I like how I can tell I'm about to have a break down when I start cleaning and organizing clothes.

Company: we've shipped your order! The Tracking: no they haven't.

I forgot how much zoro fucking loves chopper and now I'm dead.

If I lived in one piece world, I'd get immediately killed by a guy who looks like this

zoro spending the season being mercilessly tsked at by visions of a shirtless dude

watching live action one piece like ".... did dragon fuck smoker..."

I'm about to become a Captain Planet villain without the capitalist motivation

At a cafe, they're getting an ice delivery. "Ice is here!" "WHAT!!!" "No, no, ice! Ice!" "Those fuckers!" "No! Frozen water! Frozen cubes of water!!" "Oh Jesus ice! Ok ok" "Yay ice 😭"

My character from the Strahd campaign I'm in. I redid this picture at least 6 times.

Cannot believe there was another presidential assassination attempt at the same fucking Hilton!!! You can't have two assassinations at your hotel!! You CANNOT!

Being attacked by a random bird today (beautiful art)

Excited to see this wrap back around to them inventing people creating things again

trying to train palatina to weed my backyard.

Gotta let ‘em know who’s in charge. +$6 Patrons are currently reading 2 chapters ahead of everyone else! www.patreon.com/NathanLuethI...

It's so funny to me when an entertainment company says "Man up." "Man up and accept shitty art!" "Man up and pay $100 for a game!" I...don't have to? www.pcgamer.com/games/action...

As a kid I wrote so much cyberpunk stuff with my friends and I was young so I was doing really over the top evil stuff right? but damn I really wasn't. It literally all came true or is trying to.

Mirror, show me the least effective way to scam me:

Just saw a new fucking Google Gemini ad where they have a basketball player look up how to improve and it literally says PRACTICE YOUR SHOT and then the new slogan is QUIET YOUR BRAIN I apologize to every single cyberpunk writer I ever said was being too on the nose

at a job interview "whats your biggest weakness?" "understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics" "could you give an me an example?" "yes i could"

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

Tell whoever runs @pizzahut.bsky.social: "I cast Leomund's Tiny Pizza Hut!" I'm a marketing genius!!

Ok so he left the bottle behind so...he knew it wasn't his. He probably just thought the owner wasn't standing right there. Well, I hope I have ebola and gave it to him and it kills him.

*silently watches a random old man drink out of my bottle of water at the gym* 🧍‍♀️

Since last podcast guys called him "da-four-vid" that's the only way I can read his name.

Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced— <wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear> Apparently this is precedented

I love Instagram. It’ll be like “Hey do you want to follow this woman you went on a single date with in 2023 who never looked you in the eye and just sort of talked down to you the whole time” no I’m good Mark thanks so much

*in rocking chair I'm terrified of* back in my day, you had no idea what the words to the songs were

Made a little friend in the whiteboard. He's been labeled a hack

Reminder to relax your face because holy shit my face hurts from whatever face I've been making because of the migraine that ALSO makes my face hurt.

All the variations of "every writer is using AI so you may as well too" is just more bullshit disinformation being spread by desperate techbros terrified the bubble is about to burst. Which it is. None of us are using it. No writer is using AI. Anyone using AI isn't a writer, they're a slopslinger.

“All authors are using AI now” Not true! A lot of us use ADHD and anxiety!!

Whoops the buzzy AI notetaking app is a privacy minefield that also trains on your notes www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

at a new dentist’s and they put a bib on me hope i don’t have to eat too many teeth

I read this assuming Saxon was the baby he drags around the White House. This is Saxon. He's 20 years old.

I took part in the #beefleafminibang! Check out the fic this is based on (18+) by @velvetine-moth.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/820394... +the audio version by @redlikerozez.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/82044106 #shiqingxuan #hexuan #tgcf

They're calling it the song of the summer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAE...

Reminder that part of the reason FDR called the Pearl Harbor attack "a date which will live in infamy" is because the U.S. and Japan were still engaged in peace talks right up until they attacked us. Which was... exactly what the U.S. did to Iran. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/...

There are now 3 full chapters (that's 106 pages!!) of completely free-to-read KEEPING TIME, the queer, slow burn between two former friends and now current bandmates who - for better or worse - fall in love. #KeepingTime #webcomics 🎸 keepingtimecomic.com

WAIT I KNOW WHAT TO DO. DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE TIME MY FIRST GRADE CLASS STOPPED THE GULF CONFLICT?!

The Easter Bunny requested to be crucified face first because he felt unworthy to die in the exact same manner as Jesus Christ.

We went to the Lake Erie Nature and Science Center where that guy was finding girls to kidnap and murder!

Luke 23:18-19 But they all cried out together, “Away with this bunny, and release to us Bunabbas”— a bunny who had been thrown into prison for an insurrection started in the city and for murder.

The more I look at these dice, the less I can read them

crying at the idea of an Easter bunny being crucified

I legit own these:

Starting a thread of illegible dice:

I’m told I’ve been called a dead eyed cultist and that’s just not true. I have resting deadeye face