Ryoga

color thumbnail of allegra being normal

Tiny kid) she said she wants cake pop. Dad)....cake pop? Do you mean k-pop? Kid) cake pop. Dad) no she likes k-pop. It's like pop music. K-pop is- Kid) cake pop.

Told dad I told my therapist about him.

am I the only one that's immune to the brussel sprouts propaganda. They still suck ass. I don't care how you prepare them. Tastes bad. What the fuck are you talking about.

Repeatedly telling dad that if he smokes or doesn't take his meds I'm going to come back and kill him.

AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

I like how my reaction to someone taking a while to update me on dad is "....he must be dead."

Somehow being here has made me unable to speak both Spanish and English.

Being very Costa Rican by drinking coffee at night.

Trying to imprint on my nephews by buying them expensive shit but they're only going to remember that some clown woman appeared and gave them things.

Friends, he did a horrible job. Looking for a place to fix it.

Convincing girl in chair next to me that she should dump her basic boyfriend that won't learn Spanish.

Handling stress of my parental figure's mortality by getting my hair dyed pink.

Well I got my drink.

It's extremely funny that I made this post before knowing I was going to have to take an emergency flight to Costa Rica tonight.

"Local woman arrested for vandalism, public drunkenness, and manslaughter claims it was because she couldn't finish an ad featuring a cartoon turkey even though she tried all day."

It's noon and I already know it will be medically necessary for me to get fucking drunk tonight

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

All good news is like "okay but is this really going to work" 💀

The privacy issue with KOSA "resonating with a large swath of people"-- that's you, that was you calling your reps. Don't let anyone tell you it's pointless Let's do it again for the censorship bills in this new package

Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself. Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.

I've also seen a lot of gamers suddenly understand the importance of unions and that companies can be horrible to because of this. Ex: They'll follow an artist because they worked on their favorite game and suddenly find out that person's been laid off. It's easier to hit home now.

what. why.

Woke up a 4. It was dark so I thought it was 4am. Friends, it was 4pm.

I think I found the problem. He doesn't know what the torment nexus is.

Me, very petulantly about outer worlds 2: "....i remember when obsidian would let you climb any sheer rock face if you just insisted on it enough."

Me after 30 hours: "yeah I think maybe this is a bad game"

Omfg @gardengarlic.bsky.social drew my clownsona ;0;!!!! Look how cute!!!!

I like that when I got lunch, a person was like "oh nice wig." Like she thought the rest was just my normal clothes for the day and my usual makeup.

Me, after 16.5 hours of Outer Worlds 2: "man I think I don't like this game or understand wtf is happening."

Just realized in giving a presentation on Monday and that's the day of the office Halloween party so I will literally be dressed like a clown.

Why do I forget it takes forever to download and install a game. Ok, back to Henry and Hans are Totally Straight

Going into a hole to play outer worlds for 50000 hours

*burst into tears*

Mark Zuckerberg's net worth is up over $50 billion since January 1.

Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline. It’s… shocking

We need to start calling evangelicals and any other right wing, prosperity gospel Christians what they are: Heretics.

Finding out there are sequels to Flowers in the Attic and that there are a billion of them. What.

"Hans is CANONICALLY STRAIGHT in the first one!"

Playing Kingdom Come Deliverance. People who said there's no indication of these dudes being queer in this one are sheltered freaks. You save Hans exactly like you would a kidnappped maiden. He literally makes you take a bath with him. What the actual fuck are you talking about.

Dearest @kvalentinwrites.bsky.social's book is out! Get it wherever you get books! It's really funny! Broke goth queer Puerto Rican dude possessed by a demon, needs money for exorcism, has to do magic for money. But with every spell, the demon gets hungry! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/799919...

WhatsApp has channels now?!??!? Oh no

Me: *fighting for my life to run a meeting* Palatina: *gently paws leg* *kicks a board or SOMETHING around* *loudly attacking furniture m*

How many videos have you seen of protesters being brutalized? Pretending this imagery still changes the math the way you wish it would is an insult to the people whose bodies you would treat as props. Ghandi's era was more complex than many of you make out. This is not the 60s either. Things change.

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

British people when someone says a pun.

Me, showing my British boss reference images for a scone for a London themed feature) should the scone look like this or this? Boss, exhaling Britishly) ....that is a very controversial question.

nazis: the slurs on your app are being mean about our dead friend bluesky: im so sorry, we’ll ban them queer & PoC: hey bluesky, can you do something about these professional bigots? bluesky: learn to code and moderate your own spaces