Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

I have an incandescent rage that will carry me to Tuesday when my registrar of voters office opens. I'm no longer a Democrat. My senators did not vote for this, but they caucus with cowards. I've lost relationships over MAGA. I can't be in a party with collaborationists holding sway.

@padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov I'm reading that democrats are preparing to fold on the shut down. If that happens I change my registration on Tuesday. No more canvassing, phone calls, or donations ever again. I will find a political home that is unafraid of new voters. Message received.

@schumer.senate.gov if you guys cave in now, CA will have 1 fewer registered democrat. I will be completely done with you. No more canvassing, no donations, no phone work. Nothing. Do not make the hard fought votes Tuesday wasted. Do you really fear new voters more than the regime?

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social I'm changing my registration Tuesday if you inept hacks cave in now.

omg

Allégorie de la situation mondiale depuis janvier 2025...

This guy is brilliant 🤣

Drove the streets of Portland yesterday to go...lawn bowling

ICE is thug trash.

New in PN: @gelliottmorris.com on Trump's dire polling "Trump has the unique problem that he started off a lot lower than other presidents. So as he loses ground — and he has lost ground at about the normal clip — he just continues to be worse and worse than every other president before him."

National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives

Gerry is shitposting in print, that's dedication to the art form

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/

$40 billion could provide more than a year of affordable health care for millions of Americans. Instead, Trump uses your taxpayer dollars to bail out his “favorite president” in Argentina.

It’s sad to realize how much of Andrew Cuomo’s career was just riding the coattails of his famous father. by Meghan McCain

Newsom: This president appears unhinged… seems listless… he seems, dare I say, in decline—cognitively, and… physically. These are just the rantings of someone who needs an intervention, needs some help, needs to be stabilized.

I urge our nation to use this weekend's No Kings marches as a declaration of independence against the tyranny and lawlessness currently running this country. Use your voice. ACT PEACEFULLY. Protect yourself and your community. THERE ARE NO KINGS IN THE UNITED STATES.

Glad the clarinet player is out....listen to her. We should all be as committed to social justice! See you Saturday #NoKings

Thin-skinned ICE-holes corruptly abusing whatever authority they pretend to have.

Preparing for Saturday's protest in the Portland area. Am accepting pithy nominations for the "B" side. I do not have a frog costume, alas.

“A clarinet player was arrested after playing her instrument to the tune of the ‘Ghostbusters’ theme song outside of a Portland ICE facility…”

Amazing

ice: all crime, all the time

The Pope, it turns out, is — in fact — Catholic. MAGA won’t care for that.

"War-ravaged” Portland, in fact, is very still & chill today. Not sure why the regime feels the need to lie about what it’s like here.

The people from the funeral procession yelling at the masked coward goons feels right.

I feel seen

From Rebecca West's account of Yugoslavia during the late 1930s & 40s, "The Black Lamb and Grey Falcon." A perceptive observer, though frequently a poor conclusions drawer, she nailed this familiar sounding theme of her times.

What they really fear is having to explain to MAGA voters how it is the GOP controls there government & still hurts their own voters. Their fear of Democrats pales beside this.

Like he can count past 3

China has not bought a single soybean from the U.S. in over 3 months, thanks to Trump's disastrous tariffs. https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/28/soybeans-sacrificed-in-trumps-china-gamble-00583232?utm_content=politico/magazine/Politics&utm_source=flipboard

Welfare for billionaires

> @governor.ca.gov

Featuring "The Worst Responders." The hits just keep on coming!

If you really related to Charles Bukowski when you were 20 and wondered what that meant, your late 40's in a dystopia are going to be a fucking ride. Please enjoy arbys and almost nothing else

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/

Dutch late night TV has its take

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

We’re frogs in the pot about this, I think. We’re so hardened to eliminationist, fascist rhetoric from the right that it hardly makes a dent when a prominent host on a major network suggests exterminating a large group of people. But he did. And nobody on modern Right gives a shit.

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/