's becoming a serious problem in Birmingham"

Fifty-fuckin-three tomorrow where's all me pressy's

To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> 16. Oct. 2025, 11:08a.m Jason Tindall barks at hair dryers

OH PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 BREAKING: Rumors are swirling in DC that Bill Clinton will spill the beans on EVERYTHING he knows about Epstein & tRumpstein, leading not only to impeachment, but prosecution!! This might be why tRumpstein is suddenly so nice to the Clintons... 🥲

Nothing like a quiet swim with me dogs.... actually didn't get a quiet swim cos some tourist sleeping on the beach and her bored grandkid thought it was alright to tag along on our swim out to the reef when she can't actually swim. But it's OK cos nanny had a great nap 👍 luckily I looked back

He takes this toy everywhere with him, even when he got his furry balls done, his little pink friend went with him 😄

What's going on over here then... anything interesting?

My kitten keeps rubbing his nose on mine then running away. What's that mean all you cat experts?

He's home walking like a drunken sailor but he's back safe & sound. Made him a little camp in front of the fan

Waiting to go in his cage at the vets thos morning, Proper brave unlike me and Jacob who's checking our phones every 5 minutes to see if they've called 🤦‍♀️

Astro's getting his furry balls done in the morning and I can't sleep tonight 🤦‍♀️ He'll be fine I know but.....

So you are all snowed in then or wha?

Just got home and found Astro like this. It's a million degrees here atm 🤦‍♀️

Son of a bitch is a blatant thief.

👇👇👇👇

It was a walk up to the waterfall, then a swimming kinda day today. Two happy mutts

Someone's used my mobile number to join hinge, so I've posted it on my fb page see who owns up hahaha I let my lesbian mate who chases dick at the weekend, use my work # once when she got banned from tinder, so I'm thinking it might be her, but who knows 🤷‍♀️ But asking first would be good.

Someone let off fireworks near our house tonight & I'm now ready to end someone. I had to go find Cyclone who legged it. When I finally found him down near the shop, he's panting, shaking & crying that I can't leave him on his own now. Elly's hiding under the shelving in the store room too 🤬

The thing to remember about the strike against Venezuela is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein files, has been accused by numerous woman of being a paedophile and is an adjudicated rapist and serial abuser.

I'm not Starmer's biggest fan but none of you are qualified to run a whole country, try and undo the damage done by decades of neglect AND have to deal with that fucking man-child rapist paedo over there so wind your necks in with your armchair politics.

@testicleoreilly.com He likes to play in this shopping bag so much we're gonna take him to the vets in it when we get his furry balls done next week. Might be a little less traumatic for him going in the car.

Looking for her brother who's off flirting with tourists

And this is another reason why I like to stay in these days... mother fuckin idiots on the roads.

Jesus christ this year is dragging on, its still 2025! 🤦‍♀️ Can't be arsed, good night

Still last year here btw 👋👋

Oh hi! Forgot to post these the other day. Soz

@chesterkop.bsky.social this one?

Boxing day dip. Have no idea why it's recorded like this. Got a lot to learn about gopro's haha

It's been a long boxing day

Merry Christmas my bluesky friends. May you all have heartburn from too much delicious food. (Picture recycled from last year) no tree was harmed in making this picture.

So one of my workers, had to move out of his lodgings 8 months ago. He asked if he could leave some of "his stuff" in my store room till he found another place He found another place the next week but he left "his stuff" in my store room. It was in the way, so our old van is off the road so ....

Trees up. Kittens proper pissed off that it's outside and he can't wreck it but hey 🤷‍♀️

Just saw this on my fb memories @testicleoreilly.com and thought of you 🤣🤣🤣 Merry Christmas

Two kittens at the market and they keep setting off my camera notification 🤣 meanwhile my kitten decides to lay across my neck to wake me up today 🤦‍♀️