just sayin

i love pulling a girl in close to me by her waist

spotted at work :3

yeah I dropped a vacayday to take "Friday" (Thursday) off.. now i only have 3 for the rest of the year sigh

been applying eyeliner to my upper waterline the past couple days and yeah, it makes a difference!

eyes feel sandy no energy eepy need a day off badly

wishing you all a very gay Tuesday

yesterday i couldn't get to sleep fast enough today I'm putting off tomorrow but itll catch me eventually

In a rambling series of articles, the New York Times promoted unproven medical harms due to hormones, surgeries and pronoun use by trans and nonbinary people.

REAL LIFE DOES NOT HAVE AS MANY CUTE GIRLS HANGING AROUND AS POKÉMON DOES

donald and douglas? boy and girl. bill and ben? boy and girl.

Peter Sam - boy Duncan - boy Duke - boy (although possibly a grandmother) Rusty - girl

James - boy Percy - girl Toby - girl Duck - girl

Stepney - girl Skarloey - girl Rheneas - girl Sir Handel - boy

Oliver - girl Mavis - girl Daisy - boy BoCo - girl

Gordon and Thomas are boys, obviously, because they are brash, loud, and impudent. Henry and Edward are girls because they cared for animals and others, spoke softly and didn't seek the spotlight.

PSA: alkaline water causes autism

PSA: Jack Daniels deletes autism

PSA: beef tenderloin causes autism

PSA: Pepto Bismol causes autism

PSA: TUMS causes autism

i think my hips are starting to pop off and because im 30 that could mean anything

Inspired by a BlueSky post my partner read to me yesterday so I don't know who to attribute. But yes Trump and his pseudoscience bullshiters can piss off #autism

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commited the grave sin of Sitting Down On the Bed After a Shower With My Phone In My Hand

Breasts, thighs, legs…it’s funny how all the parts of the chicken I like are also the parts of the girl I like

Set phasers to tongue

"i ain't readin' all that!"

The one time in 20 where I actually might walk around and get soaked in the rain, but I'm currently at work

underwear not tucking like i need it to >~< ouwch

Relatedly, I feel like my life is now trying to explain to the smartest person in the room that we don't need an llm to generate random strings

another Sunday night where I can't sleep and will go into my Monday shift on 3 hours of sleep. im sure checking my phone every 20 minutes is helping, though

do I really need more bras or am i just yearnscrolling the advertisements and sighing wistfully

Top 5 Onion headline

itchy all over, perhaps another round of zaftigenesis

it's wild that i played Roblox before Minecraft came out

if i had known estrogen can just make you grow boobs and thighs and curves when i was younger despite already going through testosterone puberty i would have been seeking HRT at 18 years old

there was one page that was only "i wish i had boobs" over and over again 😭

i think im on something like step 38

vibecoding (editing a robotgirl's cooling fan PWM subroutines to cause flutter harmonics affecting chassis gyro and accelerometers signalling rapid gravity flux and relaxing locomotor support systems)

no tabbi, you do not need those cheap chinese tops that amazon keeps recommending you. EUYZOU and ONEW and MIGUOFAN, GOTOLY, and GEWIMO will not magically give you the same snatched waist and big boobs that the curvy photoshopped product models already have

i needa post more lewds but it's like, a lot of work to come up with something new at some point i should honestly just start an OF but i also wouldn't post it here

𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕒 𝕨𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕓𝕪 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕒 𝕡𝕚𝕖𝕔𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕤𝕖

i used to be a crooner but then i took an Rx for the HRT

type shit

"hello mother of one of my classmates, please give me boobie medication thank u"

maybe I'll actually tell my family doctor im on HRT. I havent seen them for over 2 years. i could never bring myself to talk about it since i knew one of the Nurse Practitioners there growing up from my church

my 100 Days HRT journal