We went to the Lake Erie Nature and Science Center where that guy was finding girls to kidnap and murder!

Luke 23:18-19 But they all cried out together, “Away with this bunny, and release to us Bunabbas”— a bunny who had been thrown into prison for an insurrection started in the city and for murder.

The more I look at these dice, the less I can read them

crying at the idea of an Easter bunny being crucified

I legit own these:

Starting a thread of illegible dice:

I’m told I’ve been called a dead eyed cultist and that’s just not true. I have resting deadeye face

I think it’d be nice to see games drawing on nostalgia that AREN’T focused on white, suburban/small town aesthetics. Black* people and culture existed in cities in the 80s and 90s, too! *And other folks from the global majority, obviously. I’m speaking to my own background.

The investigation says the contractors review video that is captured specifically by the smart glasses' "live AI" feature. “In some videos you can see someone going to the toilet, or getting undressed,” a contractor said. “I don’t think they know, because if they knew they wouldn’t be recording.”

Meta responded to an investigation into the matter by the Swedish newspapers Svenska Dagbladet and Göteborgs-Posten by pointing to its terms of use, which states that Meta reserves the right to retain and review all interactions with its AI. www.svd.se/a/K8nrV4/met...

NEW: Contractors for Meta say they've been tasked with reviewing smart glasses footage in order to train the company's AI. The contractors say they've seen videos showing wearers having sex, undressing & using the bathroom. san.com/cc/what-your...

I mean, you WANT him on it, it should make him freak out about shit a lot less. People were very right when they said he was giving suicidal vibes when he bought twitter.

I thought people were saying Elon used ketamine for funsies. If it's like mine, it's for treatment resistant depression. You take it while chilling at a doctor's office. There's also sort of panic button, short term one that chills you out, you keep it at home. _That_ you can easily abuse.

This is not just cursed, its monstrous. The digital resurrection of a historian who died in January of this year, all so Grammarly can get some more clicks and engagement from students and/or scholars and/or others. It feels so wrong on so many levels, these ghosts enslaved to AI forever

Can you imagine if the pope was like "we're gonna do Inquisition MMXXVI: The Return" and started setting nazis on fire. I would convert, bro.

pope needs to start doing what popes do best and start calling Christofascists heretics

Just became of aware of Pokopia. Feel like I'm seeing something approaching that's going to smash me into dust.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Showed @dasharez0ne.bsky.social's iconic JUST WALK OUT with my therapist and she was like "I can see why this is helpful to you"💖

I keep getting the sentences out and there keep being more?? whycomesit???

Jokes on trump, Americans don't care about war in the news, that's background noise to us. We care about scandalous tabloid shit.

You know who we KNOW didn't fuck underage girls? Kamala Harris. And fuck, Hunter Biden too. Dude likes cocaine and adult Latin women.

I'd be like Pam bondi, you'd try to ask me about serious shit and I'd be like "I don't see you talking about how I rid the land of dark chocolate you ungrateful animals"

Everything spicy would be labeled according to my own scale. It would be illegal to give me something too spicy. Americans with disabilities would automatically become millionaires and have extra rights by law. Mostly because Baby Mouth would be a recognized medical condition.

As your next president I would get rid of dark chocolate. Twice dark chocolate has been left in my house as if I might want it and I felt personally insulted.

I truly feel like it's time for an insane woman to be president. You got a trump, give us an unhinged woman. Vote for me. I promise to abolish periods. If cis dudes got periods they would have devoted the manhatttan project to making it optional.

People can feel free to use it for their own campaigns, btw!!!

[shouting to be heard over a pack of ICE officers beating Jimmy Kimmel with truncheons for calling Trump 'a doo-doo head'] my precious friends are being digitally drawn and quartered by the woke mob simply for closely associating with Jeffrey Epstein for 20 years

This is because the nobility thinks fake incest is for casuals.

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Made a token for Strahd. Couldn't decide between these three color schemes. I think we ended up going with the first one. sketch in procreate, inking and color in CSP.

If you see this, post a monster. Mateo from @kvalentinwrites.bsky.social's book, An Amateur Witch's Guide to Murder.

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

The Unclest of Toms.

There's a dnd goddess named Chauntea and every time I hear her name I go "....what."

No opening theme for a tv show can beat Unsolved Mysteries' theme.

Spelling Bee, are you ok? It is....the day before Valentine's Day. (I cancelled my subscription months ago but it had renewed pretty recently 💀)

Forbes not disabling comments on that video is the bravest thing they've ever done.

I wish everyone had called me to tell me the president audibly shit himself during a press conference.

Today, my precious players finally solved a puzzle I gave them ten years ago. I'm so happy. (the answer was love)

It's like the Purge but cool.

There has to be a way to explain to orcas that the yachts have delicious people in them. Tiene que haber una manera de explicarles a las orcas que en los yates hay gente deliciosa.

ABC could have called it like a support network, community resource group, neighborhood support group, community network, lots of normal things. Was that young republican group chat called a shadow network?

Wtf is ethical AI.

On your period, once a year, you should be legally permitted to kill one (1) person.

Because of Greg Bovino, TIL that a limp biscuit is a thing and what a limp biscuit is.

If you really want to play this game, be more worried about how it'll judge you for all the unpaid labor.