*trying not to laugh gif*

#jdvance #satire @theonion.com

Breaking news: Trump denounces half time show, says the government of Norway chose Bad Bunny instead of Kid Rock.

A bus stop near Tesla's flagship store in London. Imagine a Super Bowl ad that showed only this.

Democracy dies in billionaire hands. [Cartoon by Michael de Adder]

The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated. www.newsweek.com/minneapolis-...

We’re working with international partners to create new high-paying careers, build up our domestic auto sector, and boost productivity in Canada.

Oh to be a dog with a new leash on life RS

The new leader of the free world. American cable news saying that Prime Minister Mark Carney’s speech at Davos is one of the greatest speeches of the 21st century. ====================

Gratuitous cat pic of the day

The pathologically insecure man-baby throws his toys out of the pram again. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Trump demands Carney give him his standing ovation from Davos

It took this delusional scumbag a whole day to respond to Carney's speech. I'm guessing someone had to explain what all the big words meant, first. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

In one of the greatest speeches I have ever heard, Mark Carney calls for an end to kissing Trump's deranged, evil backside, and earns a standing ovation. www.youtube.com/live/dE981Z_...

He's just so pretty 💜

Even when it's bitter cold outside, the boys still manage to find a sunny spot 🌞

Here's a real leader! Mr. Carney, can I move there? Like, tomorrow? ==============

Obscene doesn't begin to describe it... www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

Happy Christmas 🎄

@timmcnulty.bsky.social Tim, hello!!

👇🏾👇🏾

Our wee Kirby enjoying the sunshine 🌞

Well, that's gotta be awkward... www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

Greasy orange dunce loses again 😁 www.cbc.ca/news/world/u...

I just started taking non-stimulant meds for ADHD and I can't believe how calm and content I feel 😊

@ronsexsmith.bsky.social hello, great to see you 😀

The world has lost an exceptional human 💔 www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

Thank you for coming to my Teddy talk.

@rcreed40.bsky.social Great to see you! 💜

What a handsome boy 💜

Five years ago today, we tied the knot on a hotel rooftop patio overlooking LAX in the height of the COVID lockdown. Happy anniversary @dammitalltohell.bsky.social I love you more every day ❤️

Kash Patel is fucking inept. Buddy, if you're going to lie, maybe make it something a little harder to disprove 🙄 www.politico.com/live-updates...

Love those four, whoever they are 😁 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Legend. RIP. www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/9/...

"People don't fake depression… they fake being okay. Remember that. Be Kind," Robin Williams 💔

It’s not like a vote is a wedding ring. I’m not promising to support that person through thick and thin. I just think that they’re less of a shitweasel than the person or persons they’re running against. Voting is the only way to get the lesser shitweasel. Otherwise you get Fascism.

I have voted in nine Presidential elections, and I had qualms, doubts, and misgivings about EVERY presidential candidate that I voted for. In the end, I voted for the person who I thought would do the best job. That’s the key. If you don’t vote, don’t complain. You forfeited that right.

Now that's a happy cat #Caturday

I turn 61 today, and I think I may finally be starting to get the hang of this thing we call life.

Something akin to the French Revolution seems like a mighty good idea these days.