Did I see you in Aldi today @testicleoreilly.com

The Melania documentary has a rating of 1.5 out of 10 on Amazon Prime.

Nevermind that! He spelt “which” witch! 🤦🏼‍♂️ 🇺🇸

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Five-time draft dodger says what now?

Gonna be ace when Trump finally snuffs it! Can it out Thatcher Thatcher though?

Me and @atw1062.bsky.social are on Instagram together now. That’ll fucking teach you!

Unifying the French support in a ferry from France to England here! The animosity in the room when I stood up and clapped England missing their first conversion was palpable haha

Me when I crashed my car into some old dears front room in 1987

I crashed out of the closet like Paul Walker in an expensive Porsche the day he signed for us! 😍❤️

I’m in a boozer in very rural Brittany! Straightener?

March 2nd, massive anti US and Israel protest in the Philippines decrying the illegal war of aggression in Iran and killing of civilians. Protestors tried to reach the US embassy, stopped by riot police.

Trump at the next 'dignified transfer' of a dead US soldier

Everyone wants to be French like me nowadays! Get your own gig fellas!

Has Rooney been on the ale? Crack pipe maybe?

Meanwhile downstairs with Satan tonight!

These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share. *one voice altered to disguise identity

Dear Gorton & Denton, Something you might want to hear...

“It was never about immigration…”

OOOOHHHHH LOOK AT ME I’VE GORRA DEAD POSH DORMER BUNGALOW ON THE LEISURE PENINSULA HAVEN’T I UNLIKE YOU SCRUFFS THAT ALL LIVE IN A SQUALID HMO IN BOOTLE OR SOMEWHERE EQUALLY AS SALUBRIOUS #Pathetic

Right who did this?

Homes under the hammer "So Rosemary , what made you want to get into property development?" Rosemary "Well Dion we saw other people buying shitholes and screwing working people out of most of their monthly income for rent so I thought I'd join in"

Because you’re a cunt.

So lying about his Clacton home and stamp duty was an accident? His racism and antisemitism was just 'banter'? His 17 breaches of the parliamentary code 'inadvertent'? His offshore banking was 'unfortunate'? When will the media hold Farage to account?

Florian Wirtz discussing the Xabi Alonso rumours

I’m not having that your mate Mark Francois isn’t a Reform MP yet @testicleoreilly.com What in the tarnation and heck is going on?

Sign this is or i’ll come round yours and use your bog and “forget” to flush! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

The Vietnamese hippy commune we form is gonna special and unique @terraceultra.com 😂 Ale, dogs, bedlam ✊🏼

BREAKING: Explosive new poll for ITV Cymru Wales puts Plaid Cymru surging ahead of Reform UK in May’s Welsh elections. Plaid 37% Reform 23% Greens 13% Labour 10% Tories 10% Lib Dems 5% Plaid could form majority with Greens on this basis, with Labour out of govt for first time since devolution.

"I said Nadhim Zahawi is a respected statesman who will bring invaluable experience to Reform. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's a tax-dodging piece of shit"

BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...

It’s like The Proud Boys are now a fully funded US government militia! Psychopaths and Nazis to a man!

Sam Allardyce whilst he’s making his weekly bucket of gravy this!

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Correct me if I’m wrong here but the world went from complete shite to absolute shite just after Rylan outed himself as signed up member of 36th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS and a long time admirer of Oskar Dirlewanger!

Starmer and Farage both drape themselves in flags but once again it's really clear where their loyalty really is. It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime. This is not patriotism. It's subservience.

BREAKING: Ed Davey’s response to Keir Starmer’s statement

HOW ARE WE?

Happy New Year people! Peace and love to you all x

Jo Cox was murdered before the vote by a far-right terrorist & this is the language this complete disgrace chooses to use

Started a new business recently converting lofts into yachts. I’m pleased to say sails are going through the roof!

*Inserts Squidward “ah my people!” Meme*

Nixon didn’t go to prison over Watergate, but 48 others were convicted and served time for the scandal - notably, his Attorney General. Attention: Pam Bondi meet John Mitchell.

Genuine question - Has mankind come up with a worse idea than putting traffic lights on roundabouts? Absolute bastard of an idea in my humble opinion!

Sounds like he’s heard about @ragoff.bsky.social 2013 Twitter reputation with Mancs?