Just paying my respects to Ann Widdecombe. Or to be more precise, doing a photo opportunity for the press, where Ann may have been mentioned.

Jeremy Thorpe and Norman Scott - 1962

Can’t believe England didn’t wear black armbands for Ann Widdecombe! This is inevitable outcome of multiculturalism & a German manager! Either that or the Reform knobheads have absolutely lost the plot & they’re taking virtue signalling & performative reactionary political bollocks to new levels!

Nice to see Ian, who surprisingly, is an Evertonian took Gary Neville’s criticism of Jordan Pickford, for Norways goal well last night! 😂

No! YOU grow up!

Thomas Toosell apparently 😬

Imagine the fight to own this World Cup if England do actually go on to win it? Farage Lowe Yaxley Lennon Andrew Tate Boris Johnson Suella Braverman Priti Patel Barry Chuckle Fucking madness mate!

At least if England go out none of us will have to suffer Sam Matterface again!

Harry Kane tonight

I’m currently 5th in the work World Cup guess the score thing! 1st place is a weekend in the Ardennes, 2nd place is a BBQ! 5th place gets a beer hamper and I’m genuinely hoping I hang on to fifth place tbqhwy I’ve got England 2-1 tonight and I know the lads in the Ghent office will all be Norway 😬

“England have got to stay concentrated here” Said the commentator “England need to concentrate” Is what normal people say

Good of Pickford to punch it to one of the tournaments top scorers there!

Ken Bates 1984 - "I shall not rest until Leeds United are kicked out of the Football League. Their fans are the scum of the Earth, absolute animals & a disgrace. I will do everything in my power to make this happen" Ken Bates 2005 - “Leeds United, yeah I’ll buy them!” Off you shuffle Kenneth 🫡

Gonna be a busy night on the dance floor in the infernal realm of the cloven hoofed prince of darkness tonight! 😈 Good riddance to her! 👋🏽

Hahaha kinell 🥴😭😂

Bantsellor of the Exjester

“I once called a by election to distract everyone from the fact that I accepted enormous amounts of money from billionaires and millionaires and then lost to a bin!”

“I’m not Nigel Farage” is Count Binface’s manifesto in Clacton. You never know, he might just do it! #R4Today

If Carlsberg did Prime ministers questions after the forthcoming Clacton by election 🗳️

You just know Trump is going to get involved and send JD Vance to Clacton. There’s probably a big DFS somewhere nearby.

The polar exploration ship the RRS Sir David Attenborough cost £200 million to build! And was actually voted by the public to be called Boaty McBoatface We need this level of public engagement and public support in Count Binfaces Clacton by election campaigning!

Calling a by-election over the sovereign right of every MP to take secret gifts from a convicted criminal. What a time to be alive.

Farage announced the by-election within an hour of the deadline he was given by the Guardian for responding to the story

Nigel Farage £5 million 'gift' from a cryptocurrency billionaire was reported to the National Crime Agency by bankers who were concerned it was money laundering. The whistleblowers alerted the NCA as they were "not satisfied they could trace the ultimate origin of the funds."

I genuinely hope all political parties chose to do the same thing and ignore Farage and Reforms petulant arrogant nonsense! Well done @greenparty.org.uk & @zackpolanski.bsky.social 👏

A stunt to con the public as Nigel Farage tries to avoid scrutiny overs his dodgy donations. He has never been a man of the people, but a representative of the wealthy and the establishment.

On my way, Clacton.

Making the African nations look decent here @FIFA

Well it was all nice whilst it lasted!

Just putting it out there… Egypt could’ve been 4-0 up here 🫪🤪

Have that you corrupt knobheads @FIFA HAHAHAHAHA

Games gone fellas

Fucking shithouses @FIFA

“Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Receiving a bung? A succulent five million quid? Get your hand off my penis!”

Fucking brilliant goal that! 🇪🇬

Belgian team celebrating their win in the locker room.

cracker from Wefail

Game on, Nige.

Belgium players mocking the US and Trump's meddling in the World Cup by doing the Trump dance after scoring the 4th goal against the USMNT

Say what you like about him, but it’s impressive that he can speak with a piano keyboard in his mouth.

My guess is FIFA and Trump both decide Ronaldo is now a US citizen and he plays against Belgium tomorrow night!

Back? When were Spurs ever there?