Stephen Colbert Speaks The Truth

The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred. It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become

“We will no longer allow people to generate vile and illegal images of others without their consent, except in the cases where we directly profit from it.”

Obama deported 3 million illegal immigrants during his time in office and I don’t remember a single scene like this.

open.substack.com/pub/heatherc... #ResistFascism A history lesson we must not ignore.

www.postandcourier.com/politics/dem... #scpol The proposal would give the federal government a direct hand in managing voter rolls — an authority the Constitution has historically reserved for the states.

they're undertrained even by PD standards. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Great piece by my Cato colleague. “Since July, immigration agents have shot at least six people behind the wheel of a vehicle. The same playbook is used each time: the agent says they “feared for their life” as a vehicle was “weaponized” against them. Juries should decide, but we tie their hands.

🚨 Native Americans, Indigenous people, harassed, beaten, detained by ICE in front of local police. This took place in northern Minnesota and was posted 11 hours ago. Fuck ICE. Fuck dirty police. Rise up against these criminals - We Are Our Only Hope 1/2

Dave Mathews took time on his birthday today to speak out on ICE and the murder of Renee Nicole Good 🔥….HBD Dave! "Renee Nicole Good, murdered in the streets. He shot her three times in the head. Murdered in cold blood. These people are trying to tell us not to believe what we see. F*ck ICE"

Steve Kerr on the murder of Renee Good: "It's shameful that the government can come out and lie about what happened when there's video and witnesses who have all come out and disputed what the government is saying."

This is how you write a headline. Especially during this administration

Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes

BREAKING: A federal judge ruled that the Trump administration cannot block federal money for child care and other social service funding to five states for now.

They’re going to have to release the Epstein files to distract from all the murders.

Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down. This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.

Looks like ICE is now cracking down on … Native Americans. This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota: “Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”

Ellison: "In other words, we didn't vote for him, so we can't have justice? Also, no president I've ever heard of received a $400m plane from a country trying to curry favor, crypto deals...he's truly distinguished himself in the area of corruption, so for him to call MN corrupt is quite remarkable"

Tonight Minnesotans stood together to honor the life of Renee Nicole Good.

Time is running out for the @wnba.com to pay the players what they owe them. Their contract expires TONIGHT. Without the players, there is no WNBA — and fair pay is LONG overdue. America’s unions stand in solidarity with the WNBPA players in this fight ✊

Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.

He murdered her

secure.actblue.com/donate/loc_a... all of us in SC and anywhere in the US that wants to unseat Lindsey Graham, please make even a small donation to @drannieandrews.com trump is raising funds for Lindsey and this is an uphill fight we can win! #scpol

This makes me happy

I am sure he loves this pin. Heard it was a gift to him. Lol. He is such a creep.

Pete Buttigieg is absolutely correct. We must hold Noem accountable for what happens in her department.

theres an interesting contradiction in the way that democracy is both a source of our present troubles (fascism can take power because the voters decided it could) while also being a major factor opposing it (the people are doing way more to push back / resist than more elite / insulted bodies)

This morning, Ms. Rachel and I visited District 2 Pre-K Center, where we sang and read with the wonderful students and educators. We also discussed universal childcare - and how we're making it happen for NYC!

So an officer has his phone out recording obviously distracted, shoots a woman and calls her a “f’ing Bitch” and they think that HELPS the case?!?

In an interview by #AshleyParker for #TNR - Q: "What's the difference between your invasion of Venezuela and the invasion of Iraq?" Trump: "Iraq was a terrible mistake because Bush did it. This will be great because I'm doing it. That's the difference." In other words, "Bush stupid, Trump smart."

ICE is following DoorDash drivers and chasing them into people’s houses and terrorizing both the drivers and the customers www.instagram.com/reel/DTS-zJO...

Former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here”

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social.

Meanwhile, on the Fox News feed...

2025 is now, officially, the worst year for job creation outside of recession since 2003. @byheatherlong.bsky.social

Sad how many who think voting every 4 years or so equals holding government accountable

Donkeys can run just minutes after being born. Sorry we lost track of them all.

WATCH — @jonfavs.bsky.social : “Who the f*ck cares if she was an activist or not? That doesn’t mean you get SHOT… They don’t think we live in a country of laws anymore. They think power is the only thing that matters.”

Someone drove at me in a crosswalk this morning. This is a daily occurrence in New York, despite red lights and traffic laws. Somehow, I managed not to shoot him in the face.

Frey: "This notion of inflammatory comments -- c'mon guys. I dropped an F bomb, they killed someone. Which one of those is more inflammatory? I'm going with the killing somebody."

The progression between the 1994 USMNT world cup kits and the leaked version for 2026 also represent the color palette change our nation's police force underwent.

Jimmy Kimmel dug up a video of Stephen Miller in high school. He’s always been a complete asshole.

bsky.app/profile/did:... Thx @eliza7777777thstar.bsky.social

As daft as he is, this sad thing realized he had become a global laughing stock when he extorted FIFA for a make-believe peace prize. Now he’s trying something even more pathetic…extorting Machado for a hand-me-down Nobel prize.

Like a petty gangster gifting his enforcers the latest Nike's

The moment of silence for Renee Good at the Timberwolves game ended in shouts of "ICE go home" and "Fuck ICE" and cheers on the national broadcast. www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/wbrs...

“My own morality” is not a constitutional check. Law is. Courts are. Congress is. WE THE PEOPLE are. He who claims his power is restrained only by himself is rejecting Democracy in plain, direct, clear language. This is the United States of America: NO KINGS. 🆘🇺🇸‼️

Any administration that instantly clears one of its officers of a suspected capital crime is just begging for other trigger-happy poorly trained ICE officers to do the same. The White House isn't protecting its officers. It's encouraging them to ignore the law. And that puts more Americans at risk.